- Hey, hey Pear, hey.
- What?
- Dodgecan. (laughs) - Hey!
- Waddup pretty totes, Orange and Pear here
with a tin can challenge.
- Orange and I got a bunch of canned foods,
some of them sound pretty good,
others sound downright disgusting.
What are some of the highlights, Orange?
- Well, here's a can of strawberry cake frosting,
here's a can of mealworm lizard food
and here's my personal favorite can
edible dehydrated zebra tarantula.
- Holey moley, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard of.
- I know, right, strawberries are the worst.
- Now we can take off all the labels
so we can't tell which is which.
I couldn't help but notice that the frosting can
isn't metal like the other ones
but we'll let that one slide.
So one by one, Orange and I will pick random cans
whatever is inside, we have to eat it.
- Or else I get to blow up the kitchen, woo hoo!
- We never agreed to that Orange.
- (laughs) We'll see.
- Ya finished with those labels?
- Yep, that means its mix 'em up time.
Hey, hey Pear, hey!
- What? - Dodgecan. (laughs)
- Hey, hey, ah, whoa.
- C'mon you gonna play or what?
It's dodgecan, the new hit craze that's sweeping the nation
- Don't you mean dodgeball?
- I don't see no balls round here, just dodgecan.
Which definitely is a ball to play. (laughs)
- Nuh, fine.
(crashing)
- Now that's what I call fast food (laughs)
and that's time.
- I'll give it to ya, that was weirdly effective.
I have no idea which can is which,
well except for the frosting.
All right, you wanna pick first Orange?
- Nah, it's okay, you can. (laughs)
- Okeydokey, pretty easy call,
I'm gonna go with the can that obviously has the (gulps)
mealworms!
- Ah man, I wanted those, lucky.
- But I don't understand, how did?
- Must have been that dodgecan that hit you in the head,
gotcha all mixed up, now eat, eat, eat that mealworm.
- Ugh, do I have to?
- Of course you don't have to,
just like I don't have to leave this TNT unexploded.
- Okay, okay, I'll eat it.
This looks so gross.
- Wow, what if it heard you say that?
Super mean Pear.
- I am about to eat him, that's as mean as it gets.
We should just get the barf bucket ready,
I have a feeling I'm gonna need it.
- Yeah, you are looking a little pale. (laughs)
- (gulps) Okay, I think I'm actually gonna keep it down,
all right can we keep this challenge bit moving?
- Can we ever? (laughs)
Okay let's see what's inside this one.
It's empty?
- Yeah, I put one empty can in, so you got lucky.
You don't have to eat anything.
- Hmm, say that again?
- Orange! Did you just eat that tin can?
- (gulps) Erm, no (groans) it hurts to laugh.
- Seriously dude, that's not smart.
- Well, I dunno, I'd sure say it smarts, (groans) owie.
- Huh, beside from having to eat the mealworm,
this is turning out to be a pretty great day.
Orange is finally getting what he deserves
for telling bad jokes.
- I'm not telling bad jokes, I'm an orange, (laughs) ow.
- (laughs) This is fantastic, all right,
well I'm gonna pick again, I'm gonna go with this one.
And inside is, empty?
- That means you have to eat it, payback baby. (laughs)
- This doesn't make any sense, did we put in two empty cans?
- I don't think so.
- So what was in here and where did it go?
We know it wasn't the mealworms so what does that leave?
- (gasps) Oh no, it escaped.
- It escaped, what on earth was in that can dude?
And why is there a tarantula shaped hole
in the back of this can?
- Um, 'cause it was green beans?
- It was that creepy dude,
did you seriously put a live tarantula in a can?
- Well, I didn't think he was gonna be alive
when I ordered him online, they said he was dehydrated.
Turns out that means he was just really thirsty.
- Wait, so let me get this straight,
we're talking about a super bug
who could fight through thirst to survive
a can with no air holes.
Great, now it's everyone's worst nightmare.
A huge spider that can't be killed, at least not easily.
(hissing) (yelps) What was that?
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- That we should blow up the kitchen?
Yes, we have to pull out the stops,
fire everything we got at this tarantula.
(screaming)
(explosive bang)
Okay, did we get him?
- It seems like it, I don't hear anything
but then again, I don't have ears. (laughs)
- Okay, crisis averted,
man that challenge video went off the rails huh?
Oh well maybe next time.
- I, I'm invincible, the power I feel it coursing
through my spider brains, just think of what this means?
I can follow my dreams to everything I've ever wanted
and what I want is to lurk in the kitchen
exacting my revenge on that annoying orange
who put me in that can and deprived me of water.
(laughs evilly)
(splatting)
- Not again.
(bouncy music)