- Welcome to a Minecraft Rap Battle.
Steve versus Herobrine!
Begin!
(hip hop music)
- [Man] Arcade Cloud presents:
Mining a lot of diamonds, then dying in lava.
When a creeper destroys your house.
(explosion)
Getting lost.
Accidentally hitting your pet cat or dog.
Accidentally pressing Q instead of W.
Dying in the nether with valuable items.
When you build something awesome,
but then you have to respawn, and you lose it.
Getting shoved off a cliff by a cow.
(dramatic music)
Your only pickaxe breaks right as you find diamonds.
When Herobrine is after you.
(dramatic music)
♪ Dropped in the world, left to your own devices ♪
♪ I could definitely stay alive with the right tips ♪
♪ Every night I'm wondering how am I to survive this ♪
♪ I'm walking on the edge of danger and I might slip ♪
♪ Keep steppin, makin weapons while I'm diggin ♪
♪ In this dirt and grime ♪
♪ Slip deeper into this mine ♪
♪ But I stick torches in places I left behind ♪
♪ Quick, the sun is going down on the horizon ♪
♪ As the time ticks ♪
♪ Got my iron sword if I'm ever makin the night ♪
♪ Trip, swing my iron sword ♪
♪ and I'm holdin it with a tight grip ♪
♪ I'm hearing hisses and moans ♪
♪ And battlin skeleton bones in the distance ♪
♪ So I guess I'm about to fight ♪
♪ Whip out my weapon and if it breaks ♪
♪ I put another one in its place ♪
♪ And now I'm staring right in the face ♪
♪ Of evil zombies but I'm quick ♪
♪ I see a mob of creepers in a tight clique ♪
♪ This is about to be the biggest fight of my life here ♪
♪ Fighting creepers ♪
♪ Killing zombies ♪
♪ And when the night comes ♪
♪ Gotta get 'em off me ♪
♪ But they'll go runnin ♪
♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Take 'em on ♪
♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Face the mob ♪
♪ Okay, no more runnin ♪
♪ I'll hike this mountain to the highest pike ♪
♪ It's slippery and I might slip ♪
♪ But I chose this ♪
♪ This life fighting enemies like this ♪
♪ I'll spite six zombies instantly with my fist ♪
♪ I see a white wolf, could be the perfect sidekick ♪
♪ I'll feed him beef and maybe teach him some nice tricks ♪
♪ Biting evil entities within my vicinity ♪
♪ My mind is mentally prepared, sharp as a ice pick ♪
♪ I'm a veteran, slicing up skeletons ♪
♪ Hiding in the shadows, the element of surprise, yeah ♪
♪ I heard legends of a dragon in the Endermention ♪
♪ Getting in position, about to face all my nightmares ♪
♪ So come and get me you freaks ♪
♪ Come on, I'm right here ♪
♪ Don't you hear me screaming ♪
♪ On this mountain through the night air ♪
♪ Creepers, zombies, witches, spiders, and slime ♪
♪ This is about to be the biggest fight of your life ♪
♪ Fighting creepers, killing zombies ♪
♪ And when the night comes, gotta get 'em off me ♪
♪ But no more running ♪
♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Take 'em on ♪
♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Face the mob ♪
♪ Fighting creepers, killing zombies ♪
♪ And when the night comes, gotta get 'em off me ♪
♪ But no more running ♪
♪ ♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Take 'em on ♪
♪ Fight for your life, fight for your life ♪
♪ Fight for your life ♪
♪ Face the mob ♪
- [Man] This is the Telltale Minecraft: Story Mode games
in three minutes.
The outcome of these games largely depends
on the player choices so this will be
a very broad overview of what happens.
Let's get crafting.
A group of heroes traveled to the End
to slay the Ender Dragon.
The heroes cheat and use a device called the Command Block,
and object that can execute computer commands.
They glitched the dragon from existence
and take credit for the victory.
Granting them fame, they call themselves
The Order of the Stone.
Ivor, one of the members, leaves The Order
because of their deceit.
Ivor uses the laboratory to create
an extremely dangerous creature called the Wither
to antagonize The Order.
A young man, or woman, block thing,
the player picks the gender, so we'll just say it's a guy,
named Jesse helps his friend Petra
sell a Wither skull to Ivor.
Ivor steals the skull and takes it to his lab,
where he completes the Wither and unleashes it.
However, he loses control of the creature's core,
the Command Block, and it becomes the Wither Storm.
Gabriel gives Jesse a special amulet.
Jesse and some of his friends go through
the Nether portal to escape the Wither Storm.
Jesse and his friends find their way out of the Nether
and use the amulet to locate the other members of The Order.
Jesse succeeds and brings one of the members back.
Jesse's friends succeed in finding the other.
The amulet reveals the location of Ivor and Soren,
another long lost member of The Order.
Jesse and the Pussycats track down Soren to the End
and convince him to join.
They plan to defeat the Wither Storm
using the powerful Formidi-Bomb.
Jesse and his friends and the members of The Order
work together to deliver the bomb
and destroy the Wither Storm.
One of the members of The Order doesn't survive.
The explosion doesn't destroy the Command Block.
The Wither Storm reforms.
The team regroups with Ivor who offers his help
to fix his mistake.
They travel to Ivor's laboratory
where they construct a powerful weapon
to destroy the Command Block.
Jesse enters the Wither Storm
and destroys the Command Block.
Jesse and his friends are decreed
the new Order of the Stone.
Ivor discovers a realm called the Eversource,
a realm that has a chicken that can lay spawn eggs.
Jesse and the group acquire an enchanted flint and steel,
the key to accessing the realm.
Jesse opens the portal
and they're immediately ambushed by Aiden and the Ocelots,
a group of builders.
They go through the portal first
and convince the citizens on the other side
that Jesse and his group are enemies.
Milo and his underground resistance group
called the Build Club rescues Jesse.
Aiden uses the Eversource chicken to spawn monsters
and terrorize the land.
Jesse fights back, defeats Aiden, and restores order.
Jesse tries to go home
but can't figure out which portal leads back.
Jesse enters one and enters a strange new dimension
and fines, no joke, CaptainSparklez, Stampy Cat,
DanTDM, LDShandowLady, and StacyPlays,
as well as TorqueDawg and Cassie Rose, very meta.
TorqueDawg is mysteriously killed.
The whole thing turns into a cliche murder mystery
with your favorite YouTubers.
Rose is found guilty.
She attempt to retaliate, but Jesse overpowers her,
and they all go through the portal together.
Petra goes through another portal,
and Jesse follows her.
They're taken hostage by
an artificial intelligence called PAMA.
PAMA uses redstone chips to control his friends
and uses the information to invade Jesse's world
and control everyone there.
Jesse defeats PAMA and frees everyone from its control.
Jesse goes through one more portal
in hopes of making it home.
Jesse and the gang find themselves in a world
where persons from other worlds are forced
to play a game of Spleef.
The losers go to the Nether,
and the winners are allowed to go back home.
Jesse works to overpower the game itself,
peace is restored, and everyone goes home
to their respective worlds to regroup and rebuild.
And that's the story so far in Telltale's
Minecraft: Story Mode.
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I just realized, we went through this whole video
without mentioning creepers at all.
Wait, what's that noise.
Oh, (beep).
(upbeat music)