(dramatic music)
- So what are you gonna do with your $1200?
- When this is all over...
(sighs)
I'm finally gonna buy that ticket to Vancouver,
visit my Nana, tell her I love her.
You?
- I'm gonna hire the best photographer I can find,
get my hair done,
nails done, everything did.
I'm gonna be Instagram famous.
(crying)
Yeah, yeah.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I know you will.
I know.
- Bruce, how about you?
(eerie music)
- Me?
I'm just worried about today.
So should you and so should you.
- Come on, there's gotta be something
you're looking forward to.
- You know what I'm gonna do with that money,
if it comes, which it won't,
you best believe every penny is going back in the bunker.
People laughed at me.
"Bruce, why you got all that toilet paper?"
"That's way too much."
(laughs)
"Bruce, why you got all that hand sanitizer?"
"You can't use all that."
(laughs)
Who's laughing now?!
It's Monday.
Y'all know what that means.
- [Both] Garbage day.
- Garbage day.
(intense music)
- Come on, come on!
He doesn't see her.
He doesn't see her!
- Bruce!
Bruce!
(pounding)
Bruce, Bruce!
Bruce!
(sneezes)
(intense music)
- Bruce, oh my God, Bruce!
- Were you within six feet?!
Were you within six feet?!
(water sloshing)
(hands scrubbing)
(muffled music)
- You know, you only have to wash your hands
for like 20 seconds.
You all should be good.
- Oh, should we?
Hear that, Sarah?
- What?
- Trevor here says that we should be good.
Where did you hear that we should be good, Trevor?
- The CDC guidelines.
- You know what the CDC stands for, Trevor?
COVID Democratic Conspiracy.
It is all bullshit.
- Where did you possibly hear that information from?
- Well, my friend, Tiffany said that her best friend, Jen
retweeted a story that said
that Carole Baskins caused all this.
- Well, she does have the resources.
So does that goddamn terrorist, Bill Gates.
- Okay, you guys might be the most...
misinformed people I've ever met.
- That story had 25 million likes.
Are you gonna tell me all of those people are wrong?
- I just don't think that--
- Why won't you do a little bit less thinking
and a little bit more scrubbing?
(sighs)
(gasping)
Having them nightmares again?
- Yeah, dude.
(clears throat)
What's up?
- Come on, Sarah and I are gonna try the radio again.
(radio static crackles)
- Hello, is anyone there?
I repeat, is anybody out there?
- [Trump] And then I see the disinfectant,
is there a way we can do something like that?
Injection inside or almost a cleaning.
'Cause you see it gets in the lungs,
and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.
So it would be interesting.
- What did you hear?
- Nothing.
It's unintelligible garble.
- Shit.
- What? - What?
- Could be aliens.
Russians.
Chinese.
- You think they're trying to brainwash us?
- 5G.
(slamming)
From here on out, it is radio silence.
Nothing comes in, nothing goes out.
(crying)
(intense music)
What?
- What?
- What?!
- What? - What?
- What? - What?!
- What?! - What?!
- What! - What!
(crying)
- I'd like to thank every one
of my 100 million, billion followers.
I wouldn't be here without you.
- Oh honey, that's so wonderful.
I'm so happy for you.
(laughs)
Oh, Nana, hello?
(barking)
(gasping)
Bruce?
What's going on?
- Shh!
- It's inside.
- What is?
- The coronavirus.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- This ends tonight.
Either it kills us...
or we kill it.
(gun cocking)
(screaming)
(heavy metal music)
- Die, die!
(gunshots)
(screaming)
(alert beeping)
- What was that?
(alert beeping)
- Did you get service?
(alert beeping)
- It's an emergency alert.
- Oh my God.
- Governor lifts shelter-in-place order.
I guess it's over?
- Wow.
- That got crazy.
(laughs)
- [Both] Yeah.
- Guess this means...
y'all can go.
- I guess so.
- Maybe we have one more dinner?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like that.
- Well if you're doing dinner,
I'll do breakfast.
- You do make the best waffles.
Been meaning to tell you.
- Oh, sleepover!
- Yay!
(giggling)
Okay, all right, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, hey, tell me about TikTok.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, Bruce.
(laughs)
Oh wow.
- Right?
(upbeat hip hop music)
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