What's your name, young man?
- [Boy In Crowd] Evan.
- Evan?
Very nice.
And do you go to school, Evan?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. What grade are you in?
- 10th grade.
- What's that?
- 10th grade.
- 10th grade, okay.
And how old—how old are you, Evan?
16 years old.
Look at you.
(audience laughing)
Look at you, buddy.
You got your whole life ahead of you.
This is exciting, Evan. This is—
Are you Evan's dad?
- [Man In Crowd] I am.
- Okay, yeah.
You keep looking at him to
see how he's reacting to this.
(audience laughing)
Yeah, you do have your
whole life ahead of you.
It seems someone else
has told you that too.
(audience laughing)
And what is your name sir?
Devin?
- No Dave.
- Dave. Close!
(audience laughing)
Evan, do you know,
do you know yet what you want to do
with your, with your life? Do you know
what path you'd like to take?
- [Boy In Crowd] Sports.
- Sports.
All of them?
(audience laughing)
That's 16 for you right there, Evan.
(audience laughing)
Well. That's 16.
(audience applauding)
I don't mean to alarm you, Evan,
but when I was 16,
that was my answer also.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
Now you can, you can take
from that what you will,
whether or not you think
that means I went in the right path.
I mean, look at all this.
(audience laughing)
Anytime someone asks me how,
you know, how did you become funny?
Or, how did you know you're funny?
I always tell them, little by little,
I realized I wasn't good at sports.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
What's your favorite sport, Evan?
Is there one that stands out?
- Basketball.
- Basketball, okay. So, ideally,
I think you'd like to be in the NBA.
Is that right?
- For sure.
- For sure?
And then, and then you said
other sports, as well.
So what would number two be?
What's right below basketball?
- Football.
- Football! So if you don't make it
to the NBA, and they say, "No."
You go right to the NFL and you go,
hey, take a look.
I wore a tuxedo and everything.
(audience laughing)
They'll be like, "Wow." You go, yeah.
I used to work down there at
Dry Bar Comedy, seating people,
giving them waters at the bar,
'til one day, I had to make a choice
and I chose sports.
(audience laughing)
Dave, how are you doing, my friend?
- [Man In Crowd] Great.
- Evan's Dad, of course.
What do you do, Dave?
Do you work?
- [Man In Crowd] I do.
- What is it that you do?
- [Man In Crowd] I do solar.
- You do what?
Oh, you do solar panels.
Okay.
At first, you just said, "I do solar."
I thought, wow, this guy—
I see where you get it.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
What do you want to do?
Sports.
What do you do?
Solar.
(audience laughing)
I'm the one that taught him.
One word answer, son.
(audience applauding)
(audience laughing)
That was great, Dave.
(audience laughing)
You must save so much time at parties.
You're not getting stuck
in a corner with Dave.
(audience laughing)
It's a quick conversation, man.
What's your name?
Dave. What do you do?
Solar.
I'll see you later. They got chips.
(audience laughing)