Unbelievable, Jeff!
I've been doing football punditry since 1998,
just after I got the sack from Stoke City.
And how did that come about?
I had some bad results, that's how I got the sack!
We've had some quite complicated songs.
If you went out there, you'd sing Happy Birthday, or something.
When I'm doing the punditry, obviously, I get caught
up in the moment, and if situations happen, sometimes
I miss 'em!
There's been a red card!
I don't know, Jeff, has there?
I must have missed that.
A red card?
The great thing is, you both look fabulous.
The bad news is, you sound absolutely terrible!
The song I'm singing tonight is a ballad,
so I hope I can do it justice.
Of course, it's a risk, singing a love song.
As long as they enjoy it, que sera?
And I'm not singing que sera, by the way, whatever
will be will be.
Here comes the next celebrity act of the night.
CHEERING
Oh! It's Chris Kamara!
Hi, everybody, I'm Kammy.
CHEERING
And I'm going to sing a song from my hero, tonight,
I hope you enjoy it and I hope I do it justice.
His hero?
Oh, I didn't know Bobby Charlton did songs.
# It's a little bit funny... #
Oh!
# This feeling inside
# I'm not one of those who can... #
He's a bit wooden, isn't he? # ..Easily hide
# I don't have much money
# But, boy, if I did
# I'd buy a big house where
# We all could live
# If I was a sculptor
# But then again, no
# Or a man who makes potions
# In the travelling show
# I know it's not much
# But it's the best I can do... #
He's not bad!
# My gift is my song
# And this one's for you
# And you can tell everybody
# That this is your song
# It may be quite simple
# But now that it's done
# I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
# That I put down in words
# How wonderful life is
# While you're in the world. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Chris, you scored 78, you go into second spot.
Yay!
Did you enjoy that? I loved it. My...
My mouth went dry, when I came out, which was...
unusual, for me, that, you know.
Yeah, we all know, you're famous for your wet mouth.
Ged, you were up singing along, absolutely loving it.
The singing started off a little bit karaoke-ish.
Kam-aoke, it's called. Kam-aoke!
CHEERING
You're always laughing, and you bring that out with you,
and I just couldn't help but press my button
and get up for you, well done. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Geri, you loved it.
Kami, you've reminded all of us what this show is about,
it's about whether you can connect,
and there's lots of ways that you can connect.
Music's like a memory.
For example, Elton John, Your Song, that for me is my wedding song.
That's it! I want to kiss the bride.
You deserve 78, well done.
Cool, thank you very much, Geri. Thank you very much.
I'm going to shuffle down... Our real-life couple, Lisa and Gee,
the Ultimate Party Duo is the band name. Gee?
Mate, your performance was fantastic,
but I have to judge it on your vocals.
They were awfully tight, and for me,
it just kind of bumbled along
without ever really smoothing out and opening up.
But I enjoyed it, don't get me wrong.
BOOING
Anything you want to say to that, Kami?
Well, my wife always says I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
Including hers!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE