Geoff: So, I made a new - I am obsessed with making maps in GTA these days -
Jack: Yeah, you are!
Geoff: And so I made a new one called Hilltop Hijinx
And so this is a - because Gavin said we shouldn't do races as 'things to do's
Uhh, I made another one - this is a race
it's a 'things to do'
let's go!
Oh! Everybody be sure to use your custom Blazer from the 'I'm not a hipster' update.
Jack: You got it.
Gavin: Would you say Geoff, that you are in fact not a hipster?
Geoff: Me? I'm not an anything.
Gavin: You're a hipster. / Jack: You are a hipster.
Jack: Look at that moustache dude, come on man.
Geoff: Custom Bifta? No
Custom Blazer
Ryan: So would you say that, you're not a hipster, but your wife is trying to make you a hipster?
Geoff: No!
Ryan: No? / Jack: Oh, you can bet $10000 now?!
Ryan: Yeah, the cap's been raised
Geoff: What is the cap again?
Ryan: Uh, $10,000 I'm betting. / Ray: Oh, yeah, I'll bet $10,000.
Geoff: Oh, wow.
*Crosstalk*
Geoff: My Gents shirt is fucking gone still.
Jack: It's weird, like - on our screen it's just - oh yours is just a white shirt now
Geoff: Yeah, mine's just a white shirt now
Gavin: I'm wearing it
Huhuhh!
Jack: No, you're not.
Geoff: In the game - in the multiplayer game I had her walking around, once we go into this race...
Gavin: UH!
Jack: Ryan doesn't have lips.
Geoff: I got my moustache though.
Ryan: I got lips!
They're behind the mask.
Ray: (sarcastically) Gavin, why don't you close your mouth?
Geoff: Oh, Gavin your mouth's closed finally, that's the first time i've ever seen it closed
Jack: Nah it's still open. / Ryan: It's still open.
Gavin: Set myself to, normal
Geoff: Jack, you look like an idiot
Jack: Thank you.
Ray: When's King Gavin coming out?
Jack: That's my aviator costume.
Ryan: You're very steampunk.
Geoff: Yeah, we should probably film King Gavin at some point.
Ray: No, we shouldn't.
Jack: Never.
Gavin: We gotta wait for - episode 200 - Aww man - the loud one to come back
Ryan: I spawned on a curve!
Geoff: We gotta wait for the what one?
Gavin: The loud one to come back...
Ray: The 'F' word guy.
Geoff: Oh yeah, the, er...
Gavin: Upside-down lad.
Geoff: Rage Quit guy.
Jack: Alright, Geoff.
Geoff: Alright everybody, good luck!
Jack: I should've bet on Geoff, dammit!
Ryan: What are we doing?
Geoff: It's a GTA race.
Gavin: Why am I pointing towards the ocean?
Ryan: We're on the bottom of a hill.
Drive! Stupid curve!
Hello there! Is it a GTA race or not?
Geoff: Yeah. Yes it's a GTA race.
Jack: Bitchin' dog food shirt unlocked
Ray: I just unlocked the shirt
Jack: Oh shit / Gavin: Uh-oh
OH!
Geoff: What happened, what's wrong boys?
Gavin: There's a bloody barrier there!
Ray: OW! Why?!
Gavin: Oh my god I just saw Ryan punch Ray to death
Jack: God dammit!
And Geoff just -
Geoff just won
Thank you Ryan
Geoff: This race has got a long way to go
Gavin: Yeah, this is a long map...
I mean, I don't know this map!
Geoff: Gavin play tested it for me
Ray: Oh!
Geoff: Well I don't see you guys...
where are you guys?
Ray: We all got hit on the same obstacle in the beginning
Jack: Yeah, we all fell down and then Ryan murdered us all
Ray: You're ahead by like, an hour
Geoff: You all fall down?
Ryan: Yeah, I'm in last place
Gavin: Oh God! Oh God!
Ryan: My murdering ways didn't pay off
Geoff: You guys are gonna want to use the map, probably...
Cause it's gonna-
Gavin: Did I miss one again?
Geoff: It's a very vertical, up and down map so it's kinda hard to see the checkpoints
Jack: Damnit!
Climb the mountain!
Geoff: I gotta say though, making fuckin' -
OOOH!
OH!
Jack: That was cool
Ryan: Who's going backwards?
Gavin: I missed a checkpoint
Jack: I had to go back to hit a checkpoint
Gavin: Yep, me too
Ryan: Uh-oh
Trees! Not trees! Bush!
More trees!
Jack: I thought I had a rocket
Geoff: The trees 'll get ya
Gavin: Someone's rolling
Jack: God, that's me -
Geoff: You're about as- / Jack: - sliding down the hill.
Geoff: You're about as sturdy as a fuckin' piece of paper on this thing too
Ryan: No! I boosted right into a tree
Ha! Ow! Gavin!
Geoff: I missed my checkpoint
Alright then, I got it
Gavin: I had an incident with Ryan's body
Ryan: You did.
Gavin: I'm going so slow
And I missed the boost
Geoff: Save your boosts!
Jack: Don't worry, I got-
Aaah, son of a bitch!
God
Ugh
Geoff: Oh my Lord!
Ray: Shit, I just rolled off, what an idiot!
Gavin: Oh, bye Ray
Ryan: Turn around, turn around
Gavin: No! Ray!
Jack: Where the hell am I going?
Geoff: How's it going over there boys?
Jack: Excuse me! / Ray: Ah!
Ryan: I can't get up the hi-hill
Geoff: Use a boost
Ryan: I don't have one!
Geoff: Well you should have thought of that
Gavin: Booost! Oh God!
Ryan: I haven't played this map before, how would I do that?
*noises- ooohhhhh*
pays to think ahead right