*Rapping like Dan Howell's diss track*
*Other Robert jumping in* OK, no, no. Cut, cut.
You're just going to rip off Dan-Daniel Howell, is that what you're going to do?
You're just going to take his diss track, wh-what is this?
I don't know, I just thought it would be like a, like a funny, like a reference
Dude, you've been gone way too long to just think you can just take Daniel Howell's song
You-you really thought you could get away with that?
No, you're not getting off that easy dude.
Alright, you sit back, and I'm going to take care of this, OK?
*intense music interspersed with explosions*
*Wailing*
*Wailing and solemn piano*
*Knocking*
Robert?
*Robert on the other side of the door* Go away, I hate you!
What's going on in there?
*Alternating Roberts* YouTube is stupid! I hate YouTube!
You OK?
I hate YouTube, it's stupid!
Go away!
*while sobbing* I can't do this, man, I can't do this!
What's the matter, man, come on
*Additional wailing*
Robert, I didn't mean it, no, don't cry, no...
It's stupid, I hate YouTube, why is everyone so mean on YouTube?
Listen, roasts are a huge thing on YouTube man, so you have to get used to this
OK? You-you have to, you have to get thicker skin
How can you be a youtuber and not be able to handle some insults and-and you know, people making fun of you and stuff?
*Still crying*
Man, you just need to embrace the roast, man, you can do this.
You can come out of this a better youtuber, if you just embrace it and make it your own, you know?
You're right, you're right...
Alright, alright
Alright, I'll do it
OK
Let's do it, I'M GONNA DO IT!
DISS TRACK!
*Heavy breathing to the point of screaming*
(Yo, we back with the memes, what I tell you?)
(We've been roasting ourselves for like 2 years already, this ain't nothing new)
(New memes since 2015, I'm from Toronto, the white boy!)
*gunshot*
*thud*
Oh, s***
Brandon!
Br-Brandon, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
NO!
Did you shoot him!?
I don't know dude! I wasn't,
I thought it was fake!
Are you k-are you kidding me right now?!
R-really?
I didn't know!
No, Brandon!
NOOOOOO *Wake Me Up Inside*
Wait
Wait, do you hear that?
*Police sirens*
Shit it's the cops!
I'm getting the f- I'm getting outta here!
See ya!
*from behind the camera* Keep running, keep running, keep running
*In Too Deep in the background*
How's it going friends? It's RobertIDK here!
I know it's been like a month since you've seen me on this channel,
and I'm so sorry
I wanted to come back with a really, really good video
I'm gonna explain why it's been so long since I've posted anything on the channel
in a video in like a few days,
I'm gonna do like a whole video dedicated to it
So again, thank you guys so much for watching this video,
I put a lot of work into it
I just wanted it to be as, like, fun any crazy as possible for my first video back,
uh, I missed you guys a lot! (We missed you too!!)
And I cannot wait to get on with making more videos, and I'm gonna explain everything that's been going on
and everything that's going to happen
um, Thank you so, so, much for being patient with me!
And, as always, thank you guys so much for watching, and have a good one!
Alright, let's do this!
UNH
*laughing* What the fuck was that?!
UNH
We're good, we're good