What happened?
booty cramp i don't think that's possible what are you saying walk it off nice medical advice nurse
emily stop calling me nurse it takes four years yeah well at least you know what you want to be
who's going to sign for this skyler oh she's not here um we haven't met her yet well we
have but we were 10 and it was summer camp so just sign here oh what does it mean if i sign
means i can go it's like a legal thing no just put your name down is it okay
no no no no i can do it just have never really done anything like this before so i'm
not really used to this kind of responsibility welcome to the real world just write your name
in cursive yes no big deal my signature is bad you can do it
thank you
you know your problem is what you don't arch your back enough what when you pop your booty excuse me
well you don't need a big butt it's more of a myth okay here just play the song
hey bill i'm in the mood for a switcher i hit the function hit the roads i till i hiccup
i hit the stage and leave with money that's a sticker she picture perfect so i told him contract
just tag epic movers do you think he's also a stripper
oh this must be skyler oh do you think she's still the same oh she's so sweet
it's called courtesy oh we both got something out of it oh yeah what did i get
what did i get you knew i was leaving oh yeah yeah i should have just assumed i'm such an idiot chill
out don't tell me to chill out you chill out oh walk away go go just leave do not slam that door
oh i will slam it all i want this is what you get me i think she changed
skylar hi welcome to the apartment thanks
is everything okay oh yeah yeah yeah i'm good i'm so good so good
wow so good to see you guys here we are emily and maddie babe actually that's just
my instagram name right righteous maddie oh my god i'm so sorry it's okay happens all the time
oh my god remember our performance at summer camp oh yeah the friendship's on yes the rain
the sun that was embarrassing that's because you couldn't do the hand motions
i could do them i just got nervous oh but the audience reaction
that's where it started for me seriously second place never felt so good oh yeah those stupid
boys one with that tarzan they cheated please do not talk about boys right now
i hate them especially cheaters uh was that your boyfriend was was key word never seeing him again
uh well never say never oh my god i just can't right now um
up
hi i'm scott's friend hi where's she um i just need my stuff back we she she had to disappear
briefly well i need it now i'm catching a plane in two hours what is it stuff my sunglasses keychain
parents garage door opener okay um i don't know where that would be do you think she's coming home
soon i don't no she might we we don't really know her very well well just to warn you she's psycho
so now you know her well we know she's taking acting at university yeah she's an actress classic
needy self-obsessed weird this is your new roommate oh and good luck getting rent she
stoles me like 200 bucks so yeah have fun with that what did she do she hacked into
my instagram and blocked my ex oh yeah one time she poured blood all over my car and she deleted
the stanley cup finals from my pvr so she could record rupaul's drag race or something i mean
it was the season finale and it was fake blood on his car
there's a performance art project this is a french festival give me back that hoodie this this no
see she's psycho trying to steal my clothes uh i earned it the coach gave it to me oh yeah and
what about what i gave you oh and what did you give me my heart my soul she's acting
and you throw me on the side of the road like a bag of trash it's my favorite hoodie
it's cute on me okay okay maybe we can find a compromise okay we're all adults here we are or
maybe she could give me my damn hoodie why so you can give it to amber
who's amber she's nobody oh no she's not nobody not yet at least she will be nobody eventually
just like me you already have a girlfriend it's complicated it is between us oh us us what us
there's no us i don't have time for this oh oh i'm wasting your time how much did i waste like 10
minutes what about the six months you just wasted of mine just give me my stuff back fine fine fine
mom's garage door opener give diane a hug i'll actually miss her oh and your broken sunglasses
and your stupid hockey stick keychain newsflash
never liked hockey i was faking it not the only thing i faked and the hoodie
i'm glad you guys are seeing this because uh this is what you have to look forward to unreasonable
moody psycho and you know what you're not pretty enough to be an actress yeah truth hurts
doesn't matter if it's raining doesn't matter if their sun what
even when you're feeling lonely you will always have someone okay so you're all freaks friends
are friends forever no matter what the weather so cold or hot i'm a friend you've always got
i think it's time for you to go because you're saying some stupid song no because you're a
jerk and maddie is proof on her phone and she just happens to be a mega popular influencer and she's
gonna cancel you actually some of my followers might not be real and emily's a nursing student
so so what are you qualified to do in week one i think we just clean bums and stuff
and she's gonna wipe your ass classy it's real classy if you need another
reason you're about to get a ticket for parking on the wrong side of the road
see i told you i knew the ham motions guys that was the cringiest display of girl power i've ever
seen but thank you we need a selfie hell yeah okay go power on three yes oh no no hold on we have to
do this right you get used to it you're gonna put this over here right here oh my god that's
so much better okay and the timer is on three okay ready it's on three okay one two three girl power
so these are my roomies emily and skylar we're moving in and moving on i'm mailing it back
what is the total value why for the customs form
what's the value of a human heart let's just say five dollars how did you end up going out with him
anyhow fate and my cousin dated his best friend but mostly fate he was put in my life for a reason
actors need these life experiences well sorry to work out just like you guys if we didn't meet at
summer camp we wouldn't be here true the universe has a plan it speaks to us you just have to listen
what is it telling us i think it's saying our food is ready see totally works
bon appetit now these are in my life for a reason should we toast yeah these jalapenos being so
perfect may they represent our lives and all that is to come on our new adventure to us to us
why are you still up it's almost three no one told me to go to bed you have to do that yourself now
all right what are you eating gummy worms you want one sure
we have to remember to brush our teeth
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