We are here at the first ever Shake Shack,
To try a secret menu that I didn't even know existed.
Wait a second.
Disappointing.
What? You want it to be...
It doesn't shake.
Ok. You're an idiot.
I personally went into this episode with very high expectations.
Everyone loves the secret menu.
There was supposed to be a peanut butter burger.
Who doesn't want to try that?
Exactly!
So I heard there are some secret menu items that aren't actually on the menu.
Before we get into the secret menu, then, should we go with his special order?
It was a single...
Wow!
His special recommendation was a burger with no salad.
I thought all Shake Shack burgers come with like fresh salad and tomato.
He's a man of simple pleasures.
How is it?
I mean...
Wow.
Is it just me or is that a lot better than Shake Shack in the UK?
It's a lot better.
The bread...
It's the bun.
It's super squishy and delicious.
What the heck?
Oh my gosh.
No, but also the beef.
The beef is more...
Beefy.
Right?
It is.
Obviously, we are filming this after the fact.
But I just wanted to jump in and say the moral of this story is,
Not all lists you find on Reddit are real.
I heard there's a peanut butter and bacon burger.
If we add the peanut sauce to a normal bacon...
No peanut sauce.
Can we get some chilli pepper cheese fries?
No.
Nothing.
Yeah.
It's on the internet.
Shake Shack, if you're watching, get your freaking act together.
Get your secret menu back in business.
Honestly, we were embarrassed.
This is embarrassing for us.
Okay.
Oh, do you do a shandy?
Huh?
Do you know what a shandy is?
It's actually quite common in the UK.
We mix...
We're from England.
It's like turning up at your mate's house to go to a party,
And it's just...
His parents are there and he's like,
"He's at a different party. He's not invited."
Yeah, it's just an imaginary friend.
Your mate doesn't live here.
I don't have any kids.
So you have ice cream, yeah?
Yeah, we got ice cream.
Frozen custard.
Yeah, we got that.
Can we have one vanilla and one chocolate?
Yeah.
And then can we have some toasted buns on the side?
I want to make a little ice cream sandwich.
Big up the Shake Shack staff because they were willing to work with us.
To let us down gently.
Even though...
They let us into their living room to play with our imaginary friend.
Even though the secret menu items apparently aren't a thing and they don't exist,
They still worked with us and made some of them.
Yeah, they were like, "We believe that you believe they exist."
Exactly.
And so we made it happen.
We did.
Oh, it's destiny.
It's 69-69.
It's fate.
Nice.
This is a shandy?
Thank you very much.
Cheers, mate.
Yes!
He made a shandy specially for us.
Wow, it's an American shandy.
I forget.
It's not sprite.
I forget lemonade is completely different in America.
Lemonade is basically just sprite.
It's fizzy drink with slightly lemon taste.
Because that's like homemade lemonade.
It's like a sick burp after you've had a beer.
I quite like it.
Lemonade, beer, we made the first ever Shake Shack shandy, maybe.
If life gives you lemonade, do not make shandy.
Our next item that we literally had to get the manager over to order,
Because he was like, "I don't think I can do that."
At one point they were like hacking the register.
They were like going through like...
Clearly they were like, "Oh, I don't know how I charge you for that."
Yeah, yeah.
But the Shake Shack quad.
Oh my goodness.
Holy moly.
Okay, so this is like literally the opposite end of the spectrum,
From what we just had.
That looks amazing.
It looks kind of monstrous.
The amount of beef in that.
A little bit of lettuce this time.
Like a token salad.
How the...
Incredible.
That, wow.
The ratio of beef to just everything else is incredible.
The way the cheese melts into that like juicy beef fat, that is stunning.
We've got some fries here.
Bacon fries.
Okay, so those aren't special.
Let's keep them on the side.
Don't listen to them.
Okay.
You're special.
Okay, you're an idiot.
Grilled cheese with bacon.
This looks like a godforsaken McDonald's menu item.
It looks a little bit like the patty melt from Whataburger.
The patty melt from Whataburger.
I just said looks, I said looks.
Honestly, for want of a better phrase, Whataburger.
It's actually a patty melt, but seriously, it looks like a mistake.
There's something about the cheese which looks like it wasn't meant,
To be in a grilled cheese.
And even the way it's squished down, it's like it's fallen behind the grill.
And they've had to pick it back up.
Wow.
You know?
That's weird.
It's like a burger that attempted a back flip.
The bacon is really nice and crispy.
I'd smash that.
I mean, look.
There's a time and a place out at night in New York City.
Yeah. Is that time and place.
That's the thing.
Last up, the ice cream sandwich.
Now this one takes a little bit of DIY.
Okay.
He's given us a bit of vanilla and chocolate ice cream.
Load it up.
Squish it down.
Wow.
Okay.
It looks immoral.
It does a little bit.
Now be careful with your teeth.
I know you have sensitive teeth.
Nightmare.
That is, it's gonna be cold.
Okay. It's gonna be very cold.
Wow, you just went straight in.
Yeah, I told you, I told you, I told you.
Oh.
It's good though.
That's really good.
It's really good.
Oh my gosh, that's really damn good.
You know what, I think it's gonna be better.
The oreo shake in there?
Yeah, man.
You're a mad lad.
Yeah.
That looks so disgusting.
How have you made it look more disgusting?
How is it? Is it good?
The thing is, the vanilla and the chocolate combo.
This, that is really good.
Try that.
That's good.
Josh, have we invented a new secret menu item?
I want a dip, I want more.
Yeah, look at that.
Bam.
Oh my gosh, it looks so disgusting.
It's all over me.
Yeah?
Wow.
That ice cream sandwich, best fast food dessert.
Better than any McFlurry.
McDonald's apple pie, I would quite like right now,
Because I'm very cold.
But that tastes better.
The combination of the bun and the ice cream just works so well.
It's like sweet and salty perfectly.
Try it.
I would say that's the biggest revelation of everything we've tried.
How good is that?
It's reminiscent of like a doughnut, you know?
It is.
Doughnut and ice cream.
Yeah. Go on.
He's gone big.
Delicious.
No.
Flipping, we got a flipping Nora from Luke.
It's so good, isn't it?
It is.
Yeah, it tastes almost waffly.
Ads, ads.
That genuinely, that's the best thing we've tried today.
Chocolate and vanilla ice cream.
It's really strange.
Yeah.
Hot coffee.
This should be a regular part of the menu.
Like, I'm sorry, but you could even just change the name.
Ice cream sandwich shack.
No, it doesn't have quite the same ring.
Don't throw out the rest of them.
I think we should stop by all of the ShakeShacks that we pass on the way home.
Because somewhere they must have that peanut sauce, or at least a hot dog.
Or we could maybe just go in and tell them all to add the ice cream sandwich to the menu.
Bloody hell.
Add that to the menu.
All hear ye, hear ye.
Light the beacons.
I come bearing good news.
The gospel of the ice cream sandwich.
To our dismay when we arrived, they actually had the item,
We were looking for on the menu.
That's true, that's true.
The cheese dog, it was supposed to be a secret menu item.
Turns out, no, you just add cheese to a hot dog.
We did that, it then came out without the cheese added.
So stupid.