[RE Intro]
Angi Viper: Ugh..
Where are we?
OR3O: We must be in The Dark World!
Angi Viper: Is it always this light?
OR3O: Come on Susie! Let's go explore!
Angi Viper: yeah, no.
I've got way better things to do.
OR3O: Like, go back to class?
OR3O: Come with me,
Take a walk,
No more eating people's chalk.
There's a Kingdom full of magic that awaits us!
You and I
May get beaten up and cry
And then eaten up and die
Given every living thing
Here hates us!
A heart,
and a song’s
all it takes to get along!
If it comes to blows,
we’ll do a little acting!
With my grace,
and your horrifying face,
we can make it through this
field of Hopes and Dreams!
Angie Viper: The sooner, the better.
Everything sucks here.
OR3O: Maybe singing will help?
Angi Viper: Ugh.
This is dumb.
I feel lame.
I might die from all this shame…
There’s a flutter-
OR3O: in your heart?
Angi Viper: more like my gizzard…
OR3O: That sounds good,
like a healthy gizzard should!
Angi Viper: Who’s the bozo in the hood?
OR3O: Looks a little like a fluffy wizard…
Genuine Music: Never fear!
Though I seem slightly odd,
I’m on your team!
My name’s Ralsei and I’m here to help you, Heroes!
And now us three must face our destiny,
especially the prophecy,
A team of Hopes and Dreams!
Angi Viper: If we're heroes,
Shouldn't we have weapons?
Genuine Music: Oh.
Well, let me see here.
You can fight back beasts with this pencil!
OR3O: Or fight a math test...
Genuine Music: None will dare cross blades with this comb!
Angi Viper: I'd rather die.
Genuine Music: I will use this scarf, it’s prehensile!
Angi Viper And OR3O: How do these get us home?
Genuine Music: Ooh, we should name our group!
Angi Viper: How about the *bleep* squad?
OR3O: Thats.. Not very advertiser friendly..
Angi Viper: We oughta have a title that our enemies will fear.
Genuine Music: Like, “The Legendary Heroes’ Gang of Fun!”
Angi Viper: I’d rather be The *bleep* Squad-
Genuine Music: Hey! That swear word’s second tier!
OR3O: Look, The Fun Gang’s dumb,
The *bleep* Squad stinks,
And who cares what the bad guys think?
Nate [Random Encounters]: How about calling yourselves The Bickering Clown Forks!
Angie Viper: Who are you supposed to be?
Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I’m the Bad Guy, that is me!
Smashing you into lots of splooshy blood!
Choose a part, make it mean!
for my Thrash-Your-Butt machine!
Angi Viper: This is gonna be a giant piece of crud!
Nate [Random Encounters]: “Clowns” is kinda weak…
What should you be dubbed?
How about the Lancer Fan Club!
Angi Viper: You don't get to vote.
OR3O: We could pick names out of a hat.
Genuine Music: Uh, perhaps we can use something else.
Nate [Random Encounters]: Oh losers!
Feast your eyeholes on this bad boy!
Now I’m part
of a team!
This has always been my dream!
No hard feelings about all
that splooshy blood stuff!
Genuine Music: None at all,
But if I may have the gall
to request a very small favor,
could you all please
write in “Fun Gang!”?
Angi Viper: How ‘bout no?
Heck with that!
Cause the *bleep* Squad’s where it’s at!
Nate [Random Encounters]: Or, if swearing gets you punished, Lancer’s Fan Club!
OR3O: Write a name,
Make it clear,
(Censor out second tier)
Fold it up,
bring it here.
I’ll pick one..
All: For our team of Hopes and Dreams!
OR3O: Looks like our team's new name will be..
The Ooh Crew?
[Camera pans over to The Beard, Sock Puppet And A Skeleton]
*bleep* squad it is!
Angi Viper: Yes!
Genuine Music: I could live with "The Fun Gang"..
Nate [Random Encounters]: Im joining those guys! Ho heh!
OR3O: And then eaten up and die
Given every
AJ: oowoah-
OR3O: living thing, Im sorry!
Nate [Random Encounters]: Hey guys thanks for watching!
If you haven't played Deltarune yet, be sure to try it!
Thanks to our stars OR3O, Angi Viper, and Genuine.
You can check them out in the description below.
If you like the song, it's available to buy and stream.
Let us know in the comments which team name you would have chosen.
Beard salute! Oooh~!
Special thanks to our patreon encounters including Michelle Kushner!
[RE Outro]