Simparica Trio.
>> TIME FOR OUR "SEEN AND Simparica Trio.
>> TIME FOR OUR "SEEN AND
UNSEEN" SEGMENT WHERE WE EXPOSE
THE CULTURE STORIES OF THE DAY.
SINCE I AM HERE WE HAVE
A SPECIAL GUEST.
CO-AUTHOR
COMEDIAN AND RADIO HOST OUR PAL
GEMS.
JOE PISCOPO.
YOU LIKE TO BELT OUT CHRISTMAS
TUNES IN YOUR CAR.
BE WARNED AN IRISH INSURANCE
COMPANY PUT TOGETHER THE LIST OF
THE MOST DANGEROUS CHRISTMAS
TUNES TO IT LISTEN TO WHILE
DRIVING.
THE MORE BEATS PER MINUTE THE
MORE PRONE TO MAKE A CHRISTMAS
CRASH.
THE TOP 3 WITH YOU.
FIRST A SONG I FIND ADDICTIVE AND IT’S BY A FRIEND OF MINE.
AND IT’S BY A FRIEND OF MINE.
>> ♪ ♪
[IN SPANISH].
>> HOW IS THAT A DANGEROUS SONG?
>> WAS THAT ON THE LIST?
THAT WAS ON THE LIST?
THAT’S DANGEROUS?
THAT’S RIDICULOUS! >> I AGREE.
>> I AGREE.
>> DANGEROUS IS ENA GADDA
LAVIDDA.
>> YES.
DEFINITELY.
NUMBER 2.
THIS ONE.
♪ ALL I WANT ♪
♪ FOR CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ IS YOU♪.
>> WITH THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT
SONG IS PLAYED JOE, I AM
SURPRISED WE ARE NOT ALL PILED
UP ON THE FREEWAY.
YOUR GUESS FOR THE NUMBER 1
DANGEROUS CHRISTMAS SONG?
>> I THINK I CHEATED.
WAS IT FROSTY THE SNOW MAN?
>> YOU HAVE BEEN PEEKING, JOE
PISCOPO.
♪ FROSTY THE SNOW MAN ♪
♪ WAS MADE OF SNOW ♪
♪ BUT THE CHILDREN KNOW ♪
♪ HOW HE CAME TO LIFE ♪
♪ ONE DAY ♪
♪ I THINK THE MOST DANGEROUS
SONG OF CHRISTMAS IS THE SINATRA
SONG CHRISTMAS MEMORIES.
I REMEMBER THE FACES OF THE
CHILDREN WHO HAVE CHILDREN OF
THEIR OWN.
I AM ALWAYS CRYING.
>> THAT’S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL FROM MR.
SINATRA.
YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
KNOW FROSTY.
NOT DANGEROUS.
>> NO.
NONE OF THESE ARE.
IT’S A SILLY STUDIES.
LAURA AND I HAVE A REAL VERSUS
FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE DEBATE.
THE YOUNGER CROWD IS TAKING
LAURA’S SIDE.
71% OF MILLENNIALS SAY HAVING
A REAL TREE AFFECTS THEIR
ABILITY TO ENJOY THE HOLIDAY.
84% WOULD BE UPSET WITH THEIR
PARENTS FOR SWITCHING TO A FAKE
CHRISTMAS TREE.
WHERE DO YOU FALL?
>> I HOPE I DON’T OFFEND YOU.
IN NEW JERSEY WE CUT DOWN OUR
OWN TREE. I GO OUT.
I GO OUT.
YOU GO TO A TREE FARM.
YOU HAVE YOUR KID CUT IT DOWN AS
YOU WATCH.
YOU DON’T REALLY GO WITH THE AX.
[LAUGHING].
THEN YOU BRING IT HOME.
IT’S GOT SPIDERS IN IT.
YOU PUT IT UP.
THAT’S THE MAN’S WAY TO DO IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I LIKE TO UNPACK IT AND KNOW
THERE ARE NO VERMIN IN THE
TREES.
HOW WONDER HOW MANY MILLIENS ARE
CLEANING NEEDLES AND WATERING
THE TREE FOR MOM AND DAD.
THIS CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY.
THERE IS A TRADITION OF CHILDREN
VISITING SANTA.
NOW MACY’S ANNOUNCED IN NEW YORK
SANTA’S SLAP IS SANTA’S SOCIALLY
DISTANCED OFFICE.
GUESTS WILL VISIT SANTA IN HIS
OFFICE AND BE SEATED OPPOSITE
HIM AT THE DESK.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WHAT KIND OF PHOTO WITH SANTA IS
THAT AT THE OFFICE?
>> AS A FATHER OF 5 CHILDREN AND
I HAVE A SMALL DAUGHTER.
TO SIT ON SOME GUY’S LAP WITH
A BEARD AND A MASK ON IS CREEPY.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR
CHRISTMAS?
THAT JOE BIDEN WHISPERS?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR
CHRISTMAS.
THAT’S A LITTLE CREEPY FOR ME.
I DON’T MIND THE OFFICE THING.
MAYBE A WORKSHOP.
NOT AN OFFICE DESK.
>> THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD LET
A BIDEN SANTA NEAR ME KIDS.