- Do we think these stoners can resist
eating food from their favorite stoner TV shows?
- Probably not.
- Uh, hard no. - Probably not.
- These treats might make you feel
like you're living the high life.
- Oop!
(Jayse laughing)
- But be warned, the punishment is, uh, wet.
(both groaning)
- Just wet? - What is wet?
- It's wet?
- Altogether now, "Yes, we cannabis"!
- [Both] Yes, we cannabis!
- Nicole, you're a menace for this whole episode!
- Oh my God! - Yes, we cannabis?
- This month's churron flavor is ...
- Churrons. - But there is a limit.
- This is "Broad City"? - Yeah! (laughs)
- Yeah, this is such a great show.
- Oh, great, black licorice.
(JLe chuckling)
- I'm not a huge macaron girl.
- And churros? - Churrons.
- You know, hit or miss. - "Broad City"?
- Yes.
- Wait, how did you find my one weakness
when it comes to sweets?
- Wow, how dab!
- How dab?
(both laughing)
- How dab. - How dab!
- And your butt!
(both laughing)
- You just made my day.
Do you want one of these churrons?
- Sure.
Thanks so much.
- Later, line buddy!
(both laughing)
- Wow! - She gets so mad, I love it.
- (gasps) And she just throws it!
- She just chucks it. (laughs)
- Whoa. - Okay, these look wild.
- (gasps) No!
- [Nicole] We've waited in line with Abby from "Broad City"
at Dominique Däas Bakery for the hyped hybrid, Churrons,
the perfect mix between a churro and a macaron.
- My mouth is watery, like heavy flow.
But the problem is right now, ...
(Nicholas sighing)
I'm not like a churro guy.
- I love macarons!
(Jair laughing)
I love macarons!
- Jeannie, think about it. - No!
- The punishment is wet. - Is wet!
- Oh God, it smells so good!
- Oh my God, it smells so, so good.
- Why don't you just eat it, dog?
- Because it's a "Try Not To".
- Oh, wow.
- It's a churron! - Churron.
- When are we ever gonna try a churron?
- Churron-namo!
- Churron!
(buzzer buzzing)
(Jayse laughing)
- Churron-nay.
- Chur, chur, chur, chur, sharon-nay.
(laughs) I dunno!
(Nicholas laughing)
Yeah, like, I feel like I've eaten it at this point.
- Okay, I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say no,
I'm gonna say no!
- Wow!
- Take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away!
- I mean, Nicole, you know I'm saying no!
- I knew you were saying no. - Take it away!
(JLe moaning)
- Oh my God, what is that?
- Vanilla custard? - That was like ...
- What is that?
That's so good.
- It tastes so sweet and gooey and nice.
- Why are you holding them like a weapon?
Like, I feel like Jeannie's about to do some, like, ...
- Spark that up right quick.
(chuckles) We went two different modes!
(both laughing)
- I'm gonna pass. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna pass. - Hard pass.
- Ugh, no, we're gonna pass!
We're gonna, we're gonna pass aggressively!
- That was a really tough first one.
- Oh yeah, you're supposed to not ...
- I'm not supposed to eat it! - Jeez!
- This is JLe's first "Try Not To Eat"!
What are you doing to her?
- This is you!
- Yeah, that's my bad! - You convinced me!
- That is my bad.
- Did you go to the parking lot with Jayse?
- No, dude!
- I'm clean! - I'm clean! (laughs)
- I haven't smoked in, like, 20 minutes.
(both laughing)
- I have a question, Snoop.
Everyone likes to get their freak on, right?
- (gasps) Yes, Snoop Dog and Martha!
- Martha and Snoop, love it!
- This is such a funny idea,
and I love that this happened.
- This very sexy tidbit that said if you like
to get your freak on, ...
(Nicholas laughing)
- That's right, Martha! - Dude!
- Martha's got that dirty side to her, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah!
People who don't eat grilled cheese have less sex ...
- She can cook ...
Oh, grilled cheese!
- No way! - She just made that up!
- Yeah, no way! - Martha!
- Can we? (chuckles)
- (gasps) She got Bloody Mary right in front of us!
- Oh boy!
- Like, the bacon?
- Martha Stewart says a good grilled cheese
will get your what?
- What?
- Will get our, uh ...
- Get your body moving?
- It'll wet your whistle.
- It will get you ready for the sack.
(both laughing)
- Get your freak on!
- Oh! - Oh, get your freak on!
- [Both] Get your freak on! (laughs)
- Missy Elliot!
- Freak on!
- [Both] Get your freak on!
- [Nicole] So we've made a beautiful grilled cheese
paired with Bloody Marys.
It'll be worthy of being served
at Martha and Snoop's potluck dinner.
- I don't know about this, Keith.
I hear what you're saying and I appreciate ...
- Well, you don't wanna be my friend!
- Aw, dude, don't play the friend card!
- Jeannie! - Okay!
- (laughs) Go, Jeannie! - Uh-huh!
- Go, Jeannie! - Mmm-hmm!
- I'm trying the Bloody Mary first.
(buzzer buzzing)
(Jeannie moaning)
- If you eat the bacon, I'll eat the bacon too.
- But here's the problem is that I'm lactose intolerant
so the cheese doesn't entice me.
- (groans) Okay.
(buzzer buzzing)
(both munching)
(buzzer buzzing)
(moans) Wow!
- It's fine, I know where you lie.
I'm just gonna eat it. (munches)
(buzzer buzzing)
- How is it? - I wish this was more.
- This is so good together.
- Wait, hold on. - This combination is divine!
- Well, think about it!
Grilled cheese and tomato soup!
- Oh my God!
- There's bacon jam and Gruyère.
- (gasps) Mmm! (slurps)
(Nicole laughing)
- Dude, you gotta try the bacon jam!
Have you ever had bacon jam?
- No.
- This is why you should try it!
- Cheers to your first Bloody Mary!
- Cheers!
- Yeah! - Woo!
(glasses clinking)
- Mmm, mmm-hmm! - Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm! - Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
- Yes.
- Hear Mary screaming my name.
It's like, "Nicholas, Nicholas!"
- But there's no cheese in it! - I wanna drink it.
- I wanna say hello, I wanna get to know it.
- I gotta get the olive!
- [Nicole] Oh!
- This was honestly the toughest round for me.
- Do you want that?
Can I have his food?
- [Nicole] Yes.
- I don't want the celery.
You can keep the celery, bro.
- Thanks.
- You'll see what's about to happen.
- You know what, bring it.
Just bring it.
- Normally, I'd like to just not think about it
until at least video four
and Nicole has made sure that that's not an option today.
- [Videographer] Let's see what
the alleged parental unit say.
- Oh, yes, yes.
That's Shane.
This is, uh, "Weeds".
- Okay, okay. - Nancy there.
- That's her husband who passed away.
- Dude, whoa!
You know, I didn't realize that was her husband.
That's the guy from "Grey's Anatomy" or "Walking Dead"?
Both, yeah!
- [Videographer] Will you make me pizza eggs?
- Pizza eggs?
- Excuse me? - Oh my God.
- Pizza eggs? - Pizza eggs, yes.
- Pizza eggs?
Pizza eggs!
- That sounds ridiculous,
but at this point, I'm just gonna eat it.
- Because I'm feeling a little bit peckish myself
and your mother's ...
- [Both] Feeling a little peckish.
- Me too.
- And I love you.
- Whoa! - Damn, that looks good!
- That looks so good! - Yo!
- I don't know why.
- [JLe] We have to not try to eat it, right?
- [Nicole] From "Weeds", all we've ever wanted
since the very beginning were Judah's pizza eggs
he made for Shane on his 10th birthday.
And trust me, these are incredible.
- That sucks, man.
You can't eat (beep).
- What I wanna get the grilled cheese we had ...
- (gasps) Pair it! (groans) - And dip it in there.
- This is how stoners, this is how stoners think!
- (laughs) This is how stoners think!
This is how it (beep) happens!
- It's like in a pizookie pan.
- Look at this little pizza egg guy.
- [JLe] It's so cute!
- You just tease me at this point.
Like, you put bacon inside of the, uh ...
(buzzer buzzing)
What the hell is that called?
- That pull though was sexy. (laughs)
- Whoa!
- I'm feeling it! - That was so hot!
- I can also pass on this one.
- I think I can pass on this one.
- How are you passing on pizza eggs?
- I had pizza last night and I had eggs this morning.
- Aw, dang!
- Okay, I think I've got the perfect bite.
I, I truly do.
- All right, let's do it. - Let's go.
(buzzer buzzing)
- Mmm-hmm!
- You're not missing (beep).
I'll just take yours home with me though.
- I feel like I'm getting bamboozled a little bit.
- She's giving it to us, she's giving it to us.
Oh my God, even better!
- Even better! - Oh my God, oh my God!
- This is so much better now. - Oh my God!
- This is so much better! - So much better!
- I just, mmm-hmm!
- Okay, we're getting that there.
(fork clattering)
(Nicholas laughing)
- Just get it in there.
Get it in there!
- Wow.
(Jair munching)
- Oh my God.
(Jeannie moaning)
- One less punishment.
- You know, like ... - Smart.
- Not, not overdo it. (laughs)
- Yeah.
Yeah, it's gonna get wet, so ...
- It's gonna get real wet.
- You can't be mad at anybody else for you not eating.
- I'm not mad, just disappointed.
- You seem like you got an attitude.
What are you mad at, who are you mad at?
Are you mad at yourself or are you mad at me?
Let me know right now.
- We'll pack these up for you to go.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Okay, well, now I'm mad at Nicole for rubbing it in.
(both laughing)
- Here we go.
- "Atlanta". - (gasps) Yes, "Atlanta"!
- Oh, the lemon pepper wet!
(JLe gasping)
Oh, we don't even do that!
- The sauce! - Okay.
- It's got the sauce. - Okay.
- These got the sauce ... - Lemon pepper!
- Wet!
- Lemon pepper wet?
- Lemon pepper ...
We were just talking about lemon pepper wings.
- Ooh! - Look it, they glow!
- The glow!
- I don't think you understand how revolutionary this is,
so I'm gonna have to explain after.
- Please explain.
- Ooh! - Hey, yo!
- I put a bunch of that blue cheese ...
- My mouth, my mouth, my mouth's watering all over again.
- Lemon pepper traditionally is a dry wing.
- Mmm!
- It's a seasoning. - Yeah.
- It's a seasoning.
(Jeannie gasping)
So to get a lemon pepper wet!
- Oh, that's new! - It's like a sauce!
- Oh, hell yeah!
Oh my God!
- It's so hard to pass up on chicken!
- [Nicole] From FX's "Atlanta",
we've got some lemon pepper wet from J.R. Crickets.
Crispy and savory wings are slathered in
an intoxicating mix of tangy buffalo
with lemony zest and ground pepper.
- I love smelling my food. - I love smelling!
- It's like, I gotta eat it with my nose!
- My nose!
My nose knows!
(buzzer buzzing)
- (munches) Yep.
- This is incredible.
(buzzer buzzing)
There is a God somewhere, and I believe he's in these wings.
- Does it still count?
(chuckles) I don't care.
(buzzer buzzing)
(both crunching)
(both moaning)
- That crunch is so satisfying.
- Mmm-hmm!
- Moist, juicy.
- The flavors are just so ...
- Citrusy.
- Balanced.
- Spicy.
- Just don't get any nose sweat on them.
- It's just nose hair.
- Okay, that's cool.
- I like it wet. - But yeah, we like it wet.
- But not the punishment!
I don't know about the punishment.
We like the chicken ones.
- [Nicole] Can you do the trick?
(JLe gasping)
(both munching)
- Mmm!
- J.R. Crickets is a real restaurant in Atlanta.
They didn't have lemon pepper wet on their menu.
Steven Glover, who's Donald's brother
and also the screenwriter on the show,
"We just thought it'd be funny to see
somebody get hooked up at J.R. Crickets
by getting that option that isn't really available."
- Damn.
- They actually had it on their menu,
but it was called Festers and it was named
after a line cook who didn't like the seasoning.
- Oh, really? - Oh, wow.
- Just to troll 'em.
- [Nicole] Just to troll 'em.
- Wow.
- I'm a ranch girl, so ...
- I am a ranch girly, too.
- I gotta ... - Chicken and ranch?
- Chicken and ranch is the best.
- I got sauce all over me, don't I?
- [Nicole] You do.
- Oh, no, we're already to five?
- [Nicole] You ready?
- Punishment is rapidly approaching.
Enjoy that while it lasts.
- Oh my God!
Wait a minute!
This is blue cheese? (laughs)
- [Nicole] Yeah.
- It's not even ranch! (laughs)
- Oh my God!
- It's been blue cheese the whole time.
- If you don't want them, I'll take them off your hands.
- You can take, ...
You, you can, you can have 'em begrudgingly.
- Oh, is it the cake?
- That fridge is not looking right.
- Oh my gosh!
The bacon?
(Jair laughing)
Oh my God, this is so funny!
- It's when he first got high? - Didn't get picked up.
- Yes.
(JLe laughing)
The security guard when he first gets high for the ...
- Yes, yes! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And he was like, "I'm not gonna do it!"
- Dun-nuh-nuh!
- It's a food war, it's a food fight!
- 'Cause this is what happens every time I open my fridge.
(both chuckling)
- Man, pot is fun!
(both laughing)
- Yes, sir! - Yes, it is.
- Oh my God!
Oh my gosh!
- So cute! - What?
- What is with the bacon?
You're killing me!
- [Nicole] And finally, from "Disjointed", pot is fun
and we've got some war-torn bacon and eggs,
and a rich and delicious chocolate cake.
(Jeannie mimicking exploding noises)
- (laughs) You want war?
You know what, we have to retaliate!
(both laughing)
Say hello to my little friend!
(both yelling)
(both mimicking guns blasting)
(Keith munching)
(buzzer buzzing)
- You went for the egg out of everything, Keith?
You went for the egg? (laughs)
- Uh-huh.
(buzzer buzzing)
- I'm bloodied by war.
Ahh!
(JLe laughing)
(JLe gasping)
Resist the bacon!
- And not have bacon ... - (gasps) Wait, wait!
- You ate that whole bacon yourself?
- Oh. - You didn't even wanna share?
- I thought there was more at the bottom.
- Bro!
- Have some of that.
(buzzer buzzing)
(JLe gasping)
(JLe laughing)
- You're also the only person who has not actually
played with their food.
You just went right in to eat it.
- Oh yeah, I don't like to play games.
- Okay! - Okay.
- Mmm. - Mmm-hmm!
(buzzer buzzing)
- Oh, you fully went!
(buzzer buzzing)
- [Jayse] Yum.
- I need a moment.
(Jayse grunting)
- It's very moist.
- I love saying the word moist, too.
People get uncomfortable.
- People do.
I don't understand why people hate moist.
It's not that bad a word.
- This is bomb!
- It's so good. - This is so good!
- Perfect bite!
- Mmm-hmm!
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm!
- Can you please stop watching me eat like that, weirdo?
Did you see how he, like, eyeballing my hands into my mouth?
Could you not?
- Slower, slower! (laughs) - (laughs) Mmm-mmm!
- Well, Jayse, you were covered in chocolate.
You are clearly very guilty and did not win!
- Guilty, guilty as charged.
- But it was so good!
- You guys both failed.
- What?
- Congratulations, Nicholas!
(happy fanfare music)
- Woo-hoo!
(both clapping)
- Let me see the prize first
and I'll decide if it's congratulations.
- I'm gonna show you the prize ...
- Whoa!
- That you would've gotten
had you shown some self control, you ...
- Are you for real?
- (gasps) Wait!
- [Chef] This first course is all CBD and terpenes.
- I'm so sad!
- Oh. - That looks ... (gasps)
- [Chef 2] The second course is gonna be some beef cheeks.
- [Both] Beef cheeks?
- Hey, we like the booty!
Oh my God!
- No! (groans)
(JLe gasping)
- [Both] No!
- Are you serious? - No!
- All these, like, CBD infused, ...
- I love some beef cheeks.
- Gourmet dishes, which I'm really freaking bummed
I missed out on!
- [Chef 2] And when you consume it,
don't forget to open your mouth.
- Oh, it's all CBD. - Kind of fun way to do it.
- Oh no! - Oh my God!
- This is ice cream?
- If I only knew!
If only I knew!
- JLe, you were tempted by the dark side.
- Oh my God.
Are you really getting this?
- Shut up!
- Oh God!
- Oh my gosh.
(smoker whirring)
(switch clicking)
- This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
- [Nicole] For our winners,
we've prepared a Michelin Level Bong Appetit Approved feast.
You'll start with some CBD infused tuna crudo with radish,
ponzu, and microgreens.
Then you'll enjoy some smoked beef cheek over
roasted honeynut squash with broccolini polonaise.
And finally, dragon's breath meringues with lemongrass,
turmeric, pepper, ice cream and cannabis pearl.
- Oh my god!
(JLe sobbing)
Chef Michael.
- Dang! - Whoa!
- This is cool!
- I gotta have this. - I will ...
- I gotta have this.
I gotta use one of these.
Can I?
- [Nicole] Wow, you're doing that to JLe?
- Well, can I use one for her as well?
- No, that's not how that works.
- Aw!
- [Nicole] None for you.
Both of them failed, Ash!
Take it away!
- Oh, so sorry, guys!
- You can't have my beef cheeks!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- You can't have my beef cheeks, Ash!
- Oh my God, you followed my lead
and now, only I get to eat it?
(both laughing)
Oh no!
- Dude, let's go.
Let's get after it.
- What do you mean, let's go?
I can't eat this.
- Ooh, maybe I get, uh ... - I just wanna smell it!
- Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
Don't you dare!
- A little piece! - Don't you dare!
- Oh my God.
- Enjoy it.
- I'm sorry, JLe.
- You know what, it's okay.
One of us has to get it, okay?
- I feel like you're really just trying
to throw it in my face right now.
- Hey, that's really good.
- Oh man. - I really liked it a lot.
- All right.
- I'm a big fan of tuna.
I like the wood smoked tuna.
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. - Is it good?
- Is it great?
- I can tell. - It's amazing.
- It's amazing, I'm sorry.
I feel bad.
I don't wanna look at you.
- Flavor with a squash. - Okay, no, we got it!
- [Keith] We got it!
- You got some squash in here.
- I see what you did here.
I see what you did here.
(Jayse laughing)
He was planning.
- I'm really trying to, like, hold my spit in my mouth,
'cause it looks so freaking good.
- [JLe] It looks so fluffy.
- Dude, dude! - Dude!
- What the heck?
- [Nicole] Well, unfortunately, Keith, JLe,
Jair and Jeannie, you were all tempted.
And for that, you ready to get wet?
(Nicholas laughing)
- I already am.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- [Nicole] Yeah, JLe, how are you feeling right now?
- You know what?
You know how well I'm feeling right now?
I'm so happy for you!
I am so, so happy for you, Jayse.
- Oh, oh, no.
Not "Workaholics".
- Uh-oh. - No!
- This isn't gonna be good. - What is this?
- Such a fun show.
- Oh! - No, what the ...
- No, no, no, no! - My God.
- Oh hell no! - Cheers.
- Cheers. - Meat jerking beef boys!
(all moaning)
- Oh. - Oh no, man.
- (laughs) His reaction!
- Yum.
- Ew!
- Oh my God! - Oh no!
- Soggy beef jerky? - Oh no!
- Ugh, the worst! - Oh no!
- That is definitely loose butthole.
- For a few days in like a gutter.
- What did you do to actually make this actually jerky?
- Well, we hung it and wiped it.
- I'm not looking forward to this.
- Adam pissed on it.
Now I remember, Adam pissed on it.
- Somebody's gonna pee on some what?
Beef jerk ...
No, no!
(Nicholas laughing)
- We done messed up now. - (groans) No!
- Get away from me!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Is that the pee?
- I can't even, ...
(JLe laughing)
I can't even watch what you have to do.
(JLe screaming)
- Ew! (screams)
My God! (laughs)
- Oh, it stinks! (laughs)
- Ugh!
(all laughing)
- Michael's pee, Michael's pee!
- [Nicole] The guys from "Workaholics" have made sure
that your jerky meat is extra, extra wet.
- [Jeannie] The pee looks so realistic, it's disgusting.
- Yeah, the pee is messing me up.
- It looks really weird.
(JLe crunching)
- Ooh, yes!
It's a thick jerk.
- Oh, wow.
This is really a punishment.
I gotta touch somebody's pee with my hands.
- [Nicole] Oh, it's warm too.
(Keith gagging)
- (gags) I can't ...
I've already, like, ...
I can't.
- It's so sour.
- Shout out to Michael.
- Dude, wow!
She said you can drink it if you want.
- Oh my God, pee tastes so bad!
- Okay!
Sour!
- Is there, like, vinegar in there?
- Uh, urine, it does sterilize.
- I don't know what's wrong with my lips right now,
but my lips are stinging.
- It's growing on me.
- It really is.
- I like it more the second bite.
- I do too.
- It is super sour, it's bitter.
- I prefer (beep)!
(both laughing)
- [Nicole] We can make that happen.
- No!
- This is not a bad punishment.
- My taste buds are f'ed up from this show!
- Gross, dude.
You're being a real team player, you know that?
- No!
- Goddamn!
It's tough, though.
- Did you think there was gonna be
four rounds of punishments?
- Yes!
I was, like, so ready for it!
- All right, next time, because JLe asked for it,
we're gonna do five different punishments.
- (laughs) Oh my God! - You're welcome!
- [Nicole] That does it for today.
Any final thoughts?
- (belches) Excuse me.
This is delicious.
- Don't drink pee.
(both laughing)
- Thank you guys for watching this
"Try Not to Eat: Stoner Episode" and a happy 4:20!
- Happy 4:20.
If you wanna see more stoner content,
be sure to check out PBF Chef,
where we do a stoned versus drunk
Martha and Snoop contest where we make fried chicken.
(Nicole screaming)
(Nicole groaning)
- Ooh, I don't think it's good at all!
- Supposed to be piss, so ...
- Ew! (groans) - Bye!