(Christian inhales) - Hello!
This is a good close-up, I like this.
Oh, someone looks average at best.
Well, today it's going to suck.
(Christian laughs) Purpose of the video
is for me to suck things through this straw.
What's this for?
- [Ben] Just in case you throw up.
- A vomit bucket.
Well, that's fun.
Let me explain to you what I think is going to be happening.
So I sent my team, Phoebe and Ben,
who I hate, to get me some liquids.
Some fun, delicious liquids to put in this box in here.
And I can't see.
So I was gonna put the straw into the liquid and be like,
(inhaling through straw) Mm, milk.
(inhaling through straw) Oh, this one's mango.
Oo, that's water.
Mm, yum. Mm, delicious.
I mean, I know Ben and Phoebe
and they're probably gonna put,
I don't know, feces in here.
Oh, that is-
Mm, Ben's diarrhea, oh.
And this one?
Oh, that's toe fungus put in a blender.
Now's your opportunity to really (beep) me up.
So bring on item number one.
(musical whistling)
Is it in?
Okay, here we go, in three-
Aw, (bleep), don't make that face, two-
I'll do it, one.
(slurping)
What's wrong with that one?
That is 100% orange and-
Orange and mango?
Orange. Just orange?
That's just orange juice.
- [Phoebe] Yeah, you're correct.
- Yes.
(musical whistling)
Okay.
Oh, don't-
You can't make that face for every one.
- [Phoebe] Down in further.
- Oh, go in further.
- [Ben] It's a deep one.
(slurping)
(loud retching)
- I don't know.
(retching)
That's really spicy.
No, it's, it's like-
Oh, okay, that's soy sauce.
I just took a shot of soy sauce.
Have you thought about my health, that's a lot of sodium.
- [Ben] You love soy sauce.
- Yeah, I don't like taking a giant swig of soy sauce.
- [Phoebe] Yes you do, we have video proof.
We're in a restaurant.
No, Christian, that's the soy sauce.
(Christian mumbles)
- No, I take little sips,
because there's so much sodium in there
that that would kill me.
(musical whistling)
Okay.
Just straw in, big sip, here we go.
Don't look at Ben and Phoebe, who are pulling faces.
(sipping)
(coughing)
Is that even something I'm supposed to drink?
Is that alcohol?
That's vodka. - [Phoebe] Yeah.
- You did to me.
I'm gonna be really drunk.
I don't like consuming alcohol.
That's all right,
I told you you could put any liquids in here.
That's my fault.
All right, let's do the next one.
(musical whistling)
Stop making that face every time I go to do a drink.
I think it's better when I don't know.
Like, if I just stick this in, take a slurp
and don't know what it is, great.
I think the fear is like,
if you're presented with fish guts
and then you know it's fish guts, like-
- [Phoebe] How'd you know?
(gibberish)
- Okay, oh god.
It's in, it feels thick.
Here we go, three, two, one.
(Christian smacks his lips)
Oh, I know exactly what that is, it's delicious.
Mm, it's pickle juice, isn't it?
- [Phoebe] Yes. - Yeah, yum.
(sipping) Oh, it's a bit vinegary.
Yum.
God, I thought you were gonna give me disgusting.
So far it's been actually not that bad.
Thank you.
All right, let's do the next one.
(musical whistling)
Just to let people know for the preparation of this one,
I had to go outside and then they made screaming noises.
So I can only assume you got it out of a can
or some sort of thing that makes a lot of noise.
(Phoebe and Ben screaming)
Okay, here we go, in th-
Oh God, three, two, one.
(slurping)
Ooh.
Oh my God.
(retching)
(Christian spits it out)
Is that egg?
Is it egg?
- [Phoebe] Yep. (Christian spits and retches)
- Is it just egg white? (Ben hums)
Oh, was there yolk in there as well?
- [Ben] I'm just going to show it to you.
- I don't want to see.
(loud retching)
My eyes are stinging.
Please, I need a tissue.
- [Ben] I'll give you a tissue.
- I need a tissue, not the egg tissue.
Can you get the next one ready,
cause it's (beep) disgusting.
(musical whistling)
(Christian sighs)
I don't want to after that other one.
It feels thick.
Okay, egg is the worst it's gonna be.
Oh, it's (beep) lemonade.
That scared me, that really scared me,
cause it was, like, sharp.
That's just spicy.
(sipping)
Okay, thank you.
Thank you for doing that one to chase up (beep) raw egg.
No. - [Ben] I'll take that one.
- Don't hurry this up.
(Phoebe and Ben laugh)
(musical whistling)
The last one was a pretty good, it was an easy one.
So I can only assume that you've-
It's-
Is that, what's moving?
There's a goldfish in here.
Phoebe, I'm about to take a swig.
She's not here so it can't be that bad.
- [Phoebe] Give me one second.
(retching)
- I took a swig.
(retching)
Oh, is that lemon? - [Phoebe] Lemon juice.
- It's lemon.
(Christian gasps) Guys, come on.
(Christian gasps and sniffs)
My stomach doesn't feel good.
Okay, ready for the next five.
(musical whistling)
(Christian burps) Oh my God, it's a bit-
(longer burping) Oh my God.
(burping) (Christian laughs)
Okay, I've got a bit more room now.
The instructions for this time are go deep and suck hard.
They're good instructions because I could-
Oh, that's chunky.
Oh, oh yuck. Yuck. (Christian laughs)
I'm already so ill.
(slurping)
(retching)
(Christian coughs)
It's- (Christian spits it out)
Mayonnaise. (Christian laughs)
Go deep, go hard,
and then there's a mayo-ey surprise at the end.
That's disgusting, drinking mayonnaise through a straw.
- [Ben] You don't smile when you're spitting it.
(Christian laughs)
- Usually I swallow it.
(musical whistling)
Okay, so the instructions with this one
are go deep and go hard.
That seems to be the theme here, so I can only assume
that this is another thick paste-like substance.
Oh, it's (beep) mustard, I know it.
It is, isn't it?
Oh, that's nice.
Is it custard? - [Phoebe] Yeah.
Oh my God, quickly.
- [Ben] Take it away. (Phoebe laughs)
- Mm, thank you.
That only means the next one is going to be a real doozy.
(musical whistling)
Yep.
Can you lift it?
I can't get my (beep) mouth around the straw.
- [Ben] All right, ready, and go.
(Christian yells)
(Christian coughs)
- It's so fishy.
(Christian breathes rapidly)
Oh, I can smell my breath from here.
Oh, it stinks.
Oh my god, my breath smells so bad.
(Christian retches)
(Christian coughs violently)
Oh yuck, that's disgusting.
Is that, like, sardine brine?
Oh, it stinks.
That's so disgusting.
Is that pure fish sauce?
You can't do a shot of pure fish sauce, it kills people.
I've done a shot of soy sauce,
which is the equivalent of taking 50 tablespoons of salt,
and now fish sauce, which is liquid salt.
Do we have any mints?
Hello? Why is it dark?
- [Phoebe] Shut up.
- Yeah, that's from too much sodium.
"Not to be drunk."
(Christian burps) Oh my God, oh my God.
(Christian retches)
Should my stomach be cramping?
(musical whistling)
Just before I take a sip of this,
I have raw egg mayonnaise, orange juice, lemon juice,
soy sauce, fish sauce, Sprite in my stomach as we speak.
Right, well I am about to take this.
(slurping)
(Christian nervously laughs) Ew.
It's not that bad.
It's got a semen-like consistency to it.
Is that horse semen?
I'm not having another swig.
- [Ben] Have one more. - No, because I'm-
- [Ben] You've done it already, have one more.
- (beep). (Christian sighs)
(slurping)
(retching) I don't know what it is.
It's water? How off is-
It's thick water?
Who wants thickened water?
How thick is the thickened water, you ask?
Hmm.
(Phoebe laughs) Oh, God.
(slurping)
Okay, are you aware this has been expired for a year?
- [Phoebe] It's not expired.
No it was not- - Yeah.
- [Phoebe] Oh, it was too. (Christian laughs)
(musical whistling)
- All right, it's time for the last one,
which I can tell you is probably some form of chili.
Don't pretend like it's not, you guys, I know exactly.
This is not-
All I asked is don't do sriracha.
- [Ben] What's sriracha?
- Probably what I'm about to slip into my mouth.
It's like a chili sauce paste.
- [Ben] Oh, that's not so bad. - Okay.
He did a really bad job, I know it's-
- [Ben] That's not sriracha.
- It doesn't smell chili.
(brief sip)
(spits) It's (beep) sriracha.
(Christian, spits, coughs and retches)
(Christian coughs) I can't breathe.
(Christian coughs and retches)
Where's the mayonnaise?
Can I have the mayonnaise?
(Christian breathes rapidly)
- [Ben] This is very good.
(Christian breathes rapidly)
(Ben and Christian laugh)
(Christian pants)
(Ben laughs)
- (indistinct) me a spoon?
(Christian yells)
- [Ben] It's not sriracha.
(Christian spits) - What is it?
- [Ben] It's the Reaper chili.
- No it's not. - [Ben] It is.
- Show me the bottle.
(Christian reads the sign incoherently)
I have a work call in four minutes.
It's coming down.
Well, that's Christian Hull signing off.
That's Christian Hull signing off for another video.
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Get- No.
(Christian pants)
Jokes, as if I'd (beep) do that.
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(Christian and Ben laugh)
Ow, just really hurt my knees.
(Christian singing)