it's premier league bogeys where we play it where other people dare not and we're about to play
it at bournemouth university in a media studies lecture full of sweaty students so we turn
to one of this nation's great seats of learning bournemouth university for premier league bogeys
nearly half the year
bogies
wood very tentative one point zero we've been able to squeeze you all in not three minutes at utopians bogies
mccourt 1.4 very positive
the right citizen artists have envisaged you know a perfect world this lecture all
about the utopian society or perfect world the boys sporting the relevant protective headwear
bogies this is only the tiniest degree of improvement oh mccourt's previous effort just stays in the
game with a 1.5 and the other stuff that's in discussion area media too
um just don't need bad plans bogies sorry don't know sir two point seven bad play the term comes
from john stuart mill and it's actually his text on liberty and then they found out it
has its origins in jeremy bentham's which means the worst um jeremy bentham of course
is claiming to be inventing we'll be talking about who would be the worst in this match
the cacotopian at that next term bogeys
wood with a 2.8 and i don't think this young lady would want wood in her utopia or anywhere near it
she argues that origins lie in one of the earliest texts
in the bible laura said it's very interesting and i didn't think about this actually um it was
perfect with the garden of eden surprisingly wood and mccourt didn't go to university but they're here now so
adam and eve were expelled from the garden of eden mccourt with 2.8 to beat
dystopia they lost the right to live in a utopia kind of interesting actually
bogies look if anyone has anything to say can they say sorry sir thank you 3.5
food for thought cold war now a cold war was in the sort of i don't know 60s 50s 60s 70s right to the 80s really
and dashing was about 1984 he didn't like that you must respect his memory bogies ooh what a fantastic bogie that's 4.8
first class with honors so um kind of pertinent
it seems to have unsettled mccourt
has he done enough
we came up with that's morgan in 1948
it doesn't appear that mccourt has anything left no there it is he's resigned just leave just leave
because now we are going to reenact dick and dom in da bungalow in about a minute are you
ready i would have never guessed here we go this is brilliant no the first game is
called musical splatues dance when the music plays when the music stops stand still like a statue
yeah woo no you moved
right over here come on then right layfield let's play bogeys go bogies bogies
and now the pants dance dance with your pants on your head
and now ladies and gentlemen we give you mr choosy
hi mr choosy oh my goodness oh my goodness choosy
and now ladies and gentlemen where we cover them in the usual no no no
and not forgetting creamy muck muck go go go
here's the deep
oh old sulky dom sitting in the corner
i get a little bit angry it's not so much sulking no it's trying to stop myself
from exploding into a rage it's more that true so for the benefit of everyone it's
best that i don't speak for a bit whatever you do don't make him angry oh definitely because
he's got some lots of it mine's uh going here here here here but i'm getting some yeah here fluff
and on my toes definitely the worst at keeping a secret never tell him anything like an old washer
woman anything you tell him he'll tell the next person the next person will tell the next bit and
it just spreads hi no question about it i lose my stuff lend him anything you will never get it back
phone charger phone cables lose my keys all the time money lose my wallet but where is it always in your
bag don't lend him anything or tell him a secret oh yeah it's all coming out isn't it isn't it and his hair
shut up there is no way that is so wrong no use but see this what's happening here kids he's now
embarrassed that he doesn't like to come across as the vain one but this man has moisturizers he has
a eyeliner you asked in the makeup chair to have a little bit of mascara on the end it didn't
well you've got it on the ends there i haven't and now the dirty gallery
it's dirty i'll tell you what else is dirty dick and dom in da bungalows on next
yeah memories and what else emails yes emails okay we got one from nathan here hello nathan
we've had hundred well three so what's your favorite moment out of everything that's ever happened to you ever on any of your
shows ever that's a good in 20 years tell you what legend of dick and dom was a brilliant experience
to film and and the show's great actually we'll have a sneaky peek of it now it's on later
you will be having nay sneaky peak of anything naebody move detective in harry
detective inspector harry batt here put your teeth in man detective
inspector harry batt here nostalgia squad yeah shaved off his beard look at yous two yeah
you did alright coming out the bungalow what about me
a 30 minute a 30 minute pilot 10 years later i'm still waiting on a commission
you two you get a science show i can't believe you're still here you're in your 40s and you're
getting bald do you fancy coming for a drink after this to discuss it absolutely right
everybody stay tuned right because we've got some stuff coming up with these two but now
run the vt harry batt yeah yeah believe it great never mind all this because it's
time for me to throw the book at you two yes great that's your first gag for starters now
i've been compelling this dossier of you two about 20 years turn the lights on what do you
mean there's nothing on it of course there's nothing on it right we haven't got
time to muck about okay now listen yeah i'm going to show you a clip of something right
yeah and i want to know what you thought you two were up to when you cleared this run the
vt bring it on girl don't stop let the rhythm get you bring it on i dont know about working in a cafe should be from a cafe what about you
what have you go to say to that voice and half innit i thought we were very good guilty guilty all right right let's move on to the next charge
naughty boys right now the bungalow years is the fine show the bungalow the bungalow years what we just
watched what we just watched fine show won a couple of baftas nice uh nice break for me you know but
moving on yes yes good you two you couldn't contain anybody run this
stand on there keep still
so we've got you banged to rights on that charge will stick like poo to a blanket right sir sorry you're still talking yes i am
still talking but nothing changes you used to speak over me all the time did you on the bungalow yeah
oh it's all right for you isn't it with all your shows what did i get i got nothing
nothing just get on with it just a pilot
right be better not bitter this isn't a time to be political
no it's a time to be angry thats what this is a time for right i've got one more clip to show yous two
you you think you're a hard man a what a hard man you're a big bloke but you're out of shape for me it's a full time job
run this big scream to start why not
you're a grown man with a small club hammer smashing a bit of glass
nitro whatever it's called nitro what glycerin glycerin yeah yeah well you should
have been more of a man and grown a pair wait what what what what's that what's on telly now
right so you've got this got this new science show now well i'll just say this yes there's
only one man of the bbc that can do science and that's johnny ball didn't you forget it right
kids don't worry we'll be back with a programme here in a minute this man's rambling like a madman
run the VT for legend of dick and dom well done
stampy's challenge now is to help us to survive our first night in minecraft he's created dick and
dom characters and we're going to build a bungalow out of snow if you go and punch the snow with the
shovel you're going to go and shovel it all up and then we can there we go just like that and then we
can use that snow to make snow blocks to build our bungalow but wait what are you doing here
you're supposed to be getting this snow you've dug up a whole hill
so we're gonna have to make some torches uh to light up the place because googly's come
out wherever it's dark which there's a spider there's a spider near you dick there in the
background you have to watch out for him right i might have to come and rescue here
this isn't looking good never wander off on your own
but with stampy's help we've just about survived our first night in the game
look look the sun's coming up oh we've done it this morning all of all of the
googlies are gonna go away this is the beautiful bungalow where's the bungalow
here I'm in it it's over here no beds or any other furniture ah there's the door
oh hello ah there we go high five high five high five now we're just having a fight
welcome to the fabulous mitchell library here in glasgow and wood
starts us off with an almost inaudible bogey bogies mccourt raising the volume 1.1
bogeys wood straight back in with a 1.5 very very tight at this stage of the game
small margins of increase
so 1.5 to beat from mccourt
bogies he's done it that's a 1.8
is the pressure starting to show
bogies nice bogey 2.5
should be very pleased with that effort
bogeys it's there it's a 3.5
some surprise on the face of wood but mccourt justifiably proud of his last effort
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the serious business in hand
bogeys that was a brave bogey it's a 4.2
and the crowd getting to their feet delighted with the audacity of woods tactics there
i think you've won and it seems mccourt has lost his bottle yes he concedes and hands the match to wood
what a marvelous victory let's see that winning bogey one more time bogeys superb