- The first thing a man needs is
honor and respect.
The second thing, sex.
- Hey, gorgeous. - What's wrong?
- Mommy has an owie right here and right here.
That's okay, but I feel much better.
- Who you are today is simply a representation
of all of the things you've been through.
- The woman that I have the most problems with, Mariah.
She kind of reminds me of my sister.
- Have you heard from Gregory?
- I just said, you know, we'll be in contact
via the attorneys during the divorce process.
- Right.
- A couple of days ago, I filed for divorce,
packed my bags, and found myself a new residence.
- Everything is about you.
- But they're saying they want to hear from me!
♪ Now paging Dr. Jackie ♪
♪ Dr. Simone ♪
♪ Dr. Heavenly ♪
♪ Dr. Contessa ♪
♪ Toya ♪
♪ Quad ♪
♪ Mariah ♪
♪ It's about that time that I flash my wealth ♪
♪ I don't want to be no one else ♪
- Avery, please stop.
- Can I write my name right here?
- No, finish your homework please.
So, it's gonna be "ship"
- Ship.
- P. - P.
- Very good, look at you spelling.
- Owe! - Sorry.
♪ I just want to be me when I walk inside the club ♪
♪ they give me bottles for free ♪
- Y'all got some sardines in here?
- Yes, we do.
- Oh, these are the high class sardines?
- Yes.
- She speaks French? - She does.
- She's what, 25 dollars a can?
- She's not 25. - Ten dollars a can?
- Yeah, I was about to say a good nine or ten.
♪ It's about that time that I flash my wealth ♪
- Good doggy.
- What are you doing to him?
- I'm washing his hair.
All right, come on, let's put him in here.
- What are you-- mommy!
Hold him!
- Alaura, see how you do the dog?
- I didn't do that! - Go get him.
♪ It's about that time that I flash my wealth ♪
♪ I don't want to be no one else ♪
♪ It's about that time that I flash my wealth ♪
♪ I don't want to be no one else ♪
- Jackie!
What's up, Jack Jack?
- You know what? - What?
- I'm glad my staff is gone early today.
You come through here screaming like that.
- They love me. Don't play.
- Girl, come on in.
- This is my favorite.
- I got you, girl. I got you.
The beauty of it all is I got you eating salads now.
Bam.
- I could've sworn I asked for a sandwich.
- Listen, you know how much sugar's in that tea?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
I don't want to hear none of that sh-- today.
Okay? You don't know what state of mind I'm in.
You don't know!
Just let me have my sugar, sugar.
Sugar makes me sweet.
You don't leave me alone, girl,
I'm gon' bitch up on you.
- So, Dr. Jarrett's housewarming?
- Her party was really nice.
I was glad to see Quad.
- Mm-hmm.
- She had a moment where she was gonna share
and Mariah kind of interrupted that moment.
- Shut it down.
Didn't interrupt, shut it down.
- Yeah, she shut it down.
- I am the rock in my family.
A lot of things that I've been through--
- All of us are the rocks in our family.
- I'm just telling my story.
- But I think you're missing the point.
- I was really about to open all the way up
to you, but you interrupted that.
- I hope Quad eventually sees that nobody wants
to see divorced if she doesn't want that.
And we're not gonna pick a side.
And we're there.
And that's why I sat, watching the group
at Dr. Jarrett's party and thought
"Let's have a slumber party."
How do we reconnect?
- We need to have a cute little slumber party.
- Jackie, why don't you plan it?
- If you coming to the slumber party,
bring some onesies.
- Don't bring your nasty corset.
- I want Quad to know we're here for her.
- Mm-hmm.
- She might not like everything we're gonna say,
'cause you gotta own your part.
- You gotta own your part.
- So, how's Cecil?
- He's doing good.
- Okay.
- We had sex.
- Hallelujah!
This is the parting of the Red Sea,
a miracle, honey!
She needed that 'cause she was grouchy as heck.
- And I had all this drama in my head,
like I wasn't gonna be able to be wet.
Like I was gonna want to stop in the middle.
Girl, I was so thirsty.
Like, give me more! Give me more!
Desperate horny.
I definitely see a change in Cecil
and I am finally in a place where
I can have positive thoughts about sex.
Yeah, you could've called me "Desperate Housewife"
'cause I ain't had none in so long.
I was dropping hints that Cecil needs to go
ahead and approach me for sex.
And baby, he finally did.
- Let me tell you what I tell the patients.
You have to go in the house, I don't care
how tired you are, sometimes just go in the house,
take your coat off, and you just sit down like this
and you just start making it, you know?
- Huh?
- Yeah, just start doing it.
- Making it right straight when you come in?
- Yeah, get it done.
I was about to say get it over with.
Get it done!
- Um.
- Mm.
♪♪♪♪♪
- Sup, baby girl?
How you feeling?
- I feel like I'm in the hospital.
I can't get no rest, every two minutes
somebody comes in to check on me.
You're coming home from school!
Hey, give mommy kiss.
Hey!
Oh, mwah!
The kids have literally been back and forth in here.
One leaves and the other one comes.
They so sweet though.
If I could just please, just please
get one little nap, just tiny.
Oh my God, I think that would be wonderful
for my recovery.
Just can't get comfortable, it's weird.
It feels like pulling and tearing
and just that kind of pain.
And then occasionally, you'll feel this like searing--
Like you know how you burn yourself
and how your skin feels after you've burned yourself?
It feels like that.
- Do you need some medicine?
- You know what?
I haven't been trying to take any medicine.
- No, you're supposed to take
your medicine around the clock.
Doctors make the worst patients, I'm telling you.
- And I think I need to drain these.
- Look, you one day out, you should not be up.
And try to relax.
- But I can't take some medicine around
the clock because then the kids will come in and be like--
- Don't worry about the kids.
- --"Mommy why are you sleeping?"
- It don't matter.
Guess what?
You gonna need that Percocet I was talking about.
How about that?
- Just one.
- You want me to take care of those drains?
- Oh, yes.
I need you to take care of the drains.
- So, how are the twins doing?
Are they eagerly waiting to meet me?
- They are, but you don't want to see them right now.
Right now they look like I've been in a fight.