>> Look at that, wow.
>> Good to see you.
>> How are you?
>> Good to see you guys.
>> I did dress for you.
>> I like that outfit, very
sharp, yes.
>> This morning when you got up
what part of you said, no denim
on denim for today?
>> Oh, I don't know.
I just wore -- I have a t-shirt
on, it was hot driving over
here.
As you saw, my car has no air
condition conditioning.
>> No, it does not.
>> I carried the jacket.
I guess I should have worn
denim, had I known.
>> I hope you liked it.
>> I do like it, looks good.
>> Thank you.
You can't just drive that over
here.
>> Well, this is still America.
You can, yeah.
Yeah.
>> Yeah, I can do what I want to
do.
>> You on the highway, what does
that look like?
Are people honking?
>> That doesn't go on the
freeway?
>> That goes on the freeway.
>> Yes, it's a car, why would --
>> It looks like the car went
through two world wars.
>> It might go 40 miles an hour.
>> Well -- 45 miles an hour.
>> When was last time you went
more than 40 on the 405 freeway?
>> True.
>> I have a 1909 baker electric
car which the top speed's about
23 miles an hour.
What I used to do is every
morning when I drive to NBC from
my house I would pray for
traffic on the 101 because I was
only going three exits.
When it was bumper to bumper I'd
get up, everybody else is going
22 miles an hour.
Everybody else is all mad.
But I'm flat out.
>> Right.
>> You know?
So I'm cruising along.
>> Laying into this thing.
>> 1909 electric car and get
right off again, it was great.
>> How many cars do you own?
>> It's about 188 cars.
>> Why do you wince when you
say --
>> I don't wince, other people
wince.
How many pairs of shoes do you
have?
I rest my case, thank you very
much, thank you.
Pretty much ends of conversation
right there.
>> My question was going to be
not about the cars but do you
ever let your beautiful wife
Mavis, does she ever drive --
>> No.
>> Never?
>> No.
>> Come on.
>> First of all -- my wife would
not want to drive a 1911 fire
truck, okay?
I have the kind of cars -- it's
not really those kind of cars.
Antique, unusual, bizarre.
She enjoys riding -- you see,
she learns a little bit about
cars, I learn a little bit about
the bronte sisters, and it works
out okay.
See, I think opposites attract.
I hate when I go to car shows,
you see husbands and wives have
matching mustang shirts.
Really annoying.
My wife and I go for a ride, I
can tell her, oh, I love this
car.
She likes English literature.
Dickens.
Okay, when I go to places I can
talk -- you know.
>> I love it.
>> It works out great.
It's been working well for 40
years.
>> Should show back for another
season.
Are correct me if I'm wrong,
maybe you were the O.G. Dominic
the car?
>> You're the first comedian to
really love cars?
>> You know, with a television
show about it?
>> I don't know.
>> No shade to anybody else out
there.
>> I don't know.
Well, no -- I've been doing my
show since 2006.
"Comedians in cars."
The car is featured in the
beginning then Jerry talks about
comedy.
Mine is more about the cars.
There's two shows.
"Jay Leno's garage" which is
more technical, then "Jay Leno
garage" which has celebrities.
There's always a theme.
My first car or whatever it
might be.
The fastest, the slowest, the
toughest.
>> Yours is a better show?
>> No, a different show.
Different show.
Jerry and I are friends.
Jerry got nominated for the show
I was on and vice versa.
>> What did he put you in?
>> Jerry's big Porsche collector
so it was an old Porsche.
>> That's a compliment.
That would be a 2002 BMW.
The square ones.
>> 2002 bhw?
>> Look at you.
>> You should see her
convertible now.
>> Huh?
>> You should see her
convertible now.
>> Jay --
>> I'd like to see that top go
down.
You can't do those anymore.
>> You can't do it anymore.
>> You can't do those kind of
jokes anymore I'll te you that
right now.
You can't do that, no, no.
You can't do that stuff anymore.
>> Have you seen Dave
Chappelle's new comedy special?
I have.
>> What do you think about
comics today?
I do feel like --
>> If it's funny, all bets are
off.
>> Yeah.
>> The only time anybody's ever
really offended is when it's not
funny.
>> I agree.
>> Or when it's centered in a
maliciousness.
>> Well, no, just -- no.
Not funny.
I mean, that's really the
only -- I remember years ago,
god, this predates everything.
There was a skier named spider
savage, somebody got shot,
"Saturday night live" did a
sketch, Bill Murray, he was a
sports commentator.
They made it so everybody that
came down the hill, when they
fell, a gunshot as if they'd
been shot, as if spider savage
was shooting people, hugely bad
taste but it was so funny.
No, it was really -- it really
worked.
>> It's funny.
>> Chappelle is really funny.
I mean, some people can get away
with it and some can't.
>> I thought it was genius.
Eddie Murphy coming back to
standup.
>> I think it's great.
I love standup.
I hate it when comics leave to
become actors because standup is
where it started.
But that's going to be tough
when you haven't worked for a
while.
Comedy's not like music.
Music you can take a year off
and come up with an album you
worked on in your basement but
you can't tell jokes into a
myrrh -- you really need to be
out.
You try each joke.
You know, seinfeld and I have
this discussion all the time.
If you come up with one minute a
week, I mean, that's really
funny, one new minute, that's
huge.
That's big.
Then you can just add that on,
add that on.
End of the month, oh, you've got
four, five new minutes.
>> You were talking about
comedians who move on to become
actors.
And we saw the beginning of the
start of this season with Kevin
hart.
He's had that really bad car
>> Right, right.
>> You guys close.
Have you had an opportunity to
talk to him?
>> No, I called the hospital and
left a message.
He's inundated right now.
It's fine.
You know.
>> He's surrounded by a lot of
love.
>> Yeah, yeah.
I love Kevin.
Very funny guy.
And a natural comic.
Just talking -- he's funny.
It's not something you have to
work on, you ask me this, I'll
ask you this.
We were just riffing.
I was trying to one-up him.
Heed a Ford bronco, I had this
hugely giant offroad vehicle
called a sharp.
He Brode up in a bronco, my wife
has one of those, she goes to
book club in it.
We were ad libbing, it was
pretty good.
>> All I see is Kevin's head