Hey, there, Mr. Krabs, are you ready to party?
Oh, I'm ready to party. Are you ready to party?
I'm ready to party. Are you ready
to party, SpongeBob?
[chuckles] I'm ready to party.
Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
I'm ready to par-tay.
Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?
I'm ready to par-tay.
Are you ready to par-tay, Patrick?
I'm ready to party!
Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
I'm ready to party! Are you ready to par-
Stop it, just stop it! You're embarrassing me, Dad!
[sobbing]
[grunting]
Perfect. Just like my own kitchen.
I'm ready!
[dinging]
I'm ready to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs.
I'm ready! I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready, ready, ready.
Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way!
- Are you ready? - Hold on.
Okay, I'm ready.
[grunting]
[squeaking]
I said, "I'm ready."
Huh? Here I go. [squeaking]
Didn't you hear me? I said, "I'm ready."
[grunting] [squeaking]
[giggling] That tickled.
[grunting] [squeaking]
[laughing]
[grunting] [squeaking]
Whoa! Is he going to be okay?
Oh, that's nothing.
You should see him in the morning
prancing around yelling,
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
He drives all the neighbors crazy.
Why, just the other day, our neighbor Squidward was-
[trumpeting]
There's really no help for him.
[yelling]
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Whoa there. We still have a few more topics
to cover first.
Man, that fur really hits the spot.
No more frozen armpits.
And this highbrow goatee combo works like a charm.
This is the best idea we've ever had.
You said it.
I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.
Bring it on!
[birds chirping]
Spring?
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Good morning, SpongeBob.
Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes
can make a guy look... just like me.
Yep. If I'm gonna be an award winner,
I've got a dress like one.
That's creepy, but flattering.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready.
- I'm ready. I'm ready. - Huh?
Time to go to work.
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready To go to work ♪
♪ He's ready, he's ready ♪
♪ To go to work ♪
[music playing]
Hello, Krusty Krab.
[whistling]
[music playing]
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready To go to work ♪
♪ He's ready, he's ready To go work ♪
[music playing]
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready To go to work ♪
♪ - He's ready
♪- He's ready - Ready ♪
♪ To go to work ♪
[trumpeting]
[chuckles] Good morning, pineapple.
[trumpeting]
Good morning, Gary.
[meowing]
Good morning, world! I'm ready!
I'm ready.
[laughing]
Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae.
Fry cook SpongeBob SquarePants has accumulated
too much vacation time.
And if you don't take some time off,
I'll have to pay a fine. [crying]
Time off?
Oh, I guess there's just no other way to say this.
SpongeBob... take a vacation.
Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
Well, that went better than I expected.
♪ I'm ready Vacation ♪
♪ Vacation, vacation ♪
Hey, Gary.
[meowing]
That's right, Gary. I am home early.
I'm on vacation. Well, good night, Gary.
[sighing] Vacation.
Well, don't wanna keep 'em waiting any longer.
- I'm so excited about- - Welcome to art class.
Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry.
- Oh, nevermind. - Howdy, Squidward.
Are you taking this art class too?
SpongeBob, in art class? Wait! This is cooking!
Come back! You gotta be kidding.
[laughing]
This is great. You and me in school together.
So, where's the teacher?
You're looking at him.
You... are the teacher to my pupil?
This isn't art class, it's heaven.
Yeah, grab a little piece of heaven
and let's get on with it.
I'm ready, Mr. Tentacles.
How am I supposed to flip patties like this?
Okay, you know what, SquarePants?
That's quitter talk. And are you a quitter?
No.
And are you going to let this ringer get
between you and your passion?
Those sweet tomatoes, crisp onions? Are ya, SpongeBob?
No, I won't let it get between me and crisp onions,
sweet tomatoes, fresh lettuce a flame broiled patty,
a warm bun sprinkled with sesame seeds
served with a smile that says, "Hey! I care!"
I'm ready!
That's the spirit.
Whoo!
[thudding, groaning]
Don't worry, Patrick, my spirits are still high.
"A yo, SpongeO. We were in your neck
of the woods and decided to pick up
your beloved pet, Gary.
If you want to see him, you better hightail
your porous caboose over to the showdown.
Sincerely, Shark Face and the other sharks."
Gary! No!
I have to save Gary. I have to go to the showdown.
I have to get ready to fight.
Wah! I'm ready.
[snapping]
[groaning]
[snapping]
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Back up Pods, don't make me hurt you!
♪ I'm ready To see Sandy ♪
♪ I'm ready To ring Sandy's doorbell ♪
[ringing]
I'm going to make you my personal project.
Of course, you'll have to sign up
for a lifetime membership.
I'm ready.
[grunting]
That reminds me.
You need to start hydrating right now.
Yes, sir.
And remember, always be hydrating.
Okay, I will.
That's what I like to see.
Come on, we'll finish those later.
Good, cause I was really crashing there
signing those papers.
♪ I just can't recognize myself I don't know if I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready ♪
Cause I'm ready.
I'm read-
I'm read- Doh.
I'm read- I'm read-
I'm read- I'm read- I'm read- I'm read-
I'm read- I'm read-
Ooh! That was the greatest, Larry.
Yeah. Say, how'd you like to take the second shift?
By myself?
Only if you think you're ready.
I'm not just ready. I'm ready, Freddy.
It's Larry.
- What's in the box? - It's a surprise.
I like surprises.
Great. Then close your eyes.
I'm ready.
Well, I like it so far.
Ta-da.
[gasping]
It's the new Krusty Krew uniform.
[chuckles] I designed it myself.
Okay, this is it, SpongeBob.
Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.
Okay, Squidward. Pearl...
this is the greatest uniform ever!
But if you should not succeed, you must give up fry cooking.
Forever. What do you say?
I'm ready.
Very well then.
To the Poseidon.
If you two want to knock
each other's brains out with snowballs,
kindly leave me out of it.
[Patrick] Come on, SpongeBob,
let's go knock each other's braids out.
[SpongeBob] I'm ready.
Hmm.
Okay, Patrick, it's out.
[chuckles]
Okay, I'm ready.
Any particular reason you took your pants off?
Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
That it does, Patrick, that it does. Good thinking.
Here, hold this a second.
Uh. It's not working, fellers.
We need a combine our efforts and do an impression
of SpongeBob all at the same time.
Okay, all together now!
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready!
I remember. I know who I am.
I am SpongeBob SquarePants,
and yes, I do like cooking in lard.
[cheering]
Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
No, but I have many more tests, for you to take
Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
No.
Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
No.
- Now? - No.
- Now? - No!
Now? Now? Now?
Okay, SquarePants, it is your turn to get zapped.
I mean, are you ready for your final test?
I'm ready.
You'd better be.
Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick?
Pretty soon those hungry customers
will be lining up cause we are open.
I'm ready.
[dinging]
Okay, SpongeBob, this one's gonna be fun.
We just whack each other with these giant air cleaners
till one of us falls off.
On your mark, get set...
Sandy, are you sure
we're supposed to be standing up here?
Go!
[screaming]
Come on, SpongeBob.
We're going for a tandem ride through the park.
Gee, that sounds safe. I mean, fun.
Okay, I'm ready.
[grunting]
I'm ready. Whoo hoo!
♪ I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready for a new job For a new job ♪
♪ I'm ready for a new job I'm ready ♪
Whenever you're ready, Patrick!
Hold still, buddy.
Okay, Pat, give me a quick shake.
Okie dokie.
Okay! I'm ready!
Hey, that worked perfectly.
I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say
the first word that pops into your head. Ready?
I'm ready.
- Work. - Work.
- Spatula. - Spatula.
- Bun. - Bun.
See, the key is to say something different
than what I say.
Oh, okay, I got it.
- Potato. - Potahto.
- Tomato. - Tomahto.
1,004, 1,005- Oh, pebble number 143.
Ha. You will not trip me up again,
pebble number 143.
1,006, 1,007, 1,008- Old lady with a ham sandwich.
1,009, 1,010, 1,011, 1,012, one th-
Congratulations. You're ready to get behind the wheel.
Really? I'm ready!
♪ I'm ready I'm read- ♪
No one's going anywhere till we find SpongeBob.
Ah, wait. Uh, here he is.
That ain't SpongeBob. SpongeBob is square.
[grunting]
I'm ready. I'm ready.
No, you ain't.
Okay, I'm ready.
Here goes nothing.
Hurry, Squidward. We got 'em. Whoa. Got it.
Phew.
I'm ready.
All right, man, let's see if we can, like,
work out some of this tension.
Why, you- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
[growling]
SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough
to handle those sidewinders.
Hasah! Watch and learn, sister.
Wa-yah!
[groaning]
Yep. That's how the King of Karate does it. Who's next?
Something smells like rancid rodeo around here.
Excellent. Surely you are King of Karate.
The one and only.
We must make ready for your coronation.
I'm ready to be King of Karate!
I'm ready! I'm read-
[gasping] What is this?
Curly tresses, poofy texture, itchy scalp.
[gasping] It's a wig!
Alright, Squidward, are you ready?!
I'm ready.
Okay! Patrick, are you ready?!
[grunting]
Plankton, are you ready?!
Plankton?
[gasping] Plankton.
Uh. I'm ready?
I'm ready! I'm ready. I'm ready.
Patrick, did you bring my flash cards?
Right here, buddy.
Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards.
No, Patrick!
Hey, learning tastes good.
Patrick, I need those.
Oh, fiddlesticks!
You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.
- [SpongeBob] Is too... - Is not...
- Um, guys. - Anyway, your shoe's untied.
- Is not! - Is too.
- Guys! - Is too!
- Is not! - Is too!
The train!
Don't worry, I'm ready!
Bring it on!
[unintelligible]
Hey, everyone, look,
there's some air bubbles trapped on the ceiling.
But how are you gonna get 'em down?
Never fear, I know what to do.
We can use these straws to suck the bubbles down.
Wait a minute. Those straws cost me money.
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll put 'em all back.
Hurry up, SpongeBob.
Well, I'm no doctor, but I don't think
squirrels are supposed to be blue.
Okay, I'm ready!
Just a little bit further. Okay, got it.
[grunting]
Well, SpongeBob,
you ready to get back to doing what we do best?
I'm ready.
That's me boy.
Hello, sir. I'd like to purchase the Krusty Krab restaurant
you have in your w- W- Where is it?
Oh, sorry, sir. I just sold it a minute ago.
But we do have this slightly used
taco stand for sale.
I'm ready! I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Go, SpongeBob!
Ordinary boots?
These are the only official fry cook boots.
Only the finest fry cooks in the world
are permitted to wear them. Part of a tradition.
And these boots were given to me
by the most famous fry cook in the sea.
- Who's that? - Uh. Uh.
Oh, well, his name's not important.
But he was famous, alright, don't you worry.
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready I want those boots ♪
Sorry, son, these boots are far too valuable.
[horn blowing]
[yawning]
I'm r- r- ready. I'm r- r- ready.
Mmm. Mmm.
Try to say, "I'm ready."
I'm heady- dy. Dime Betty.
Spaghetti. Dime sweaty. I'm all wetty.
I'm ready. [gasping]
I'm ready. I'm ready!
- High-five! - Yeah!