Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to more
happy Wheels!!!!!
now for this episode
I'm gonna try and make it a Christmas special that being I searched for Christmas and all these Christmas levels came up
I didn't search for reading because the last time I did it the game froze and never loaded any levels
And I'm kind of worried that it's Gonna do it again
And I don't really want it to because I want to play some of these levels
But I'm gonna try and play as many Christmas levels as possible and as many
Santa levels as possible and I got my Christmas hat on let's fucking do this
I don't think Santa is the perfect candidate for this level [I]
Wanted to make it Christmassy, and I wanted to make Santa [do] stuff, but he's stuck
Okay, here. We go. Yeah. This is a Christmas fall
I did it whoo
It was too easy this one is just called Merry Christmas
Let's do it. What's that elf doing back there? She doing elf [I] can't even run you over
man go, Santa go
Do it make you paint my [brows] Santa am I winning? [I] don't know oh
Christ [oh], there's a big bear thing that was this christmassy, dude you're missing a leg
Weren't Santa's not gonna bring you a new leg. I hope you know [that]. I saw what Santa does Santa makes things
He doesn't regenerate limbs. What are we doing?
[I] don't even know if I'm doing good into the darkness [center] the darkness you go
You come out one kid less
Okay
Minute oh
Yes a Christmas sword throw look at all these elves are you are all about to[be turned from Green to red oh, wait are all these balls Gonna get in my way [no] oh
Slice and dice yo ya?
Really slicing and dicing Santa you fat ass
Santa your arms are too short you know why cuz you keep eating all the Christmas pudding
Santa you suck all of the reindeer asses right now when you grab like fifty swords
You're just gluttonous and everything you do yeah
we go
I need to kill all of them
I can't win this level ok zhen
Zhen you got your Christmas hat on just give it a little dingle-dangle a little a little bit dingle-dangle, okay, okay?
We are geared up for this
One sort of good Santa Santa you're off to a freakin flying start yeah
Okay, here. We go here. We go. They didn't even knock keep one sword Santa one sword
(lol)
Okay, okay, okay?
Yeah, okay, okay, go
Let's go yet fall fall there you go there you go your little assholes all right through the neck you like that now
You're gonna need a voice box thing hello. My name is Elf last time last time
I'm doing this cuz Santa I'm sick of looking at your fat ass
Okay
okay Moving on
We got another Christmas special sword throw called sword Christmas that by the way should be what Christmas is changed to
Sword Christmas
Merry Christmas my ass sword Christmas is so much more badass grab a sword oh my God
You're just like Santa you want all the swords so many billies to kill
You take that Billy you bitch suck the big one
Yeah, okay. We have a sword yeah
that's not how you do you don't have one more chance at this if you mess up, it's just
oh My God. Oh my God steve. Yeah, you're not getting anything for Christmas
Yeah
Speed is my friend speed is how we're gonna do this go steve. Go throw the swords. What do you do is?
stop houping at the barrier what up, and yes?
Yes, that's how we do so we do here. We go here. We go here. We go. Drop it on down my God
you're Dead, [ahh]?
red barrier. It's Gonna be the death of me are we doing okay? We're gonna go for other guy first. Yeah, oh
My God god, I won but twofer the best ever oh my God
I get to kill Santa it's all I've ever wanted out of Christmas, and I can't get me freaking hands out
Steve what are you doing be a buddy Steve speed Steve steep don't be a douche
steve
move your arms yeah
Steve you can't grab the swords with your ass
that's not what that's for all i want to is take the hands out
All I want to do is why won't they move
Move your hands move it Steve
jaggle you all the fucking way steve? Yeah? Oh?
Victory oh
I don't even want to finish the level anymore the victory sound should have played when I freed my hands like that kill, Santa
Yeah, you like to santa it. Jet up your butt
Grab one sword steve too is too much for you. Go go go. Yeah, oh
You see do you see yeah, it's time for a bloody Christmas
Fall down the Chimy oh
My God, hey
Santa you can't deliver any presence whit any legs holding over the chariot for dear life
go santa Oh, oh, that's that's how we do that's how we do Santa okay, okay. Good boy good boy Santa
Santa tuck and roll Santa as it Santa. Just fucking eat the chimney just eat concrete slabs bitch
I'm in the chimney. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah
Victory
Yeah, I kind of felt my face in a bad position on that woman. I'm sorry for eating your couch. Oh
What in the holy Jim Belushi's left nipple?
Merry Hanukkah Christmas
Those are two different things
I'm not even playing this level because it's Christmas ball throw that sounds awesome
I'm playing this level because it's made by someone called Epic Ninja cakes
Just think about that for me to think about Ninjas baking cakes
fucking
That's gonna be our TV show see what you got epic Ninja cakes
Oh my God, Santa you've been eatin too much of the ninja cakes. this is how Santa starts the level watch
Face straight into the cookies not even pressin anything, Santa just loves the fucking cookies
Yo, if at first you don't succeed
Segway Steve Christmas is cancelled
steve
What are your kids Gonna think of you now Steve?
there probably Gonna think you're disgusting cuz you're not put a ball of organs Christmas is canceled again. I
Hope you like the taste of van
Can't even throw. Oh my God steve. I can't even get to the fucking last one. It doesn't go that far
Last time Steve if you fail at this you are no father of those kids yep
Who is that helping that helping the children in Africa cuz it's certainly not helping me Chris Mrs., Castle. [oh]
\ho, ho indeed pogo Pete [Segway] Steve couldn't do shit. [let's] see what you can do
He's got the same hat as me that automatically makes him a boss, so pete
What are you getting the wife for Christmas? I heard she likes jewelry oh my God
You're not getting her fucking pogo lessons anyway, cuz you can't do shit yourself, okay?
This is Gonna be a tricky one Pete you gotta get oh my God. You're the boss of all bosses. oh my God
Why did that Elf hang himself I know elf I know Santa works the shit out of you. I know it's hard
It's just non-stop. It's all at the end of the year. It's just all go in the Elf workshop
I know, but killing yourself is not the answer
Christmas Tree Oh Christmas tree
Forever blocking my pogo pete, [oh]
My God Pete we were nearly there
Did you just give up on life? Did you just say hey fuck it i'm sick of bouncing and his head fell off
Screw you Pete it's time for a very merry Christmas. Oh my God. It's in German
*german*
Oh my God, I cannot speak German
Oh my God this isn't the way we don't think you gonna. Hold me back good or not. Oh my God
ah
That's not what I wanted for Christmas. what did they say guys if at first you don't succeed?
segway Steve
Go Steve show how it's done show [him] how I show him how the bosses do it for this
Steve like an absolute champion cross it
Steve
Steve come on Steve do Malinda proud. She's at home waiting for you. Come on. Ste- oh my God
Steve it was nice knowing you
So long let's have a little bit of Christmas fun with Billy. Let's go boy. What treachery awaits us?
oh my God really look at these backflips son. oh
Billy look at my torso son
Have yourself a merry little Christmas?
may Your Dad I
don't know the words. Oh, oh
Ho ho santa yeah, big fat ass Oh, oh
God Billy. We're gonna make our mom proud. I'm gonna make your mom proud. Let's go billy. I jumped off at the fucking wrong time
High elves go Billy go go go oh
oh
Really you I should have used the condom okay?
Billy we've we've had our hard times. I know I've said I've said some stuff. You've said some stuff
(i didn't say anything)
yes, you did Billy
You called me a bad dad
I'm not [gonna]. Take it anymore billy. This is the end. We're gonna do it are you with me really let me hear you
Shut up really fall off billy. There's a good boy. Look I can do it it out billy fucking Spider-Man this bitch
What?
You see what you can accomplish when you don't have the weight [of] children holding you back. [I] know it's the children shut up
whoa Spider-Man
Spider Santa
Yeah
Santa is cause of all the fucking cream cakes. Oh look at this
fucking Santa ass
Santa's a powerful ass Santa can get his ass stabbed twice
Still survived that's why you are the fuckin that's why you are the hero. We need a Christmas a Christmas tie
Rope swing let's go Pete steve. You're steve not pete. Yeah, oh
Look at this goodness. He's so good. [oh]
Steve oh shit. Oh nuts. Oh
Steve we're okay. Oh are we are we are we okay? We're not okay. Steve. Think like a leafs Steve
What would leave sue right now? What would they do they wouldn't get stabbed in the ass want Steve?
You're a plastic bag caught in an updraft that is what you air. Oh you lost the leg, but it's okay
We don't need it. We need it. We need to swing it back, and we need to swing forward again
No, steve. Yeah
Steve you are the man [oh]
My God betsy betty you fat, bitch. We were already Startin, and you have a harpoon in your chest well
Oh my God. I can't move anymore. I stuck her through the wall I
Stuck her to the wall
that's you belong Betty aah?
you know why you know why you have a harpoon in your chest because you're a big fat whale?
People love the harpoon whales go betty you can just you can't do it
Betty you can jump
When you get stuck at the shart and you lost your sausages. Are you gonna feed little billy you got to do this?
Yeah, thock with your little cart, but I lose that a girl buddy, okay?
I give up when you see a red arrow, then you need to fly okay
red arrow
The worst type, so what's flying ever? Oh flying light there you go fly [right]?
are we good are we good? I'm safe. We're safe. Why he sticks the landing fly
Keep going keep going little legs oh
Don't break your legs, please don't break your legs. I really like it if you save your legs Yeah
That does it for the Christmas special of happy wheels some of those levels weren't very Christmasy
But Segway Steve Segway Steve and Santa you are the champions of happy wheels
Love you guys. segway Steve pogo Pete you can go suck a dick
But anyways, thank you guys so much for watching this video
If you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and high-fives all around.
But thank you guys and merry Christmas, and I will see all you dudes
*outro music* and merry christmas to you all
(HAHA)MERRY CHRISTMAS PEPS