- Hi guys, welcome back to our channel.
Today, we're doing something that I love to watch online.
And that's people eating things.
- We, ah,
we thought we'd sit down and have dinner with you guys.
- This is called Mukbang
and it's wildly popular on the internet.
It's incredibly weird.
And what we do is eat a range of food for you.
- So you can watch us eat.
But actually, I think what would be nice--
(slurping)
- Sorry.
- What would be nice is if you guys
ate your dinner with us.
And we had a little dinner party together.
(upbeat music)
- What we have here is um,
is a variety of foods.
This is Chinese cuisine.
- This is a salad.
- It's got avocado, tomato, soy sauce and edamame beans.
- And we have some soups.
- Shall I open this soup as well?
- Trying to which one this is.
Oh my god, open, open!
- Let's just enjoy the sounds of the food.
- This is um, got some mange tout,
and some mushrooms that look a little bit like
penises.
- Oh, it smells very gingery.
- What is that?
- So we've got, this is Noodle Street, um.
- Not spon.
(paper crinkling)
I'm a vegetarian,
just to give some background information.
Um, doesn't look very fried, looks quite soggy.
- Looks quite soggy.
- Prawn crackers.
(crunching)
- Are they good?
Mm.
- Stop being weird now.
- Tricky this one.
(slurping)
So let's cut this in half and see what the situation is.
- Soup's quite nice to sip.
(slurping)
- I don't know if you can see inside,
we have, like, a meat, I think this is chicken.
(thumping)
- I've done, not very much with my day.
Um, I didn't go to the gym.
Woke up and sent emails, so.
(slurping)
- Same, actually.
I had a rather slow start to my day.
Just got some, this is just blackcurrant juice.
What, um.
What are you enjoying so far?
(slurping)
- I've only had the vegetable soup.
- I don't, I'm not a fan of dumplings,
I've decided.
- Well, they're probably not a fan of you,
to be fair,
'cause you've just sort of sliced them up
and thrown them on the plate.
(thumping)
Okay, so you're getting it everywhere.
(thumping)
- So I've got some satay chicken here.
(lids crackling)
Just gonna pour some of that on here.
- Okay, so all of that came out as a lump.
- I want to, I need to try some of that tofu.
- Well it just, it's a bit soft and squidgy.
- It's all attached.
Okay, I'm gonna,
not a fan of that, woah.
- What have you done with your day?
Got any plans?
It's summer holidays.
Gonna see some friends?
Maybe go to the park.
Play Pokemon Go?
- You're not their dad.
- Well, they tweet me that I am, so.
Just taking a healthy interest.
Just a healthy interest.
(coughing)
- Jenna Marbles recently did a video
on her channel, where she tried food,
AMS, ASMR style,
and if you're not aware what ASMR is--
- It's like when you make slurpy noises,
oh it's when the noises give you a tickly feeling
down the back of your neck.
- It's a pleasant sensation caused by
sounds like crunching, or slurping.
(crunching)
Do you want some?
- It's ah, sometimes when people whisper,
or make mouth noises,
and it gives you that sort of sensation that,
that you've got like a tickly feeling down
the back of your neck.
So, I have this theory that Charlie,
he's so cool like, invented Mukbang,
before, without realizing.
- Why?
- 'Cause he made that video eating cereal for
10 minutes, or 20 minutes,
however long it took.
That was a while ago.
- I don't understand how people eat for
function.
And what I mean is, eat just to exist,
because if you don't eat you'll die.
I eat because I, I fucking enjoy it.
I'm not--
- Tell me about, like what's your favorite takeaway,
take out, if you're American.
Um, Sammy ordered take out the other day,
and I had to hit him, because I was like,
that's an American thing, don't say it,
you're getting, um--
- Americanized.
Americanisms.
I can't stop making dad jokes recently.
- Just recently, or?
Ah, aren't mushrooms disgusting.
I used to hate them, and I like them.
- They're a fungus, so.
- Bit of carrot.
Oh my god there's noods.
- Noodles are so gross.
- I dunno.
- I'm having some of your tofu.
If you're left handed,
you're supposed to have the fork in your right hand
and the knife in your left.
I'm right handed, and in my mind,
because my right hand is doing all the work,
my right hand holds the fork.
Are you like me?
Do you have the devil in you?
- No, but I get it,
'cause if you're right handed you'd use the knife
in the right hand because you need more control
of the sharper object.
Do you know what I mean?
- Sorry I was just distracted by how
soggy this bean curd is,
and how pale it is on the inside.
- Can you, um, warn me if I get lost in the food?
And by that I mean, is if I get too concentrated on eating,
I do forget to breath and or speak.
Bean curd,
is gross.
- It is when you mash it up on your,
on your plate.
- I also don't like this, this soup,
this soup spaghetti situation.
Talking about, talking about Americans,
when you guys say spag,
I mean if you're American,
not if you're British and watching this,
if you're American and you say spaghetti noodles,
are you referring to spaghetti or noodles?
Or, can you just let me know?
Just something I've always wondered.
- Mm hmm, that's prawn, I thought it was chicken.
- What's wrong with prawn?
- Let's stack our plates.
- I have to go for a run.
- I have to go and lie--
(spluttering)
- You're gonna watch this video back and be like,
I am, I am an animal.
- I don't like watching people eat,
so the fact we're doing this is really
making me feel a bit,
a bit squiffy.
- Oh that bit of avocado has never seen a bit of avocado
in its life.
It's hard!
- Let me know in the comments.
I am a proponent that avocado should be
included in every single meal.
- I don't like what I just ate.
- So I've got some soy sauce here,
I'm gonna put that over it.
- Wait, they're prawn.
So, have you guys got like--
- Sticky fingers.
- Have you guys got any plans for your summer holidays?
Now I'm assuming you've all started your holidays.
This isn't, I don't want this.
This is gross.
- I've got, um, an idea of what I want to do this summer.
- Well I mean, if this video's a suc
(stuttering)
success.
Then I am more than happy to do more of these.
- Well, I ordered chicken somewhere and that's gone.
- Well, they've given you prawn.
(exhaling)
- What does it mean if you're uncouth?
- Uncouth?
- Yeah.
- Not couthed.
- No, that's not going to work.
- Apparently tofu's bad for men, because it's like,
it gives you too much estrogen in your system.
- And you can develop, um,
too much estrogen, like collects, fat.
- Okay, so anyway.
(crunching)
(slurping)
(crunching)
- This is a nice double date, triple date,
or maybe you third wheeled.
It's fine, it's Niki's existence.
(crunching)
- What?
- Third wheeling.
(crunching)
Right, these probably aren't good for you,
so I'm gonna have one more.
(crunching)
- Yeah, you're right,
you are disgusting to watch to eat.
It's like a snake trying to swallow a whole gazelle.
- I'd dislocate my jaw.
(crunching)
- Can you just, like clear it up?
It's just all over you.
Now give it a rub down, just like,
here as well, just give it a good rub.
- Let me know in the comments
if you are a liberal, applicator of sauces,
if you eat a lot.
- Also guys, we want to know,
we want to know,
like they can't hear me if you're just eating,
we want to know, what do you want us to film,
what videos have we not done?
Did you like our Mukbang?
I don't know if I enjoyed this.
I think I might just do it with pizza next time.
- Isn't it a horrible name,
it's like really fricative in, like the Muk.
- Also, I feel like we're culturally appropriating.
But Jenna Marbles did it so we're fine.
- The barrel, the barrel's pretty barren right now,
so we're scraping.
- Bye.
- So, we've got red, white, black and yellow.
We're going to record everything in 50 frames a second,
so we can slow it down and make it look really arty.
- I'm really sweaty.