DANA PERINO.
"THE FIVE."
DEMOCRATS ARE PANICKED
THAT THEY PEAKED TOO EARLY
WITH THREE WEEKS TO GO
BEFORE THE MIDTERMS, BUT
HEY, LIKE JESSE IN HIGH
SCHOOL, IT HAPPENS TO THE
BEST OF US.
THE PARTY OF WOKE SCHOOLS
AND GENDER STUDIES
REALIZING THE MOMENTUM
THEY HAD OVER THE SUMMER
IS MELTING FASTER THAN JOE
BIDEN’S ICE CREAM.
ONE LEFTY SAYING I AM
WISHING THE ELECTION WERE
IN AUGUST.
SORRY, JACK, THEY’RE STILL
IN NOVEMBER.
THE REASON DEMOCRATS ARE
THROWING A PITY PARTY IS A
BATCH OF POLLS THAT HAS
REPUBLICANS, INCLUDING A
BRUTAL ONE IN "NEW YORK
TIMES," CHOSE INDEPENDENT
WOMEN SWINGING SHARPLY
TOWARD REPUBLICANS IN THE
SPAN OF A MONTH.
NANCY PELOSI STILL IN
TOTAL DENIAL.
>> LET’S TALK ABOUT RISING
INFLATION CONCERNS ALONG
WITH CRIME GIVING
MOMENTUM, NEW MOMENTUM TO
REPUBLICANS AFTER THE
DEMOCRATS WERE CLOSING THE
GAP.
>> I THINK THAT MUCH OF
WHAT YOU’VE SAID I DON’T
AGREE WITH.
THAT IS TO SAY, NEW POLL
IS AN OUTLIER POLL, WHAT
WEAVE THROUGH WITH THE
LEGISLATION UNDER
LEADERSHIP OF PRESIDENT
BIDEN WHO HAS DONE A
SPECTACULAR JOB, HE’S HAD
A BETTER TWO YEARS THAN
MOST PRESIDENTS YOU CAN
NAME CERTAINLY IN THE
RECENT GENERATIONS.
>> YEAH, GOOD-BYE.
JOY BEHAR, FAILING TO LIVE
UP TO HER NAME, THE
CO-HOST IS UPSET VOTERS
ARE MORE FOCUSED ON
POCKETBOOK ISSUES.
>> WHAT’S DEPRESSING IS
"NEW YORK TIMES" RELEASED
A POLL TODAY THAT SAYS
THAT 71% OF VOTERS AGREE
THAT DEMOCRACY IS UNDER
THREAT.
>> YEAH.
>> ONLY 7% OF VOTERS RANK
A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY AS A
MAJOR ISSUE THIS ELECTION
CYCLE.
>> YEAH.
>> I FIND THAT SO
DEPRESSING, I CAN’T BEGIN
TO TELL YOU.
>> I DON’T LIKE POLLS.
>> DANA, THAT TELLS YOU
EVERYTHING.
THEY REALLY WANTED IT TO
BE ABOUT JANUARY 6th.
>> THE THING IS, SHE SAYS
IT IS SO DEPRESSING THAT
PEOPLE THINK DEMOCRACY IS
IN PERIL, BUT THE
DEMOCRATS WERE THE ONES
FUNDING THE VERY
CANDIDATES NOW THAT
THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT
GETTING ELECTED.
SO CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
GOING BACK TO YESTERDAY.
ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT
THEM, THE DEMOCRATS, IS
THEY JUST SPENT THEIR
MONEY WAY TOO EARLY ON AN
ISSUE THAT WAS GOING TO GO
AWAY.
IMAGINE I DID THIS PEW
ETCH AND SKETCH AND GREG
COMES ALONG, KNOCKS IT OUT
OF MY HANDS, SHAKES IT UP,
AND IT IS GONE.
WAIT, I WASTED $100
MILLION ON SOMETHING THAT
I’M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO RUN ON.
TODAY, THE SENATE MAJORITY
LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER SAYS
WE’RE GOING TO DO THIS, GO
AFTER MAGA REPUBLICANS BY
HAVING A BILL TO CODIFY
ROE V. WADE.
KIND OF WEIRD, THE SUPREME
COURT SAID THERE’S NO
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO
ABORTION, BUT GO AHEAD,
PASS THE BILL, HAVE THE
SUPREME COURT KNOCK IT
DOWN AGAIN, FINE.
THAT TELLS ME THAT THEY’VE
JUST SPENT HUNDREDS OF
MILLIONS ON ABORTION ADS
BUT ARE NOT WILLING TO SAY
WHERE THEY ARE ON
ABORTION.
THE LAST THREE WEEKS OF
DEBATES HAVE BEEN MORE
ABOUT DEMOCRATS HAVING TO
FEND THEIR POSITION
ABOUT ABORTION UP ’TIL
BIRTH RATHER THAN THE
LIMITED VERSION MOST
AMERICANS WANT.
SO THEY’RE IN A LITTLE BIT
OF A PICKLE.
>> GOING ALL IN ON
ABORTION.
ALL RIGHT.
PIERS
PIERS, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS
LECTURING THE BRITS ABOUT
THE ECONOMY.
NOW YOUR CHANCE TO
RESPOND.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
BACK.
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNEW I
WAS COMING BACK OR YOU
AGREED TO ME BEING BACK,
BUT GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
WHAT DO THEY FEEL ABOUT
PRESIDENT BIDEN MONEY
MUCHING HIS MASSIVE ICE
CREAM, HAT TIP.
YOUR DENUNCIATION OF ICE
CREAM EATING, NO MAN
SHOULD BE SEEN EATING A
GUY JANUARY PARTICULAR
ONE.
ADD THAT TO YOUR BRILL
NANT ASSESSMENT HOW
INAPPROPRIATE IT WAS.
IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE, WHAT
HE WAS DOING WITH THE CONE
IN HIS HAND IS REVEALING
THE WIDER TRUTH ABOUT THE
ECONOMY.
ICE CREAM PRICES ARE UP
13% BECAUSE DAIRY FARMING
COSTS HAVE GONE THROUGH
THE ROOF.
WHY HAVE THEY GONE THROUGH
THE ROOF, WHY IS MILK SO
EXPENSIVE?
INFLATION.
THERE’S 8.2% INFLATION.
THAT’S RIPPLING THROUGH
EVERYBODY’S LIVES, MAKING
EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE.
I CAN SEE A PRESIDENT, THE
U.S. ECONOMY IS STRONG AS
HELL, START LECTURING THE
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, HE
IS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING,
SHE’S UTTERLY USELESS.
BY THE TIME WE IF COME
OVER THERE, SHE MAY NOT BE
PRIME MINISTER, ON THE
FACTUAL SIDE IS CORRECT.
I MADE THE POINT IN MY
COLUMN, IT WOULD BE LIKE
KIM KARDASHIAN LECTURING
PEOPLE ON BEING
TALENTLESS.
SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT BUT NOT
THE RIGHT PERSON TO
DELIVER THAT MESSAGE.
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WITH
BIDEN.
COME ON, LOOK AT YOUR OWN
BACKYARD BEFORE YOU
LECTURE THE REST OF THE
WORLD ABOUT THE ECONOMY.
SEEMS TO BE SUFFERING FROM
WHAT I CALL ACUTE
DELUSION.
LOOKING OUT HERE, SEEING
THE CLEAR BLUE LOVELY SKY
ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNNY
DAY IN NEW YORK CITY,
SAYING IT IS POURING WITH
RAIN AND PITCH BLACK.
YOU WOULD SAY NO IT’S NOT,
IT IS BLUE.
I WOULD SAY NO, IT IS NOT.
IT IS RAINING AND PITCH
BLACK.
THE MAN IS COMPLETELY
NUTS, LOST HIS MARBLES.
THAT’S WHERE I AM WITH, I
AM AFRAID, WITH LEADER OF
THE FREE WORLD.
HE IS SAYING THINGS THAT
SIMPLY AREN’T TRUE.
WHEN IT COMES TO MIDTERMS,
MY PREDICTION, THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO KNOW
IT IS UNTRUE BECAUSE
THEY’RE PAYING THE EXTRA
COSTS EVERY DAY ARE GOING
TO VOTE ACCORDINGLY.
>> YES, THAT’S THE THING,
JUDGE.
PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE
CONSEQUENCES OF HIS
PRESIDENCY.
>> WHAT PIERS SAYS IS
EXACTLY RIGHT, THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW IT IS
UNTRUE.
SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT
THEY TELL US THAT WE CAN
VERIFY OR CONFIRM, IT IS
NOT ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME THEY’RE
LYING TO US FROM
WASHINGTON.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
ABORTION ISSUE A SECOND.
I THINK IT IS SO, SO
IMPORTANT.
FIRST OF ALL, PEOPLE THINK
THAT WOMEN VOTE ON ONE
ISSUE ONLY AND THEY DON’T.
AND IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT
THEY RECOGNIZED WOMEN AS
MORE THAN JUST WOMEN WHO
ARE CONCERNED ABOUT PEOPLE
CONCERNED ABOUT ABORTION.
THEY WERE SO INVESTED IN
THIS ISSUE AFTER THE
OFFICIAL DECISION WAS
LEAKED BY THE SUPREME
COURT THAT THEY ALLOWED
FOR THE DISRUPTION FOR
MONTHS, SIX WEEKS, SEVEN
WEEKS AFTER THE DECISION
CAME OUT, OF PEOPLE GOING
IN FRONT OF THE JUSTICE’
HOME, ATTEMPTED
ASSASSINATION OF JUSTICE
CAVANAUGH, AND ALL OF THE
OUTRAGE.
THAT’S HOW THEY WERE
PLAYING IT OUT.
SO IT WASN’T JUST THE ADS,
AND THEY SPENT MILLIONS,
YOU’RE RIGHT, AHEAD OF
TIME ON ADS ON ABORTION,
BUT THEY MADE THE WORLD,
AMERICA AT LEAST, LOOK AT
ALL OF THIS LUNACY THAT NO
ONE WAS BUYING INTO
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WERE
WATCHING IT HAD TO GO TO
THE STORE AND FIGURE OUT
HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAD
FOR DINNER FOR THE WEEK
FOR THEIR KIDS AND HOW FAR
THEY COULD DRIVE.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY MAY
HAVE PEAKED TOO EARLY.
NOT JUST THAT THEY PEAKED
TOO EARLY, I THINK THE
REPUBLICANS ARE SEEING AND
HAVE A HAND ON WHAT’S
GOING ON.
>> PEAKING IS A MEDICAL
CONDITION.
I EXTEND MY SYMPATHY TO
DEMOCRATS WHO THINK TOO
EARLY.
>> I BELIEVE WE HAVE A
NUMBER OF COMMERCIALS THAT
WERE ON THE SHOW, A GUY IN
A CLASSIC CAR, JOG ONGOING
THE BEACH.
JESSE, MY THEORY IS THAT
NOBODY BOUGHT THE GARBAGE
ABOUT THE INFLATION
REDUCTION ACT BECAUSE WHEN
YOU LOOKED AT THE
INFLATION REDUCTION ACT,
THERE WAS NO INFLATION
REDUCTION, SO WE COULD NO
LONGER TRUST ANYTHING THEY
HAVE TO SAY.
>> TAKE ISSUE WITH THE
INTRO.
I PEAKED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL,
NOT HIGH SCHOOL.
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED.
THE DEMOCRATS ARE SAYING
THEY PEAKED IN AUGUST.
WHAT WAS EVERYBODY DOING
IN AUGUST?
WE WERE ON VACATION.
WE WERE DRUNK.
WE WERE TAN.
WE WEREN’T WATCHING
TELEVISION.
WE WEREN’T PAYING
ATTENTION TO WHAT
DEMOCRATS IN D.C. WERE
DOING, WE WERE WITH OUR
FAMILIES AND ENJOYING
LIFE-THREATENING.
>> I WAS IN MAXIMUM
SECURITY PRISON
INTERVIEWING SERIAL
KILLERS.
>> I WAS HERE AT THE
TABLE.
>> I WAS DOING CHARITY
WORK.
>> I WAS OFF ALL OF
AUGUST.
>> THEY GOT LUCKY WHEN
THEY CAUGHT A TREND THEY
HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH.
REMEMBER, THE MARKET
RALLIED IN AUGUST OFF THE
SUMMER, AND GAS PRICES
CAME DOWN OFF SUMMER
HIGHS.
ONCE PEOPLE GET BACK IN
SESSION IN SEPTEMBER,
DEMAND IS UP FOR GASOLINE.
THEY’RE GOING BACK TO WORK
AND WATCHING TV AND PAYING
ATTENTION.
AND GAS PRICES GO UP,
MORTGAGE RATES SKYROCKET.
PEOPLE START FOCUSING ON
FAILURES OF THE DEMOCRATS,
AND THAT’S WHEN THINGS GOT
BAD.
THE ELITES HAVE NEVER PAID
ANY ATTENTION TO
INFLATION, AND WHO’S THE
GUY, CHIEF OF STAFF, RON
KLAIN, HE GAVE IT AWAY
EARLY LAST YEAR WHEN HE
SAID INFLATION IS A HIGH
CLASS PROBLEM.
THEY’VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD
HOW MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASS
WORKERS HAVE TO DEAL WITH
HIGH PRICES.
THEY’VE BEEN COMPLETELY
DETACHED THE ENTIRE TIME
AND THEY’RE GOING TO PAY
FOR IT.
I ACTUALLY, AND I DON’T
LIKE NANCY PELOSI, I’M
WITH NANCY ON THIS.
YOU HAVE TO JUST CONTINUE
TO CLAIM YOU’RE GOING TO
WIN THIS THING, RIGHT?
THE GUY THAT LEAKED THIS
THING TO POLITICO THAT
SAYS IT IS NOT LOOKING TOO
GOOD FOR DEMOCRATS, WE
PEAKED EARLY, HE SHOULD BE
BROUGHT OUTSIDE AND SHOT
BECAUSE THAT’S OFF
MESSAGE.
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON
MESSAGE.
REMEMBER DONALD TRUMP WAS
LIKE IT WILL BE A RED
WAVE.
YOU HAVE TO GO IN TO KEEP
THE TROOPS MOTIVATED, SO I
UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S
SAYING.
PIERS, YOU AND I DON’T
AGREE ON MUCH, ESPECIALLY
WITH WEAPONS, BUT A MAN
SHOULD NEVER LOOK AN ICE
CREAM --
>> NEVER.
IT IS LIKE TALKING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS BEFORE DECEMBER.
IT SHOULD BE A CRIMINAL
OFFENSE.
>> LOCK THEM UP.
THAT’S WHAT I SAY.
FINALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT A
REAL HIGH CLASS PROBLEM