Muffins? Well, don't mind if I do.
[screaming]
Pretty horrific, wouldn't you say?
No, I wouldn't.
And none of it was your idea. Oh, I know sweet Freddie,
after all, whose name is on the show?
Carly. But that's not--
Your fault. Of course not. I agree.
Why wasn't it WeCarly?
We actually did discuss it, but apparently it tested poorly.
With who?
Carly.
It ain't called the "Weternet".
And isn't it true you had a deep,
unrequited love for Carly?
Hey, it was occasionally requited.
Like when I threw myself in front of a taco truck
to save her.
Sounds less like love and more like pity.
Well, if you're going to go off of how it sounds and looks
and is... then yes.
And now aren't you back where you started,
producing iCarly, doing her bidding,
even entering into a fake relationship?
All for... whose benefit?
Carly.
Oh, god. What has become of me?
No further questions, Your Honor.
Spencer, you got to do something.
Get Freddie back on our side.
Your Honor, permission to wrap the witness in warm hug.
Your Honor, I've got a slew of other witnesses,
all who will attest to Carly's horrific ways.
He got Guppy?
What bad things is he going to say about us?
He's sweet. Hi, Guppy.
Happy birthday.
H- Don't look at her, Mr. Gibson.
I called you here because you were witness
to the pain and suffering inflicted by Carly Shay
on your brother, Gibby.
Gibby!
Well, Gibby wanted to do those stunts
most of the time.
Ha! Most of the time, which means some of the time
he didn't want to do them.
Let the record show some of the time,
he didn't want to do 'em.
I liked it better when I just said, "Happy birthday".
Is it anyone's birthday?
Happy birthday.
I call to the stand model Bushwell tenant,
and just the cutest little angel you've ever seen,
Chuck Chambers.
No. No!
No. What's in the box?! What's in the box?!!
Tell us why you're here today.
To state that the Shay siblings are evil incarnate.
Carly played mind games with me when she was my tutor.
And Spencer... he locked me in a cage.
He squirted me with suspicious liquid.
And once... he threw a cupcake at me.
Liar! You did all that stuff to me!
Spencer, get it together.
He brought Chuck here to throw you off your game.
You're right. just breathe, Spencey.
Take a sip of water.
You wish it was water.
Come here, you little demon!
Order! Order! Stop that!
Get him outta here!
You don't want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
Avenge me, Carly!
Um... Your Excellency...
I hereby nominate myself to represent myself
Can I do that?
Only if you grab me one of those cupcakes.
So, what's your plan?
I have called up the one person
who hates Lewbert as much as we do.
I'm going to turn that doorman into a doormat.
Nailed it.
Lewbert was a horrible menace to everyone in the building.
He turned the Bushwell into the Bush hell.
Nailed it again, Benson.
Wow, Mrs. Benson,
thank you for that case-shattering testimony.
Lewbert, the witness is all yours.
Oh, she was once mine, wasn't she?
Hello, Marissa.
Seeing you almost makes me want to smile again.
But, sadly, I was robbed of that ability
by one Ms. Carly Shay.
Can it, Lewb. I'm not falling for it.
But I fell for you. You nursed me back to health
after Carly's exploding muffin basket attack.
You put cream on my... [gasping]
Oh, I can't even say it.
Your wart.
I can still smell your perfume.
And you never forget the scent of your first love.
Permission to kiss the witness.
Permission freaking granted.
Objection!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Mrs. Benson was our last hope.
We're screwed.
Your Honor, I no longer want to sue
Ms. Carly Shay for one million dollars.
Thank God, he's dropping the case.
Wrong again, Carlificent! I just want more.
I want the money and ownership of iCarly.
[gasping]
What? You can't take that from me.
But you can take as much of me as you want,
you greedy bastard.
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