[music playing]
Oh no, caramel hardening.
Got to get out of here.
- Patrick, Patrick! - What?
Can I get a little help here?
Oh, sure thing pal. Hey everybody, make some room!
The floor is all yours.
Knock 'em dead, kid.
No Patrick, I-- Ugh...
[nervous laughing]
[gasping]
- So bright! - Honey, look away!
Happy birthday!
It's a boy?
[laughing]
Daddy!
[groaning]
Stale popcorn.
It tastes like dish water!
It is dish water.
[coughing]
Is that supposed to be me?
It's made out of Krabby Patties, gross!
Who wants cake?
Well, the cake does look good.
[coughing]
It's made out of cardboard.
And frosting.
Wow Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row.
Must be a new record.
Howdy y'all!
Wha-- What's this?
It's a party.
For you!
For me?
It's your own little slice of Texas.
Check it out, Sandy. We've got square dancing.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Giant barby Q's.
Homemade peas in a can pies.
And we got our very own ten gallon hats.
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take the other one And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Uh, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns you're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Well, now, first you take your leg ♪
♪ And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take the other one ♪
♪ And you jam it right up there ♪
- Meep, meep. - Get lost, pizza topping.
Can't you see I'm doing the sponge?
♪ Big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doin' Yeah, now you're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge Sponge, uh do the sponge ♪
♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪
♪ I said the sponge, sponge Uh, do the sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns you're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Ah yeah, well you're doing the sponge ♪
♪ Uh, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Squidward!
♪ Happy, happy birthday Happy birthday cake ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday Pin the tail on the seahorse ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday Happy birthday Squidward ♪
[cheering]
So long, Squidward, bye!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Now that you're older, ha-ha!
It's not my birthday!
[music playing]
[door knocking]
- Hello? - Hi, I'm here for the slumber party.
Do I know you?
My name is, um...
- Girly Teen Girl. - Uh-huh...
Um, I just moved here from, um...
Far Awayville.
I know it's you, SpongeBob Squarepants!
I don't know what you're talking about.
[screaming]
You were sent to spy on me by my dad.
Get him, girls!
[screaming]
[crying]
I am so moving back to Far Awayville.
Who the heck is that?
I don't know, but she is ugly!
Well, what's going on here?
[music playing]
This is all wrong.
What's happening to my party?
No, no, no, no, no!
Didn't you read the schedule?
10 o'clock PM: dance your pants off.
10 o'clock PM!
Let's try and stick to the schedule, shall we?
Cake will be eaten at 8:52, everyone.
8:52!
- Hey, what's this? - That's my breakfast.
Could I have everyone's attention please?
[music playing]
Patrick!
[music playing]