(knocking on the door)
- Come in!
(wedding march playing)
Destinee,
(laughing)
will you marry me for a week?
Who's gonna trip over it, it's just us?
- [Man On The Phone] I want to know why
this young man didn't ask me for your hand in marriage!
- [Destinee] You ain't gotta go home
but you gotta get up outta here.
- This might be a strike against me as a husband.
(laughing)
- Of course!
- Yeah! (laughing)
I don't know if it...
- [Destinee] Mm-uh, it'll fit my pinky, maybe.
- [Ryann] We gonna get it, Mm-hmm.
- [Destinee] There we go.
- Right there.
We're gonna get married.
- You've made an honest women out of me.
- I'm gonna be moving into your place.
- Oh, you're gonna be coming into my space.
- Mm-hmm.
- On my time and I'm gonna have to accommodate
another human being.
- Yeah.
(high pitched scared scream)
But do you see yourself ever getting married in life?
- I'm, I think, right now I'm at the point
where yeah, it'd be cool to be,
I think living with somebody,
I don't know if I'm necessarily ready to be married.
Am I supposed to put you in the bed or on the couch?
- Are you gonna put me on the couch? (laughing)
Okay, so I'm about to move in with Destinee,
so I have to pack and I am the world's worst packer.
I have way too many socks and underwear
but, you never know, because accidents happen.
(gentle knocking on wood)
Honey, I'm home!
- Welcome home baby!
- Hi-ee.
I know you're a bit of a neat freak.
- Oh, apparently I've gotten worse.
- [Ryann] Oh, you cleaned!
- [Destinee] Did I, I live like this.
- The first thing I do when I come home
is take off my clothes and they usually just like...
So I'm about to take my shoes off,
can I leave them anywhere?
- You put them over there where all the there shoes belong.
- [Ryann] But I, that's not my style.
- I am not your mama, I will not clean up behind you.
(laughing)
- You're not my mom, you're my wife. Oh that...
(laughing)
- This is a compromise to marriage.
- [Ryann] That is not a compromise,
that is you just telling me
where to put my shoes.
- And you being like, okay.
- [Ryann] I'm gonna leave these right here.
- [Destinee] No, because somebody will trip over them.
- [Ryann] Who's gonna trip over them, it's just us?
I'm gonna kick them off.
- Ryann, you're already being a bad husband!
- [Ryann] I'm not a bad husband. (laughing)
- Oh, our schedule is gonna be interesting
because mine starts at 4:00 AM.
(record scratching to a stop)
- What, like, what do you,
you mean you wake up at 4:00 AM?
- I wake up at 4:00 AM. - Absolutely not.
- I'm out by 4:30, at the gym until 6:30
and then start work at 7:00 and get off at 4:00.
- I, no, what?
Oh my God.
I'm supposed to be in the office at 9:00,
I usually wake about 8:45.
I don't know, I'll have coffee, I'd meditate, work til 6:00
and then I'm usually up reading or journaling or knitting
or something until probably 1:00 in the morning.
- No! - Yeah, I'm a night owl.
- You're up until 1:00 in the morning?
- Usually, last night was really--
- I go to bed at 8:00.
- What time to do you eat dinner?
- Before 7:00.
- Oh, no, I don't even start cooking before 7:00.
So, I was reading a book before bed
and Destinee fell asleep and I feel bad
so I don't want to wake her up.
So I ended up just sleeping on the couch.
- And so I was half asleep, half not
'cause I was like, well, I need to make sure I'm
not sprawled out when he comes to the bed and he never came!
- I didn't.
Because I'm trying to be a considerate husband.
All right, good night.
It's 6:00 AM.
- The second night was when you decided to get up with me
and we were gonna do our makeup together.
- Yeah.
- And I was like...
- Yeah, I made us late,
we were a solid hour and half late to work because of me.
(laughing)
We woke up this morning.
- Ow, oh, I still got my little head thing on.
- You do. - But at least it matches.
- It looks good.
(laughing) Well, how late are we now?
- [Destinee] An hour and half, two hours.
- It's okay, well.
- But night two I was working really late.
- My husband left me.
- I did. - All day,
waiting for him by the door to come home.
Ryann and I work different schedules
so I knew I was gonna come home and have some down time
but it has now been an hour and a half
since he was supposed to be off work
and I've heard nothing from him.
Not hey, I'll be home at this time.
Oh no, I guess this, that's marriage,
sitting at home til your significant other gets home.
- I was working really late and I was trying to figure out
what we were gonna do for dinner
and then I end up having another friend come.
- It's way past when Ryann was supposed to be home,
so I was like well, I'm just gonna be comfortable
and the man will come when he comes.
But then I get a text message saying, "Let's go get dinner."
The things you do for love.
- And I was hanging out with another woman, which...
(laughing)
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, day two,
we're not even past our honeymoon phase.
- We are not, definitely not past our honeymoon phase.
How do you feel about us being married?
- I'm apart of it.
- [Ryann] Oh good.
- I feel like it's like a...
- Mm-hmm.
- [Ryann] A threesome?
- Yeah.
- [Ryann] A triple, you're sister-wives?
- In 2019? (laughing)
- The more Jesus and the Holy Spirit trinity type?
- Yeah.
- She texted you but.
- Yeah, she texted, the other woman texted me.
(laughing)
That's how that went.
But he did pay for food, so.
- So there's that.
So, tonight is date night
and I was supposed to plan a big thing for me and Destinee
and like any responsible adult, I completely blanked
and didn't plan much.
So I'm gonna try to see if I can get away with
doing an at home spa day.
I was thinking at first I was gonna do
a bunch of things but I know that Destinee
is not somebody who likes to go out and do a lot of things.
You're chill, you just want to be at home and relax.
Hopefully she likes it, I honestly don't know
and this might be a strike against me as a husband.
- Well, I was like, you know what,
I'm home early, and I want to surprise you when you get home
and have dinner made.
I'm going to make breakfast for dinner
'cause breakfast food is all I have in here.
I couldn't think of a slick way to ask
when he was coming home,
so I was just like, when are you coming home?
And he was like, probably around 7:00.
By the way, do you like sushi?
He dropped a bomb on me,
so I was just like, maybe we should just grab sushi tomorrow
and get groceries today?
I don't know if that worked.
When you asked if I liked sushi,
I was like hmm, hmm, I think today is date night.
- It is date night, you forgot date night.
(laughing) How did you forget date night?
- I just hope that he doesn't do me
like he did yesterday and stay out all day
and then be like hey, come meet me here for food.
'Cause I'm gonna be like, no, I cooked for us.
- Although, I personally despise breakfast for dinner.
(laughing)
- Somebody hurt you.
- Orange juice and champagne for mimosas, some fruit.
I even stopped and not get potatoes
'cause I love hashbrowns.
But I know that Destinee doesn't like potatoes
'cause I listen.
- Yeah, and by then, everything has been cooked and prepped.
- Right.
- [Destinee] In the oven.
- [Ryann] Literally--
- [Destinee] On the stove.
I wanted to surprise you!
(laughing)
- Surprise me?
- [Destinee] I've already made dinner.
(laughing) - Shut up, are you kidding?
- [Destinee] I'm so serious.
- Oh my.
(laughing)
I was trying to surprise you.
- [Destinee] And I was trying to surprise you.
(laughing)
- Destinee trying to surprise me, made breakfast for dinner.
Me trying to surprise Destinee bought breakfast for dinner.
(laughing) So then we just end up with--
- [Destinee] A lot of food. - A lot of food.
(laughing)
- A lot of breakfast,
which you don't even like.
- I know, we had food that I don't even like. (laughing)
I am very appreciative.
- It is really, my heart is so warm right now.
- Oh.
- But I really don't like breakfast for dinner.
(laughing)
- Well, you can have the fruit, I'll have the breakfast.
(laughing)
- You all domestic and (bleep).
- You know, I'm just trying to do somethin' for my husband.
(laughing)
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- So I got us masks so we can relax
and I got you Shea, the SheaMoisture.
- I do love Shea. - I know you like Shea.
I love SheaMoistur.
- See, I listen.
- You thought about me, thanks husband.
- [Ryann] Oh, all right.
We gonna do some masks.
- Yeah, does my hair look crazy?
- Mm-uh, you're beautiful, always, you are so pretty.
(laughing) - I had to put my bang back.
And I told, I was afraid you were gonna be
a lot of energy that I was gonna have to keep up with
but I was very surprised the entire time.
- Most people think that I'm high energy all the time
but I feel like the longer you're around me,
the more you realized I'm pretty,
I have chill moments.
- Yeah, no, of sure.
- I'm mostly chill.
- Neal!
- We look like we about to go rob a bank.
- Yeah we do, gah, gah!
- Gang, gang, gang.
(laughing)
I think we just get each other
and get each other's energy.
- Mm-hmm
- And what we need in the moment.
I'm keeping you up, you're a night owl now.
- It's 9:00, am a night owl at 9:00?
- [Ryann] Oh girl, no, you need to stay up.
(laughing)
- Honestly, I enjoyed having you around so much.
- Oh.
- I really just, I was looking forward to you coming home.
- I did not expect that.
Oh no, we did, we had a whole week of marriage.
- We did and it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
- What!
Communication is key.
- Yeah.
- And that because we were both trying
to think, do what the other person
we thought the other person wanted to do.
- Mm-hmm.
- Instead of just being like, what would you like.
(laughing)
When do you think you want to get married?
- I'd give it maybe three years, two or three years.
- Oh, you're ready, ready.
- Phew, I was thinking like 10.
Well, to marriage.
- To marriage!
(laughing)
I think I could say yes to the right one.
I'm single again, y'all, so...
(laughing)
(thoughtful music)