(Music) Michelle: I will get it
Danny: We will both get it (Laughing)
Futureman: So sorry to interrupt guys but this is urgent.
I am here from the 21st century to warn you about your horrible futures.
Things may seem pretty cosy for you now.
DJ is learning to drive.
Jessies new single is probably being played on MTV.
But things are going to get a lot worse, particularly for you Michelle.
Danny: Come on lets sit down, I want to hear everything.
Futureman: I am not sure you do Danny, you have already set foot on a long dark road
that is going to spit you out as the reluctant host on a possibly unwatchable gameshow by
the time you are finished.
And Joey well there is no easy way to say this Joe, but the highlight of your career
is going to be a short unremarkable run on Foxs skating with celebrities.
Joey: I would be perfect for that job!
Futureman: that was not the reaction I was expecting.
Joey: Jess this is a dream come true!
I cannot believe it!
This is my lucky day!
Futureman: Okay guys get a room.
Now come on the main reason I am here is to warn you about Michelle.
Lets get everybody down here.
Tanners!
Come on guys family meeting, we have a lot to talk about.
(Music) Futureman: Hey Steph is DJ coming?
DJ: What is it?
Futureman: Dont worry about it DJ just call the others.
DJ: No problem.
Dad!
Aunt Becky!
Uncle Joey!
(Music) Futureman: Now the reason I have called you
all here to day is I want to show you all what Michelle will become when she grows up.
You all think she is cute now, but well have a look at this photo album.
And that was the time that Hairy Kate got shipped off to a Rehab facility in Utah.
Steph: Hairy scary monster!
Futureman: I know Steph, but that is not the worst part.
It is not just that Michelle is going to end up as a fashion casualty to hide their shrunken
bodies with entire families of dead animals.
The worst part what happens to the animals that die for the Olsens sick sick habit.
Lets have a look.
(Sound from video) Futureman: So you can see why this is a major
Tanner family crisis.
Uncle Jessie I want to to pass out these DVDs of the footage you just saw to everyone in
the family so you guys can soak it in on your own time.
Jessie: One for you (repeated) Comet my man Futureman: Now Danny, Jessie, Uncle Joey I
have one last little presentation for you all.
It is called, why you should kick Michelle out of the house.
Will you guys join me in the kitchen for a second?
Now this first chart shows the hideous cruelty the Olsen twins are supporting by buying and
wearing fur.
And the second chart which is a series of pictures of the Olsen twins out in public
shows just how hideous they look in the 21st century.
Not a pretty sight.
Danny: Just give us guys a second and we are going to talk it over.
(Mumbling) Joey: Can I see chart number 2 again?
Jessie: Get in!
Danny: Okay we have come to a decision.
Futureman: Well what is it?!
Danny: It just so happens that we agree with you
Futureman: Look I know this is not easy for the family, but there is a silver lining.
At least you get your own room now DJ.
DJ: Finally my own room!
I have to go tell Kate.
Thank you thank you thank you!
Nice knowing ya kid.
(Music) Jessie: We miss you very much munchkin
Michelle: I know it, keep going Jessie: Well I do not know how I can you do
not live with us anymore.
Michelle: I don’t?!
What is this a joke?
Danny: Oh no no it is not a joke Michelle.
Bye Bye.
Jessie: See ya kid, if you need us you know the number, just give us a buzz.
Bye sweetheart.
Futureman: You guys did the right thing, the right thing.
Now sometimes as a family we have to make tough decisions, but no matter what decisions
we end up making the important thing is we make them as a family.
I know it was not easy kicking Michelle out of the house but the Tanners cannot be responsible
for raising a bunch of Trashy fur hags like the twins and besides without Michelle this
place wont be such a full house after all.
Danny: Alright you party animals we have some redecorating to do
Michlle: I still got you Comet.
Danny: Comet, time for your walk!
(Music)