uh letter number one Dear Dave I heard you were a bagger at Atlas back in the day what's the story
rock on uh Rob Goodwin Williamsport Pennsylvania well uh rock on Rob here is talking about a time
in my life when I was a kid just a high school kid and I worked at a wonderful place it was
a grocery store near my home it was the atlas supermarket and I was a Bag Boy I was a stock
boy I did everything I loved it and I haven't been back to the atlas Supermarket for geez I
guess 20 25 years until a couple of weeks ago I went back there I want to tell you something
man did that bring back memories walking through the aisles of that place oh boy
oh man I can't believe it this is this is amazing it's just exactly the way
it was when I worked here oh oh my God I can't believe it I put this milk in
the Shelf look at that 30 years ago how do you get here yeah oh yeah [Applause]
boom
what happened to the stuff oh there it is by the way
that's the first the first rule of Comedy if you can make people sick to their stomach
that's as good as a laugh do it yeah exactly letter number two Dear Dave a few in The Late
Show crew and band were stuck on a desert island which one would be the first one
to snap uh sincerely here's Rob Rausch Albany New York uh this is one of those
psychological exercise kind of questions and I'm not sure who would snap Rob but uh by the
way this is an excellent opportunity now to introduce a brand new character to The Late
Show Pat farmer the stagehand stranded on a desert island Pat here he is right there
for seven long years I've been stranded on this island
my skin baking and the merciless Sun my throat's stinging with the sharp Tang of salt water
nothing to do but scratch the names of loved ones in the sand and watches the waves wash them away
like few other men I truly know what it means to be alone
hey Pat hey Ken what's up want to go grab a beer sure
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boys come on let's hear it for him what a nice Bob foreign [Music]
from the house letter number three letter no oh I'm sorry I'm sorry excuse me
well you fall into all patterns
Dear Dave we were wondering if you could babysit while we enjoy an evening on the town sincerely
Amy K Smith the Provo Utah this is a great question and you know why because recently
here at the Late Show a lot of our staff members a lot of our good friends have been having babies
for example I don't want to embarrass anybody but our executive producer Rob Burnett and his
lovely wife Eunice a couple of well just last week had another baby girl they have Sydney and
now they have Lucy right there congratulations she's a beautiful little girl look at that baby
sweet that baby cute all right Alan calter our announcer uh not so very long ago
Alan and his wife had the twins what are their names Alan Benny and Billy Dave Benny and Billy
congratulations they're beautiful kids and I love the red hair that's very very cute yeah
I believe that's the only case ever in the history of recorded medicine that a child has
been born with a toupee am I right about that has never happened before and and about seven months
ago our band leader Paul Schaefer and his lovely wife uh Kathy also uh had a baby what what's your
baby's name Paul what's the baby's name this is Sam Sam yeah and he's uh isn't he he has your eyes
yeah he really has your eyes thank you yeah I did does your wife have the purple hair she doesn't
no she doesn't have the purple hair it's black hair yeah that's uh let's just keep thank you
purple hair we thought we thought it'd be better we just go with the purple hair
uh letter number four hey Dave has Biff ever Sumo Wrestled a chicken sincerely Glenn Ham's
uh Gresham Oregon well how about it Beth Henderson where are you have you ever have
you ever Sumo Wrestled a chicken Dave that's stuff for kids but I have dabbled in the martial arts
bring it on John Kitty come on baby come on good stuff
well there you go that's the old CBS mailbag [Music] foreign