FOLKS, MY NEXT GUESTS ARE THE CAST OF THE EMMY AWARD WINNING
SHOW "QUEER EYE."
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
( CHEERING ) >> IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
YEAH!
HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
COME, COME, COME!
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!
WE GOT YOU A CAKE AND IT HAS SLOTHS ON IT.
WHERE WOULD YOU BE GOING NOW?
>> WORK.
YOU'RE GAY, HONEY, HOOKY!
HANGING WITH FIVE GAY GUYS.
THE BEST YOU CAN DO.
>> Stephen: ANTONI POROSKI, BOBBY BERK, JONATHAN VAN NESS,
AND TAN FRANCE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING US.
>> Stephen: A LOT OF EXCITEMENT IS BUILDING TODAY.
I WISH I HAD AS MUCH FUN DOING ANYTHING AS YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE HAVING ON EVERY SHOW THAT YOU'RE IN.
>> WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN ON OUR SHOW TOO MUCH FUN.
>> WE NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE WRANGLING US TO SLOW US DOWN.
>> WE WERE DRINKING COFFEE WE DIDN'T REALIZE WAS CONCENTRATED.
>> YOU HAVE TO ADD WATER.
DIDN'T READ THAT!
I FEEL LIKE WE CRY OUR FAIR SHARE AMOUNT, TOO, THOUGH.
>> YOU, TOO.
WE CRY.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU MAKE IT LOOK FUN.
>> Stephen: KAMARO COULD NOT BE HERE BUT I MET HIM, THE FIRST
OF ANY OF YOU I MET, AND HE COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY BEARD AT
THE EMMYS LAST FALL SO HE'S MY FAVORITE.
YOU'RE ALL PLAYING CATCH-UP AT THIS POINT.
>> HE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU SHAVED IT OFF.
( LAUGHTER ) >> STILL YOUR FAVORITE?
>> Stephen: DEAD TO ME NOW!
( LAUGHTER ) SO FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU GUYS ALL JUST WON A GLAD AWARD LAST WEEK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> AND SO DID M MICHELLE QUAN,
APPARENTLY, AS WELL.
>> JOHNATHAN, YOU USUALLY DO GROOMING BUT YOU BRANCHED OUT TO
FASHION FOR MICHELLE.
>> THAT IS THE MOST PRIDEFUL MOMENT OF MY WHOLE LIFE.
MICHELLE QUAN WAS OUR DATE AND WE WON A GLAD AWARD.
LIKE, WHAT IS MY LIFE?
>> IT'S A HAPPY CRY.
BUT HERE'S THE THING -- >> Stephen: WOW, YOU RECOVERED
FROM THAT REALLY QUICKLY JUST NOW.
>> DID I BRANCH OUT INTO TENSE?
YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
DO YOU APPROVE?
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED?
MICHELLE AFTER A LONG AND STORIED FIGURE SKATER CAREER,
THE MOST DECORATED AMERICAN FIGURE SKATER OF ALL TIME --
( APPLAUSE ) -- THOUGHT SHE WAS DONE WITH
SEQUINS, AND I WAS, LIKE, OR HAVE YOU JUST BEGUN?
AND THE CHOICE IS THE LATTER, WHO KNEW?
>> SO YOU DRESSED HER IN THIS?
HIS SHIRT.
>> Stephen: AND SHE WORE IT?
TECHNICALLY, IF THIS WAS HIGH SCHOOL YOU GUYS WOULD BE GOING
STEADY RIGHT NOW.
>> I AM EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL SO WE WOULD FEEL VERY --
>> Stephen: YOU ARE COOL, TAN.
LOOK AT THAT HAIR.
I WISH I HAD THAT LOFT.
SIT NATURAL OR ENHANCED?
>> IT'S NATURAL.
COMPLETELY NATURAL.
>> Stephen: CAN I TOUCH IT?
YOU MAY, YOU MAY.
TOUCH IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE A YORKIE.
FANTASTIC.
IT'S LIKE MY FINGERS WERE RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD OF
WHEAT.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT THE PRETTIEST WHEAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
>> Stephen: WANT TO TRY IT?
WE STARTED DOING "QUEER EYE" AND NOW --
>> Stephen:.
YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR INSTAGRAMS RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT SOME OF THESE GRAM SHOTS RIGHT THERE.
>> HUH-OH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S SEXY.
BOBBOBBY, ME, OH, MY!
>> Stephen: MANY DESCRIBED THESE AS THIRST TRAP.
>> OH.
>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'VE SEEN YOUR INSTAGRAM.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT'S A THIRST
TRAP?
>> PEOPLE ARE THIRSTY FOR CONTACT, AND, SO, YOU HAVE TO
PROVIDE THEM A DRINK OF WATER.
>> I FEEL IT'S THIRST INDUCING.
IT'S A PHOTO THAT YOU SEE THAT MAKES YOUR MOUTH DRY UP AND YOU
NEED A GLASS OF WATER.
>> OKAY.
I'M OFTEN WRONG ABOUT THINGS.
HE'S LYING.
THAT IS NOT WHAT IT IS.
>> BOBBY, CAN WE REALLY -- BECAUSE I THINK WE GET A LOT OF,
YOU KNOW, DO YOU GET A LOT OF CREDIT?
SURE.
DO I GET CREDIT FOR MY SUBTLE ANGLES?
OF COURSE.
BUT BOBBY, THIS IS AN UNSPOKEN, LOOK AT THIS, HONEY, HE'S GIVING
ANGLES, LEGS, THERE'S A DEMURE CALLING TO THIS PICTURE.
>> WOW!
>> Stephen: I NEED YOU TO PASS JUDGMENT.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
AM I WORKING IT?
>> YEAH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I AM SUDDENLY SO THIRSTY!
LOOK AT THOSE CALVES!
DID YOU JUST NEED THAT EXTRA BIT OF VALIDATION?
>> Stephen: THIS IS FOR "INSTYLE" MAGAZINE, AND I SAID,
WE HAVE TO MAKE IT SEXY, BUT I HAVE TO STAY IN A SUIT.
>> AND I KNOW HOW.
>> Stephen: SO THEY CUT YOU HAVE THE ARMS AND THE LEGS OF
THE SUIT, AND I JUST WORKED IT.
>> WHERE I COME FROM IN THE MIDWEST, THAT'S JUST A NORMAL
SUIT.
>> Stephen: WHERE IN THE MIDWEST ARE YOU FROM?
>> MISSOURI.
>> Stephen: MISSOURI, OKAY.
THE SHOW ME STATE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE CAST OF "QUEER EYE."
STICK AROUND.