Call the axe!
I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
Call the axe.
Tell me where the children are or I'm going to kill you.
Very well.
I'll just do it myself.
*gasps*
*muffled speech*
What was that?
How are you worthy?
Because I'm Batman!
Rah ruh ragh reh rah!
Eat!
My!
Hammer!
Stormbreaker!
Axel!
You're doing a great job.
Don't go anywhere!
AAAGH Whamo!
and Bifrost!
And gone!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You let him go?
Of course! He's going to die in a few seconds anyway.
It's fine.
Let's go!
Eternity!
Yes?
I wish for cancer to no longer exist.
OKAY!
And so the day was saved!
Cancer was eradicated!
Which really didn't affect me, you know, because I made of rocks, as you can see.
But everyone else was really happy.
And Thor and Jane reunited.
And then they had their own two children.
And I don't mean to pretend witch crafty ones like that one show.
No these were real babies!
And you know what they call them?
You guessed it.
Love and Thunder.
Oh and there was also, like, a bunch of Guns N Roses music.
It's pretty good.
Wow. [Ha Haaa! I know, right?]
Whoohoo I mean Hazaah!
AAAAAGH!
I know what I would've wished for to disappear.
You have no idea.
So are the goat's, like, always going to be a thing now?
or what?
AAAAAAGH!
What? You don't like my goats?
I am dying.
She will have no one.
She will be alone.
She wont be alone.
Right...Wait what?
Thor will take care of her.
Me?
You don't know what you're saying.
She's talking crazy.
Hush, my love.
You must rest.
No, no, it's fine.
She'll. She'll look just like your own child.
This is all just moving very fast.
It'll be great.
Would you raise my child, Thor?
Uuuuuuuuh
I'm going to cast my wish.
We can go back and save her.!
What?
My friend is a Hulk.
And he knows time travel.
Wish my Jane's cancer away.
And we can save you and your child
before any of this ever happened.
I don't know, man.
We can't just keep falling back on this solution.
It's a little hard to put time travel back in the box once you've opened it, Banner!
Hazaah!
your prayers are answered!
AAAAAAGH!
You really don't hear that?
Welcome to Valhalla.
Sif's arm.
You look oddly familiar.
Yes, I think so, too.