we might puke in the name of science
let's talk about that good mythical
morning today's show is a doozy in just
a little bit we'll be finding out if we
can cook a Thanksgiving turkey and a
superheated baby pool plus we'll be seen
if we can tell a perfect strangers name
just by looking at them we're also gonna
be seeing if we can invent a new musical
instrument so stick around for all of
that but first since a big part of my
job is cramming our faces with culinary
curiosities we're always looking for the
perfect cure for nausea so today we're
trying as many different alleged cures
for our tender tum-tums as we can and of
course we should probably remind you
that you should consult a doctor for
actual medical diagnosis this is only
for fun should not be taken seriously as
real medical advice as a rule
please don't take anything we do serious
medical or otherwise let's get weird
with it cures for nausea
welcome to the barfy zone it's time to
get barfi because nothing angry is up
the belly like greasy foods and abrupt
motions we're gonna eat spoonfuls of
mayonnaise while jumping on mini
trampolines take your spoonful
well it multiple so I'm gonna steal a
little bit and then start bouncing buddy
horrible mmm not bad bite yeah I'll go
in for a second not easy either
make my bouncing intense going in for a
third one mmm this is fine really isn't
Pleasant okay maybe maybe a fourth one
yeah fours
number okay it's so managing it doesn't
get better kids okay I'm done I'm done
okay it's down I can't think I feel good
I've been sicker but I'm gonna use a
heating pad because this is supposed to
relax the stomach muscles and chamomile
has a natural chemical that soothes the
intestines of course the mayonnaise is
not to the intestines it's still in my
stomach but whatever I mean you're
something's part of your intestine right
if I cut you open and pulled out your
stomach would be like intestines they
were me like that's just a stomach right
I feel like a fancy British Lord that's
not like an Irish you may feel like a
British one I can tell you sound like a
leprechaun mmm this is pretty nice
there's nothing bad about this III
didn't get to the point where I got like
truly nauseous i gagged on number three
but this is soothing I do like this I
like to put it other places hey I'm just
gonna I don't like chamomile tea
this is not helping me at all for our
next stomach destroyer we're going to
play a round of dizzy bat with
foul-smelling hot trout bats what is a
hot trout it's like a special it feels
like a special weapon you find in a dumb
I located the hot trot back oh it's it's
heinous look at me look at it oh my gosh
look at it look at the way his head
flops he tried to eat the bat he's a bat
eating trout all right if you're
watching don't ever try to eat a bat
this is what will happen all right so
I'm gonna put mine yeah well we got to
get how are we gonna turn and not you
ready okay you got to put your nose on
the on the on the bat mmm okay grate it
on the trout okay you ready yes it's
wait we're going I'm gonna go this way
go climb clock counterclockwise three
two one don't breathe don't breathe I
have to breathe I'm touching it I'm
getting a lot of trout
[Laughter]
don't keep the bats feel this that make
you sit that doesn't make you dizzy
Maggie oh I'm dizzy trust me trust me
I'm doing okay bringing the cures
bringing the hookers mines burnt toast I
don't know where I don't know where I'm
at okay okay all right I have a have
some cranberry juice here which has
vitamins and help stuff Oh Oh my hand
smells like trout helps a dehydration
which I haven't vomited yet but mmm
that's strong it's not helping at all
well this is really help of my urinary
tract infection but um I'm not dizzy
anymore and I I'm a little out of breath
but uh this is making me sicker I don't
feel great come on okay now to wreak
wheeze ourselves even though I'm a
little queasy
right now we're gonna be breathing in
masks that have been soaked in liquid
fart spray while simultaneously watching
a compilation of other people puking so
bring in these frickin so on this laptop
we have puking compilation but this is
oh did you actually fall I think I did I
actually heard you fart I think I just
felt it I think I just read it in and
farted just just as a natural reaction
is your part
I hope you got I hope you got I hope the
mics pick that aren't oh it stinks so
bad oh it's like a little fart went in
and a little fart again
you just wait so you get in let's see if
it makes me fart oh I don't think I
could get I don't think I could
hey I hate the smell man this is not
fart this is like putting your nose up
to the tuchus of a right cows yeah yeah
is it sore like a wild boar that's been
out for a long time this also when I
can't put this on my face I'll put it on
put both of them on your face no just
know this is gonna make me vomit
alright I'm gonna hang it from an ear no
I'm just gonna try to hang it from one
ear come with me thinks I'm gonna stay
here I'm here be here with me you're the
one who's falling apart
farting in the studio put it on your
frigging ear let's watch these people is
this okay I'll try to watch some vomit
without oh now we have to exercise we
could both can exercise exercise oh
yours
they keep bothering you I got a shake
weight okay okay
I'm tears are streaming down my face can
you see that what is wrong with that man
like makes a lot of videos oh why does
he make many videos of himself vomiting
[Music]
juice beetlejuice oh come faster faster
harder stronger we can do this shake
weight stinks a little bit oh my face
wears a shake weight bin okay oh man my
whole end it end it I can't get shake
weight anymore look at the tears running
down my face you stink so bad oh my gosh
cuz it's touch your whole left side of
your face smell touch it oh oh goodness
but you know what that exercising really
helped I didn't throw up I did for it
though got a little burn in the inner
thigh yeah in the nose whoa and in the
gut I gotta say that was one of the
worst experiences of my life
but we made it Rhett and I don't know
which one helped the most
I recommend the cranberry juice and
never watching a vomit compilation I
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