- Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the fastest of them all?
- Let's talk about that.
(GMM theme)
- Good Mythical Morning!
- Please welcome back, one of our favorite guests
and the star of the new movie Sonic The Hedgehog,
Ben Schwartz.
(clapping)
- Thank you so much.
- Welcome back to the show, man.
- Thank you, very good to have you.
I have a sinus infection so I can't touch.
I can touch fabrics.
- Okay, we're touching fabrics.
- No touching today. - Great.
- Okay, so obviously you're playing
a very fast character in this movie
but do you consider yourself
a fast guy in real life? - What a great question.
Thank you so much for the hard hitting questions.
I do not, I'm actually very slow.
I remember when I was playing JV basketball
I ran once and one of my teammates said
I run like a chicken,
and since then I've had that in my head
and it's destroyed me for running
for the rest of my life.
- Was it the flapping?
- Oh yeah, I was flapping. - That's the problem.
- And I was wearing feathers on my head
and I was laying eggs everywhere I went.
- Okay. - The whole package.
- Full package.
- Maybe we'll get to see that in action
because we're gonna put all of our speed to the test.
It's time for--
- [Ben] Usain Bolt is the fastest man at running of course
but who's the fastest at stupid tasks:
Me, Rhett, or Link?
- [Link] Or Ben Schwartz?
- [Ben] Nice. - [Link] It's still rhymes.
- Okay, each round we're gonna be presented
with a specific task that we all must do
and whoever can finish that task the fastest
wins the round but the two slow losers from the round
will immediately have to complete an unknown
"slow punishment".
- Points increase as we go
and the winner receives a super fast congratulation speech
from Ben Schwartz.
- Wow.
- Wow, this is gonna be fun.
(rock music)
- Okay, so we have some tissues here.
- What are we supposed to do with this, Stevie?
- [Stevie] Your first challenge
is to see who is the fastest
at pulling all the tissues out of their tissue box,
but you can only use your mouths.
- Oh God. - Oh, seriously?
- Oh, so it's not fun?
(laughing)
So you can't use your hands for anything?
- [Stevie] Correct.
- Oh well.
- Man, I was so ready.
- This is gonna be a mess.
- They at least stuck it to the table.
- Do you guys try?
You try very hard, right?
- [Rhett] Oh yeah, I try very hard.
- You took off your (beep) glasses, Link.
(Rhett laughing)
- But I don't try very hard, so.
- Well this is gonna be near impossible.
- [Stevie] And...
Go.
(muffled grunting)
- It's more of a neck one.
- I feel like...
This is a terrible gift.
(muffled grunting)
- Oh I did it, I did it.
- What?
- I did it.
- Oh, so freaking dizzy.
Hold on.
Seriously?
- I did, yeah, but also I'm embarrassed that I won.
(laughing)
So like, I did it but also I hate that did it.
- Okay, so we have a stack--
- I'm also not very competitive
so if you guys wanna win.
- I was trying really hard, Ben.
- Okay now this is the punishment for the two of us,
let's hear it.
- The losers must slowly shake a shake weight
while slowly singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".
I cannot tell you how happy I am that I won this thing.
Ready?
On your marks,
get set,
go.
- (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
how I wonder
what you are.
- This better be the only one like this.
(rock music)
- M&Ms,
you're already in there?
- Do you ever guess what it is before it happens?
- It's not worth it.
(laughing)
I've been wrong so many times.
Stevie?
- [Stevie] Okay guys, your next speed challenge
is to see who's fastest at sorting
a bowl of M&Ms by color.
- Sure.
- [Stevie] It sounds easy, right?
- Ugh, if you say mouth again, Stevie.
- [Stevie] Which is why
you'll also have to wear eye patches.
- Two eye patches?
- No depth perception.
- Oh, good, so I can't hear
and I--
- Is this really gonna make a difference?
- I think this is the most embarrassing show you do.
- (laughing) Okay.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- But this is the question, Stevie.
Stevie, how are ya?
- [Stevie] I'm great.
- Good, glad to talk to you.
First time talker, long time listener.
My question is as follows,
do we separate them on the blue thing?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Okay. - Okay.
- In just piles, right?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Why do you have so many questions, guys?
We're sorting M&Ms.
(laughing)
By color,
it's pretty straightforward.
(laughing)
- Okay!
- Do we have to stack them?
What? - Oh, you look good.
- Oh, you like this look?
- I kinda do.
You look like a mess 'cause your glasses.
(laughing)
So this is even worse 'cause you can barely see
out of that one 'cause it's a little tilted.
- That's right.
I have an instant headache.
- Oh my God, this is so difficult.
- [Stevie] On your marks, get set, go!
- Oh, that's smart, you guys already poured them
out of the thing.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Ben] I bet you're good at puzzles too, huh?
- I just love sorting crap.
- I have a little bit of OCD
so this is very exciting for me.
- Yeah, I love it.
- [Ben] We kinda can't see
how everybody else is doing either.
I feel like Rhett tries hard, correct?
He's not even gonna talk,
oh, he lost one!
The game is afoot!
- I'm done.
- No you're not, are you?
- I was done but I lost a freaking--
- [Stevie] Oh man, it's Link.
And Rhett almost had it
but that drop at the end.
- When I knocked that freaking pink.
- You pouring it out was very smart, huh?
I kept them in there.
- It's not as perfect as I'd like for it to be
so I'll continue to work on this while you guys
have to endure the punishment of--
- Kiss very slowly for three minutes.
(laughing)
While I'm sick.
- You must slowly compliment the winner.
- Oh, great. - Me.
While slowly getting poked by sporks.
By me?
Or by other people?
Okay, good.
All right, I'm just gonna sit here.
- Are we doing it at the same time?
Which part of my person would you like to spork?
(slight laughing)
Hereish?
Great, you got it, buddy.
- Feel free to go first.
- Link, I think that you're not only a talented
and funny person-- - [Stevie] Slowly.
- Oh Christ.
- Yeah, slow it down,
mean it. - Link.
- Yeah.
- You know when I see you sometimes
I feel myself being so inspired
I can't hold it down.
Have you ever watched a rainbow explode
into a million stars?
That's the feeling I get when I see you
because you bring so much grace,
so much humor, so much civility
towards everything that's happening in the world.
And it's not just that the spork is touching me,
it's that you've changed the life of everybody.
All these cameras here.
Rhett, take it from here.
- I think you've confused slowness with low volume.
(laughing)
I'm going to go slowly
- Oh, that's true, I screwed up.
- I think you're just going slower
because you're incapable of complimenting me.
- Link, let me speak.
(slight laughing)
Congratulations
on your win
but realize
I only lost because I dropped an M&M.
(slight laughter)
- It's not a compliment,
can you turn that into a compliment?
- I love your sweatshirt, available at mythical.com.
- Wow.
- Only because you turned that into a promotion
am I gonna let it slide.
- I think you're confusing slowness with
low voice.
- We can't get slow.
- Everybody turned into James Earl Jones.
(rock music)
- [Stevie] Okay guys, for this next challenge
we want to see which of you is the best speed artist.
- Spartist. - I'm terrible.
Oh, a spartist?
Okay, I'm great at that.
- [Stevie] David Hill, who's currently wearing
noise canceling headphones
has no idea what you're about to draw.
I'm going to tell you something very specific to draw
and whoever finishes their drawing fastest
must yell "Done!" and then show David Hill their drawing.
The other two players can continue their drawings.
If David correctly guesses what the first player has drawn
they win the round.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] If he can't guess it,
the other two players can try and steal the points,
just yell "done" when you're ready to try.
- Stevie, are we allowed to use words at all?
- [Stevie] No words.
- I shouldn't have asked.
- [Stevie] On your marks,
get set...
- Is someone gonna tell us what to draw?
- I hope.
- [Stevie] Yep, you know what that was a really good point.
- Okay, got it.
- Go!
- (mildly panicked yelling) Just start drawing the world.
- [Stevie] A chicken eating an ice cream cone, go.
- [Rhett] Yeah, we just talked about chicken, right?
- Great, done.
- Done!
Oh, you're first.
- [Stevie] Ben.
(slight laughing)
- [Link] Okay.
- Looks like an elephant
licking a tree?
- Okay, great.
(laughing)
I got it, I win, right?
Wasn't that what it was?
- No, I guess you get to go second, Rhett.
- Okay, done.
- A chicken and some eggs, or ice cream cone?
A chicken licking an ice cream cone?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Whoa!
- An elephant?
(laughing)
- I mean, it does kinda look like eggs.
- That's an elephant right there.
I think that's what you did.
He was thinking that the ice cream cone was the elephant.
- Yeah, I get it.
- You know, 'cause you've got this whole thing here.
- This is the Boss Ross Link thing.
(slight laughing)
- There's your elephant.
- All right, let me see that punishment over there, Link,
for you slow boys.
- Okay.
- You must slowly tweeze one nose hair
while slowly whispering, "I'm a bad boy."
(laughing)
- The slower you tweeze a nose hair, the more it hurts.
Trust me.
- How do you?
Don't we have to see where the nose hairs are?
- Oh, I'll just reach up in there
and I'll probably get 40.
- (laughing) Oh God.
- Where's my single?
- Oh yeah, where is,
this, that?
- [Link] Here we go.
- Oh, I already got one, sorry.
I'm a bad boy.
(laughing)
- I'm a bad boy.
- [Rhett] Oh gosh.
(laughing)
Yes you are.
(rock music)
- Seems that we've got some sort of fruit echidna
in front of us.
- [Ben] What does echidna mean?
- It's like a porcupine.
- Oh, very cool.
- Is this natural
or are these toothpicks?
- [Stevie] I don't know what that,
okay yes, those are toothpicks
because this is just the classic speed challenge of
who can pull all the toothpicks
out of their grapefruit the fastest?
- This is dangerous.
This is sincerely dangerous.
- Yeah. - Yeah, even doing this
is hurting me.
If you try to go fast you're gonna hurt yourself.
So who invented this one, Stevie?
(laughing)
- [Stevie] Get on your marks. (laughing)
- I mean truly, let's see what happens.
- Get set,
go.
- [Ben] Oh no way.
Oh, Rhett has already won.
- [Link] Well he's moving fast
but not a whole lot is happening,
it doesn't seem like.
- [Ben] No, it just sounds like noise.
- You really can't pull more than one out at once.
- No because you need to hold it,
oh well maybe, now it's like
a little bit of a rhythm.
The ones that are farther down are harder.
- [Link] It's starting to emit a scent that's pleasant.
- [Ben] There was a bad smell when we got in here.
Remember that? - [Link] Come on, yeah.
- What was the bad scent?
What do you think it was?
- I don't know, I thought this was it
but it's not because this
smells pretty good. - Done!
- [Ben] Jesus Christ.
- [Link] Look at that, I mean.
- Ow, I'm burning!
(laughing)
All the holes in my hand have citric acid in them now.
- Yeah, it feels terrible.
- You got holes in your hand?
- Yeah, 'cause I just went at it just.
- You're someone who's pretty competitive,
what's the feeling you get from winning?
When I win, I'm like, oh that was pretty fun
we all had a good time.
What do you feel?
- It's just like massaging myself.
- I think it's like for once
in a fleeting moment
he has a slight sense of purpose.
- Oh, that's right, yeah.
- You're on top of the world?
- Yeah man.
How did another one get back in there?
- I win.
- Ben wins.
(laughing)
- Stevie said there were no rules.
- What's our punishment? - Cheater!
Oh, here we go.
The losers must slowly smell durian
- There it is. - While also slowly
raising the roof. - A durian fruit?
- Yes.
- Oh my God.
I've done this before, it is terrible.
- Talk about prickly, look at this monstrosity.
- [Rhett] All right, smell it slowly, boys.
- And saying what?
- Raising the roof.
- Okay.
- So we're gonna--
- Have you ever smelt one of these before?
- Yes.
- Eating them is one of the worst.
- He likes it. - Yeah.
- But you're like a big weirdo, right?
- [Rhett] I'm weird.
- Okay.
- Wait, can you show the inside?
For someone who's never seen it,
it looks like little oysters living inside of
like cottage cheese.
- [Rhett] That's exactly what it is actually.
- Oh, is that true?
- They determined that last year,
it's not actually a fruit.
- What is it?
- It's oysters living in cottage cheese.
- Oh my goodness.
Oh, incredible. - It's like rotten flesh
so let's get to it.
- Raise that roof.
(Link coughing)
All right, thank you to Ben Schwartz for joining us today.
Make sure you check out Sonic The Hedgehog
in theaters now.
He's Sonic.
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- Oh, you know what?
You gotta give me a really super fast congratulation speech
'cause I won.
- Oh, sure, you got it.
Rhett, congratulations, you're the absolute best.
It was unbelievable that you pulled those out
and you really care about winning
so when you won, you won, way to go.
- Yes!
- When you won, you won.
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