>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
THANKS FOR STAYING UP LATE WITH US.
SHOW TONIGHT.
WHAT A TREAT, HE'S THE STAR OF BLOCKBUSTERS LIKE "JUMANJI,"
"THE FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIES, "JUNGLE CRUISE" AND SO MUCH
MORE, MR. KING OF THE BOX OFFICE, DWAYNE "THE ROCK"D
JOHNSON!
WE LOVE HIM HERE ON THE SHOW, HE IS HERE TONIGHT.
THERE HE IS.
HOW ARE YOU, WITH DWAYNE, ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M SO GOOD, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> James: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I HAVE TO TELL YOu THE ODD WITH YENS NOW BECAUSE
THIS WILL BE ON LATER IN THE SHOW, SO DWAYNE HAS BEEN HERE
ALL DAY.
AND I AM GOING TO LEVEL WITH YOU, STRAIGHT UP, THE ROCK GOT
ME DRUNK TODAY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, BY THE WAY, ARE YOU STILL DRUNK SO IT'S GOING TO
BE A GREAT SHOW.
>> James: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.
THAT'S NOT ALL, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM AVRIL LAVIGNE
TONIGHT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS.
WE'RE SO THRILLED TO HAVE THE ROCK ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
I LOVE HAVING THE ROCK HERE, THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE ON THE
SHOW WAS WHEN MY DAUGHTER CHARLOTTE WAS DORN AND WE HAD A
SLIGHT SCARE THE N ICU AND I COULDN'T BE HERE
AND BRYAN CRANSTON HOSTEDDED.
AND IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MY ABOVE FOR THE ROCK THAT THE DAY
AFTER MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN, I WAS LIKE IT IS A SHAME I CAN'T
BE THERE FOR THE ROCK.
CRAZY CAREER, THE ROCK.
LIKE THE ROAD, IT IS NOT THE ROAD OFTEN TRAVELED FROM
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TO BIGGEST BOX OFFICE STAR ON THE PLANET,
IS IT.
LIKE THE UNDERTAKER, HE WAS IN A LOT OF ARTHOUSE MOVIES.
>> HE WORKED WITH JIM JAR A, MOUCHE IF HE WORKED IN FILL AT
ALL.
>> James: A LOT OF THINGS PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT IS MACHO
MAN RANDY SAFFAGE'S WORK WITH KEN-- KEN SAID THE HARDEST THING
WAS HE WROTE IN THE SCRIPT OH YEAH.
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: THAT WAS THE HARDEST THING BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY
TIME THAT THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAFFAGE WOULD GO, OH YEAH! +&C
>> YEAH.
>> James: IF DIFFERENT WAY, DIFFERENT PATH
AND YOU ENDED UP PROFESSIONA WRESTLER, WHAT NAME WOULD YOU GO
TO?
>> I WANT IT TO WRESTLE UNDER THE NAME THE LONG NAP, I THINK.
>> James: THE LONG NAP.
>> YEAH.
CUZ YOU FOE LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE A LONG
OH, GOSH, WHAT DAY IS IT?
IS IT TOMORROW?
>> 4y >> JUST FEEL DISCOME BOB LATE
AND MESSED UP, I WANT TO BE THAT DO YOU.
>> James: YOU WILL BE THE GUY LIKE I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO
SLEEP, NOT FOREVERK JUST."■ LIKE MINUTES.
>>0Bñ James: NO ONE HERE OVER SAW, WE USED TO HAVE WRESTLING,
IT IT WAS VERY, VERY DI LIKE W-WF OR W-W ERCK.
WE USED TO HAVE WRESTLING[o■ IN AFTERNOON.
WE WOULD HAVE WRESTLERS CALLED GIANT HAYSTACK AND ANOTHER ONE
CALLED BIG DADDY.V >> YEAH.
>> James: BIG DADDY, CAN WE d!r UP A PICTURE OF BIG DADDY
THE WRESTLER.
HAVE A LOOK AT BIG DADDY HERE.
THIS IS WHAT A TRUE WRESTLER LOOKS LIKE.
THAT IS BIG DADDY.
NOW THAT'S A WRESTLER.
THAT'S A WRESTLER.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST PULLED PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL OUT OF THE
GROUND.
>> James: HE WAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEPTIONAL.
WELL, IT IS THAT TIME IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
THANKSGIVING IS COMING UP.
YOU KNOW THE BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK LINE?
THE HOTLINE PEOPLE CAN CALL FOR HELP COOKING THEIR THANKSGIVING
MEAL?Ñi WELL, IT'S BACK FOR ITS 40th
YEAR, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME,FG8 THIS YEAR, THEY ANNOUNCED YOU
CAN EVEN REACH THEM VIA TIKTOK.l COOL, THAT'S WHAT I WANT WHEN
I'M STRUGGLING TO COOK A TURKEY.
TO BE BULLIED ONLINE BY A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS TEENAGERS.
THAT BE WOULD GREAT.
ALSO, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET LAST-MINUTE COOKING TIPS FROM
SOMEONE WHO JUST FAILED THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE?çó
I DON'T.
THE WAY IT WORKS IS, YOU SEND9 BUTTERBALL A VIDEO ASKING HOW
LONG YOU SHOULD COOK A TURKEY FOR, FALL INTO A HOLE FOR SIXf/i
UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDSHIPS, BURN THE TURKEY AND THEN ORDER A
PIZZA.
TURKEY TALK LI SOUND LIKE AD PODCAST THAT NICK
BERNSTEIN WILL BE ON ANY TIME.
>> James: AND WE WANT.Q= YOU ABOUT THIS.wWú
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, PEOPLE WHO SLEEP NAKED ARE TWICE AS
LIKELY TO HAVE A GOOD <uQ uñr
REST./+ñ HOW DO YOU EVEN CONDUCT THAT
STUDY?Ñi."■VhM■ HOW DO YOU GET TO LIKE-- I
DON'T, DO YOU SLEEPt >> Reggie: SOMETIMES I HAVE
UNDERWEAR ON BUT I DESH-- .
>> James: YOU ARE IN LOS ANGELESK YOU CAN'T SLEEP NAKED
IN L.A WE'VE GOT EARTHQUAKES HERE.
>> SO.
>> James: CAN'T BE RUNNING NIGHT INáN(■ NOTHING BUT CROCS
LIKE-- DID ANYBODY FEEL THE STUDY SAID PEOPLE WHO GO
TO SLEEP FULLY CLOTHED ALSOóy SLEEP VERY WELL.
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE UNBELIEVABLY DRUNK.9+d■nOf
WHICH IS WHY PETE ISómO ALWAYS WELL RESTED.
I WHO HERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK THIS QUESTION.
WHO HERE GETS A GOOD NIGHT'S REST.
OH, WOW, REALLY, ROB, DO YOU REALLY, YOU JUST GO.
>> MOST OF THE TIME.
>> IT IS MORE COMFORTABLE, YOU ARE WARMERZv■ ODDLY MUF WHEN IT
COLD OUT.
>> WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED, I ASSUME YOU GOjF TO BED DRESSED
LIKE SCROOGE.
IN AYE SORT OF NECK TO ANKLE GOWN AND A SMALL HAT WITH A
BOBBLE ON THE BACK, A PIPE AND EVEN AjTLñ CANDLE TO READ YOUR B
AT NIGHT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A TRUE ENGISH-- ENGLISH GENTLEMAN
DOES.
WOULD THAT BE RIGHT.
>> THAT IS 100 PERCENT ACCURATE.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?
WITHIN (LAUGHTER)xDV
>> James: OH GOD.
>> James: AND DID EVERYBODY HEAR ABOUT THIS?
A PROFESSOR AT A UNIVERSITY IN SOUTH KOREA WAS GIVING AN ONLINE
LECTURE RECENTLY, WITH JUST AUDIO, WHEN HIS CAMERAçó
ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON AND SHOWED HIS STUDENTS THAT HE WAS
ACTUALLY TAKING A BATH.
AT THE TIME THAT HE WAS GIVING-- TRUE.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN LIKEjgNó[■ WHEN YOU YOU USED TO BUNCH BUMP
INTO A TEACH NETTER GROCERY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, WHEN YOU
SEE A TEACHER OUT IN THE TOWN, LIKE NO WAYER IN'S AN ACTUAL
PERSON.
YEAH.
SO YEAH, IN THE BATH I HOPE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS
THIS WAS JUST AN INNOCENT ACCIDENT.
YOU'D HATE TO SEE HIS WHOLE CAREER... GO DOWN THE DRAIN.7óOr
SORRY, IÑi# THIS IS TRUE, THE PROFESSOR
TURNED THE CAMERA BACK OFF AND FINISHED HIS LECTURE.u
ALTHOUGH?x THE@CDQ
EXTRA CREDIT FOR ANYONE uh SWING BY AND SOAK DOWN MY BACK.ñ
WE ALL WORKED REMOTELY FOR A GOOD FEWçóD
BE HONEST, HOW MANY MEETINGS WERE YOU SECRETLY IN THE'c■
BATHTUB?
WITHIN I HAVExD TAKEN ONE BATH I MY ADULT LIFE.'Acj4(P&C&
ú>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> YEAH, I GETaP:ç I'M NOT A BAT GUY.
>> I HAVElp TOO!U■ MUCH BODY HAI WHEN I GET IN THE BATH, IT IT
STARTS LIKE FLOATING3W■e1 INDEPENDENTLY.
AND IxD LOOK LIKE A KEL FOREST.
AND-- .
>> James: ONE BATH.
>> ONE BATH.
>> James: WOW.
>> HOT TUB, YES, SHOWERS, ALL THE TIMEZQKu)z A SHOWER GUY.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT Idc COULDN'T DO, AND I DON'T
UNDERSTAND, IE DON'T KNOW HOW/o!
ANYONE CAN TAKE THE DAY, A DAYTIME BATH I DON'T
GET.
A NIGHT TIME BATH, WITH THE LIGHTS DOWN, LIGHT A CANDLE,
LISTEN O KENNY G.
GLASS OF ROSE.
A LITTLE CRY.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING, THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME.
AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING FINDING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY MEN THAT POSE WITH DOGS IN THEIR
DATING APP PICTURE ARE MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO SETTLE DOWN
WITH A PARTNE/Aç YE POSE WITH CATS IN THEIR DATING
APP PICTURE HOWEVERt( ARE EMOTIONAL TERRORISTS.
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDN'T PUBLICIZE THIS, I FEEL LIKEjFÑi6
ARE GOING TO BE ATjF HOME WATCHI THIS, I'VE GOT ITvN@ TRK STEAL
SOMEONE'Sx"O■ DOG, DONE.
THIS ONLY WORKS FOR DATING WORKS THOUGH.
THE SHIRTLESS GUY WALKING HIS PUPPY NEAR THE ATTRACTIVE
ON Aq LOOKIÁFOR AÑiS7■ LOOKUP.r
-- HOOKUP, DONTú0■e1 FALL FORí"q AND FINALLY, WITH THE HOLIDAYS
COMING UP, HEINZ HAS INTRODUCED# IT COMES PAC+jXH CHUNKS OF
TURKEY, STUFFING, POTATOES, BRUSSELS SPROUTS, AND EVEN PIGS
IN BLANKETS.I) MMMM, JUST LIKE GRANDMA USEDé
TO... MICROWAVE.
I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT.
BECAUSE MY PROBLEM WITH THAT MEAL HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT IT'S
TOO HARD TO SHOTGUN.
THEY'RE CALLING IT CHRISTMAS DINNER IN A CAN.
BUT I'M GLAD THEY CHANGED ITÑi7■ FROM THE ORIGINAL NAME, THE KIDS
ARE WITH THEIR MOTHER THIS YEAR, CHRISTMAS DINNER.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"