>>> YOU MUST BE MR. WILLIS. ARE YOU HERE FOR YOUR
EXAMINATION? >> YEAH.
HONESTLY I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE THING TO
DO. >> YEAH, I DON'T BLAME YOU.
BUT AS WE SAY AROUND THE OFFICE, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE TAG ON
COLORECTAL HEALTH. >> THAT'S TRUE.
WHERE WOULD YOU HANG IT? >> THAT'S TRUE.
AND YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH A FEMALE DOCTOR, RIGHT?
>> I'LL BE FACING THE OTHER WAY SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> YOU'RE FUNNY. THAT'S REFRESHING.
>> THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL MORE
COMFORTABLE. HEY, WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT
SOMETIME? >> YOU MEAN AFTER YOUR ANAL
EXAM? SURE.
IF WE DON'T FIND ANYTHING SERIOUS.
>> I GUESS KNOCK ON WOOD, RIGHT? SO HOW DO YOU NEED ME?
>> OH, NO, I'M NOT THE DOCTOR. >> WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT? >> HELLO.
I'M DR. YVONNE DE MARSHA, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> DR. DE MARSHA IS ONE OF THE LEADING COLORECTAL SURGEONS IN
ALL OF ARIZONA, EXCLUDING PHOENIX.
>> THERE'S A FEW IN PHOENIX THAT BLOW ME OUT
OF THE WATER. >> DO YOU NEED ME TO BEND OVER?
>> BABY, I JUST NEED A CLEAR VIEW OF THAT SUGAR BOWL.
>> I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR NAILS.
>> OH, YOU LIKE THESE? >> YES, BUT HOW DOES THAT WORK?
YOU JUST POP THEM OFF BEFORE THE EXAM?
>> EXCUSE ME, DO THESE LOOK LIKE PRESS-ON NAILS?
I GREW THESE, IT WAS SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE.
>> I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOU, I'M JUST NOT PICTURING HOW THIS IS
GOING TO WORK. >> LOOK, OUTSIDE OF PHOENIX
DR. DE MARSHA IS THE BEST. >> LIKE WE ALWAYS SAY AROUND THE
OFFICE, A GREAT DRIVER CAN DRIVER CAN DRIVE A BUS THROUGH
SHANGHAI WITHOUT KNOCKING OVER A SINGLE CHINESE LANTERN.
DO YOU NEED HELP OPENING THAT PINEAPPLE FANTA, DR. DE MARSHA?
>> NO, I GOT IT, GIRL. FANTA, FANTA.
OKAY. TIME TO GET DOWN TO THE GRITTY
AND YOUR NITTY. >> WHOA, WHOA.
I'M JUST WORRIED YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE ONE OF THOSE CRYSTALS.
>> CRYSTALS? ARE YOU INSANE?
THESE ARE DIAMONDS. MAMA DON'T DO CRYSTALS.
ALMOST GOT 20 CARATS ON ALL MY HANDS.
WHAT YOU THINK, I'M A FOOT DOCTOR?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, CHRISTINE? >> I GUESS HE'S TRIPPIN'.
YOU NEED YOUR GLOVES? >> AND RUIN MY NAILS?
>> I'M GOING TO GO. >> LET ME GET YOUR LEGS.
>> RELAX! [ YELLING ]
>> YOU'RE STRONG. YOU ARE SO STRONG.
>> I AM YOUR BOSS. >> WHAT?
>> I'M YOUR BOSS. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> I AM THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THIS CLINIC'S CHAIN.
YOU'RE ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS." I JUST WANTED TO COMMEND YOU ON
ALL YOUR EXEMPLARY WORK. DR. DE MARSHA, YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO LET ME LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE YOU KNEW HOW VITAL
COLORECTAL HEALTH IS. >> YES, I DID.
>> CHRISTINE, YOU FLIRTED WITH ME JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT
TO STAY. YOU'RE A GOOD NURSE.
AND MARCUS, AND YOU TWISTED MY BODY INTO THE
POSITION FOR ENTRY, GOOD JOB. MY ONLY NOTE IS FOR THIS KIND OF
EXAM YOU DON'T NEED TO PUSH THE PATIENT'S LEGS OVER THEIR HEAD.
>> THAT IS A GOOD NOTE. >> NOW, HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT
EXAM? >> WOO!
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