Hey, hey fruit lovers.
Orange here, ready to tackle another explosive
episode of Ask Orange.
(laughing)
Orange, you promised.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm not happy about it.
A promise is a promise.
Oh man, let's get to the first benign TNT free question.
- [Announcer] Can you do an impression of Pikachu?
Oh wow, this is a fun question and
it's unrelated to TNT.
See, I told you.
(laughing)
Let me get my costume.
(zapping)
Pikachu.
Dude, not near the TNT.
Ahh man, Pear, you're no fun.
- [Announcer] What is your name?
Pear, you see how boring this is without TNT?
Just answer the question Orange.
You promised.
What's my name?
Come on, Orange.
My name is Orange.
- [Announcer] What is the color of the sky?
Blue.
- [Announcer] What is the opposite of down?
Up.
- [Announcer] Now put all of your answers together.
Orange blue up.
(ding)
(gasp)
Oh no.
Orange blue up.
Orange.
Yeah, sorry pear, what the audience wants,
the audience gets.
(screaming)
(boom)
- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange.
Hey Orange, nice hair.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
- [Announcer] Can you put on makeup?
Yeah, I can.
But I never would.
This is the natural me, and the natural me is beautiful.
(laughing)
- [Announcer] How many friends does little Apple have?
I'm pretty sure it's just a little?
(laughing)
Come on, it's not that funny.
(laughing)
- [Announcer] Can you say hi Keira?
Hi Keira.
- [Announcer] Why are you crying?
I don't have any limbs.
- [Announcer] If Marshmallow's mom is a unicorn,
what's its dad?
Good question.
Hey Marshie, can we meet your dad?
You've met him many times already, silly.
I have? Huh.
Is you dad someone we know here in the kitchen?
You could say that.
My dad is a cross up of friendship, love and
good will towards others.
Yeah.
Huh, whatch you talkin about.
Marshmallow, are you saying your dad is an
abstract concept?
Not an actual physical thing?
Correct, and that's why I can hang out with my dad
anytime I want.
All i have to do is smile.
(laughing)
And your backstory just gets weirder
and weirder by the day.
(laughing)
You haven't seen nothing yet.
Hey Marshie, any chance you can tell us your gender
real quick while we got you here?
Not a chance Orange (laughing)
Eh, it was worth a shot.
- [Announcer] Why do you like Passion so much.
I don't, I mean I do, but I don't, I like Passion
but as a friend.
I don't like Passion.
I like Passion.
Leave me alone.
(mumbling)
Behind the blender now.
Go to the next question.
Guys.
Go to the next question.
- [Announcer] Pear farts emojis.
Ew, Pear that's so gross.
What I didn't do anything.
Come on Pear.
Pear, how could you.
(growling)
- [Announcer] Are you evil?
No I am not evil.
I am a friendly orange.
I am not evil at all.
- [Announcer] Do an ask Orange live?
Hey hey, fruit lovers.
Welcome to Ask Orange live.
(clapping)
Because we're in a live broadcast, it means literally
anything can happen.
Streaker, yeah.
But no matter how poorly it goes, the show must go on.
Streaker, look at me.
I'm a streaker.
(laughing)
Orange, do something.
We've got to save this segment.
Um, streaker.
Ahh, I give up.
- [Announcer] Hey Orange, can you do this emoji?
Quack, quack.
- [Announcer] Can you do this emoji?
Wow, looking pretty cool there Orange.
I feel pretty cool, Pear.
You realize you leg isn't connected to your body, right?
(yelling)
- [Announcer] Can this comment be chosen?
Yes.
- [Announcer] Orange can you do something that you
didn't do before?
You know, I guess I could do that.
I've never naw-nawed while snowboarding Mt. Everest.
I've never touched my tongue to my eyeball while
hang-gliding over the Grand Canyon.
I've never played the kazoo while
swimming with dolphins in Fiji.
Wow dude, you're really going to do all those things?
Probably not.
They all seem pretty hard to pull off.
But I've also never blown up the kitchen
while burping the Pledge of Allegiance, so.
(burping)
(yelling)
(exploding)
(guitar music)