is going on back here is there a hubbub figuring out what to order
oh these are the Bud Light drinkers I heard about
back here is it the bachelorette party is this a Library it's a birthday party [Applause]
it's a bald guy's birthday all right all right hold on sir please come up here
okay
[Applause] [Music] hi Ryan where are you from uh uh that's California you
live here oh yeah cool cool you know what you don't look homeless well
the homeless Chic this is like a dare League
Doug stand open oh oh my God you do look like Doug Stanhope he's a much more famous more successful
comedian than me if you're not familiar uh so this is your birthday and you decided to wear this
really that can't be good for getting laid though
what got it are there a lot of blind chicks in there
what are you working for Holly
it's a conversation starter they're like how many paint chips did you eat growing up
you're no water that's a Scorpio [Music] let's try to get canceled wow this is really interesting
okay there's Pockets here uh okay Black and Mild all right well at least you don't Vape that's like
I came up going through your pockets we just met oh it's your wallet this is for me what's this
online
all right this part says online dating sucks let's fix you up because I'm like this is your app
now [Applause] I can't if you put the [ __ ] air time your app is called fixed up DFW
be knocked up DFW there you know it's true online dating it does suck uh that's why
you gotta do some in person some online there's way too many [ __ ] apps right now
they took away Craigslist personals which is I feel like where you thrived
like you're I'm getting back to age vibes Bumble and all that even though
Leonardo DiCaprio has his own dating app have you heard of it it's called 23andMe
you have to be under a certain age to join well clap it up [ __ ] Brian
right Ryan stop it up for Ryan [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
are there any single women here tonight [Music]
not a lot the only Woos are coming from your same friend group
the court of woo woo all right we'll find somebody for you tonight Ryan
reveal if you're interested I guess you can just sign up for his dating app or airdrop
him a tent pick oh my goodness wow so how um you're a man you can talk about your
age so how old are you today how old do you look uh what do we think I would say like 34
25. you're turning 40. oh yeah that's a man's age do you have a real job or just do that app thing
how dare me that's cool though all right