(hair dryer hums) (laughing)
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- They're looking on Amazon, find this super cute product,
get ready to check out and then
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no reviews.
This is the kiss of death for any product,
so today what we are gonna do is
we have five unreviewed products from Amazon
and we are gonna do the heavy lifting
and review them for you.
- Yeah, we're gonna walk so you guys can run on these.
- Basically what we're trying to say is you're welcome.
Ooh boy, what's the first one?
- Okay Caryn, what do you think that these are?
- Hair clips.
- That's fair, that is one of their uses.
Would you like to hear the other 20?
- What are you talking about?
- This is the AOWA Multifunction Pin Hair Clip
Ruler Cutter Screwdriver Keychain Self-defense
Pocket Survival Tool Utility Party
color random three pieces.
As you can see, on the end here you have the cutter piece.
That's what this is right here.
- I was just touching that.
- [Connie] Then you also have the ruler,
the large screwdriver, the wrench, the small screwdriver.
- Yeah and the keychain.
Who needs a pocket knife when you can have
a versatile hair tool?
- All right, I guess we have to test this puppy out.
- Yeah, oh my gosh, this is totally something
like a girl spy would wear.
I'm gonna be Kim Possible.
- How do you feel about them clipping hair?
- I mean, it works for sure.
I am very nervous with the serrated edge,
that it'll just like shink some of my hair
right off, Mulan style.
- In the photo they have online,
they say that you can cut through some rope.
(sawing) (giggling)
It's not not working.
- Quick Connie, the agents are coming.
We've got to get out of these bonds.
Don't saw into your finger.
- I won't.
(gasping)
These aren't even bent, you guys.
Oh my gosh, it actually worked.
- Forget pocket knives, I'm just gonna wear
like 20 of these in my hair
and just be prepared for every situation.
- I give it a five out of five.
- Five out of five?
- I think these are awesome.
If I were to give these a review,
I would say really useful, really compact.
- And also like really good for disposing of a body
if you need to, so. (laughing)
- So reading from Amazon, this is the
Eyebrow Stencil Ruler Kit, included four group
eyebrow stencils with eyebrow pencil,
permanent makeup tools.
You attach whatever shape of eyebrow you want
onto the stencil part and you hold it up to your face
and you draw on the eyebrows.
- This seems like I'm just gonna lose
all of these little pieces.
It's like in front of my eyes.
- So if you even wanted to do your eyebrows,
you can't even see to do them?
- Yeah.
Oh I think you bend it.
- No you don't.
- Yeah, it's bendable.
No, that's not right.
- Why have both of them on there?
Because like you can't--
- I can bend them.
- It's still like. (buzzer buzzes)
Why do you sound so excited?
Maybe I could fill them in for you.
- Let me raise my eyebrows like this.
- All right, and you hold it.
- Yeah.
- There's no way, this is so bad.
How do you feel about that?
- Look, it's like left already like red marks
on my face, oh it's just so chunky,
and it's just coming off.
All right, I think I've seen enough.
- You haven't seen anything,
you've been behind this the whole time.
- I'd say that like a good idea in the thought process,
but in the execution, just fails epically.
- So these don't work, but great for masquerade parties.
(laughing)
How many stars would you give it?
- I would give it a one star rating.
- I think it has to be a one.
- Thank you, next. (laughing)
What is that?
Oh, it's a superhero mask!
- Yes, you do look like a Marvel superhero though.
So let's read what this thing really is.
Chin Cheek Slim Lift Up Anti Wrinkle Mask
Ultra-Thin V Face Line Belt Strap Band for Christmas gift.
It's is supposed to reduce like the fat
that's in your cheeks and your chin.
Where it's putting it, I don't know.
- I'm gonna let you try this one.
- This is horrible.
(laughing)
- You look like Hannibal Lecter.
- Hello Caryn. (laughing)
So you're supposed to put this thing on at night
and then it's supposed to like after several nights
of sleep, I guess you're supposed to lose
the excess fat that's in your like chin area
and like your cheek area, but that makes no sense.
- Do you think you could sleep in this thing?
- No, I'm having trouble just sitting here with it on.
My review is this is like a waste of your money.
Don't need it.
- Seriously, this thing is more like medieval
torture device than it is like helpful beauty tool.
- How many stars would you give this?
- Uh, one.
You got us tweezers?
- Oh contraire, I got us Tweezers with light,
LED tweezers, professional tool LED light
stainless steel eyebrow tweezer hair removal
makeup tool two pieces.
- I like that we got two.
(laughing)
- That's what you got from that?
Also it has an LED light,
which is what this section is right here.
- [Both] Shoom. (gasping)
- Oh. - Look at that.
- Can you guys see that?
If you had a cat, this would be great.
Okay, but like what am I supposed to do with it?
- Okay, so this is supposed to be
easier to see your eyebrow, oh my god,
I just blinded myself.
It's supposed to help light up where your eyebrow hairs are
so that it's easier for you to see.
- So like our bathroom doesn't have the best lighting
in it so honestly I could see this being super helpful.
Oh it really does work though, y'all.
- Your brows will be lit, pun intended.
- This definitely brings up a lot more hair
than I've ever seen before.
- Yeah, no joke.
Okay so for review.
- I actually like love these.
- I really like these.
- Yeah, genuinely, I think that
that's a clever addition to a tweezer.
- They work, but they may show you things
you don't want to see.
So how many stars would you give this thing?
- I give it five.
- Also great for discos.
(humming)
- All right. (drumming)
One last item.
What is this?
- Well let me tell you.
It's a hair bonnet hair dryer attachment.
Also an elephant's trunk.
(trumpets)
(laughs)
It's kind of like at hair salons
when you have the big hair dryer that goes over your head.
- Does this mean one of us
is gonna have to get our hair wet?
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(groans)
(laughing)
- You get the silver medal.
Not that much.
It's too little.
(groaning)
and now put just that little piece up in here.
- In here, okay.
- Okay, are we ready?
(hair dryer hums) (laughing)
- It flew off like a balloon.
- I think we have to tighten it more.
I'm gonna hold it here.
You have to hold the front and the back and the sides.
(hair dryer hums)
- Oh it's hot.
Oh it's hot, turn it off, turn it off.
I see it smoking, I see it smoking.
- Okay so I feel like I might know
what your review for this is gonna be,
but what would your review for this product be?
- Do not buy this.
- One, zero stars, zero out of five stars.
Is there a way to give it zero stars?
- Nothing, you get nothing.
- All right, thus concludes our first testing
Amazon products with no review.
- Honestly went better than I expected.
- Did it really?
- No reviews, like I expected all of these things
to just be like complete and utter failures,
but honestly some of these in here,
I'm really excited to keep trying.
- And others will burn down your place of business.
- I can still smell fire.
So hope that was helpful for you guys.
- Let's do it again some time.
- Yeah.
- Not this.
- More products, less fire.
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