♪ Feels so good ♪
♪ Gotta move, gotta grove, and dance ♪
♪ Feels so good ♪
- [Pauly] Oh, waddup my dude?
- [Brandon] Waddup, my boy?
- [Pauly] I didn't know you was up.
I would've brought you something.
Nice robe.
Where you get that at?
- It's my sex robe.
- Wait, what?
- I made sexy time last night.
- With who?
- Marissa can I kiss you.
- I knew that was gonna happen!
- [Brandon] Yeah.
- I could've called that.
- [Brandon] Yeah. - Oh, that's wassup.
- This right here is something special.
It's my sex robe.
After I have sex I put the robe on
kind of like a Hugh Hefner vibe.
You're gonna be seeing a lot of this bad boy right here.
- They're gonna be gossiping.
- [Brandon] Yeah, of course.
They're gonna be gossiping for sure.
- [Maria] And how was Brandon?
How'd that go?
Did you sleep with him?
No! (Marissa chuckles)
No I really,
no, you did not actually--
- [Marissa] Yes, I did.
I slept with Brandon
and I want to fuggedaboudit
because, I don't know why I did that.
- So you do realize what happens now?
- [Brandon] What?
(Pauly chuckles)
- [Pauly] It's always some sort of drama
when somebody hooks up in the house.
- [Brandon] No, dude.
- What do you mean?
Oh man, oh man, oh man.
Let me just tell you.
It sounds simple, but there's levels to this.
It's a mess.
It's a disaster.
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
Now if you pull someone else random
from the club and bring her back,
she's gonna feel a type of way.
Talk to another girl in the house,
she's gonna feel a type of way.
How it could also get weird,
you could catch feelings, see her hooking up with a dude.
That could happen.
- Probably not gonna happen.
(Pauly laughs)
- [Maria] So do you like him or no?
- Am I attracted to him?
Yes.
But I'm not looking for anything with anybody.
- You never know.
- [Marissa] You know how he is.
I feel like he was telling me
a bunch of bull (beep) last night.
- Just to get with you?
- [Marissa] Yeah.
- I would honestly maybe consider marrying you, honestly.
I really would.
- [Marissa] Oh my god.
And I told him actions speak louder than words.
- Correct.
- [Brandon] We kind of discussed it.
- You did?
- Yeah.
I'm cool with whatever happens.
We could hook up, have fun, keep it casual.
- [Marissa] I'm cool with it.
- So it was strictly casual?
- Yeah.
Well, you gotta set boundaries.
- Oh, so you might be good.
- [Brandon] Yeah, man.
- He has no idea what he's doing.
Come on, dude.
- Thanks for taking one for the team.
Now we don't have to touch him.
- You're an asshole.
- Yo, you're up.
Good. - Waddup?
(Pauly chuckles)
- I got some gossip.
- What happened?
- Brandon smashed Marissa last night.
- [Vinny] Get the (beep) outta here.
Are you serious?
- Yes.
- Bro you can't,
that's like breaking rule number one.
- Exactly.
- When you hook up with somebody in the house
it definitely can cause problems.
You (beep) Shane.
- [Female] Shut the (beep) up!
You (beep) 22 over a (beep).
- [Male] Oh my God.
- I'm still dealing with problems
with girls I hooked up with in my house
and that was like ten years ago.
(beep) gonna get weird, bro.
- It's already gonna be weird.
- (beep) where he slept.
- [B-Lashes] At least someone's having sex, I guess.
- I don't know.
- Here's the real question.
Are you gonna do it again?
- I don't know.
- [Derryn] That's a yes.
Okay.
- [Marissa] I don't know if I should
tell my mom.
- Marissa's really close with her mom,
but the last thing I think she should do
is tell her that she just had sex
with her roommate.
- [B-Lashes] I know your mom
and I feel like I probably wouldn't.
- I feel so guilty.
- [Derryn] I don't think you should.
- I mean, her mom is an OG Italian.
She's gonna go (beep) ape (beep).
- Well, Vegas, you've done me dirty.
- [Vinny] Enough of the fun and games though.
Today is the day, man.
- Yeah today we gotta get to business, man.
We got these guys jobs.
Today's orientation today.
So, I actually stuck my neck out
to get these kids jobs at Dre's where I DJ,
so I hope they don't (beep) us up.
- Some of the guys I'm not that worried about.
- Yeah.
- But, I can't picture B-Lashes working.
What's she gonna (beep)
work in her disco shorts?
(Pauly laughs)
- [Pauly] Exactly.
(club music)
- Where's all my lip (beep)?
- [Brandon] B-Lashes's swag is crazy.
- The way she walks.
- [Pauly] So it's about that time for orientation.
Let's go.
- Can't have them late
for the first day. - Nope.
Let's go get them set up.
- There they are.
- [Pauly And Vinny] Oh.
- [Nicky] Waddup, waddup, waddup, waddup?
- [Pauly] What's up ex-girlfriend and new boyfriends?
We hear some people had an eventful evening.
Yeah?
- [Vinny] This guy.
- Why is Marissa glowing right now?
(group laughs)
- Oh my god, here we go.
- Looks like sexual glow.
(Brandon chuckles)
- Shut up, Pauly.