- Hey hey, fruit lovers.
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
(laughs) Yeah.
But seriously, guess what else?
It's time for another Ask Orange episode.
Woo hoo!
Oh man, I love doing these.
They're my flavor-ite! (laughs)
- [Voiceover] Orange slice.
- Whoa.
How'd they do that picture?
- That's not even impressive, dude.
They didn't even ask you a question.
- Oh, where's the orange slice key, I wonder?
Related question, how do you do an umlaut?
- Is this an episode of Ask Orange or is it just an episode
of rave about how cool orange slice pictures are?
- You think people would tune in to a show like that?
- Dude!
- [Voiceover] Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife,
knife, knife, knife, drill, knife, knife, drill, drill,
knife, knife, knife, knife, knife.
- Wow!
- That wasn't even a question either!
- Where's the knife, knife, knife, knife,
knife, drill, drill key? (laughs)
- This is no time for joking, dude.
Don't you wonder if these people are trying to warn us?
- Warn us?
Warn us of what--
(screams)
(stabbing impacts)
No!
Not the TNT!
- Why is there TNT?
(yells)
(explosion booms)
- [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange.
- All right, here we go.
Time for some real questions written out with real words.
- [Voiceover] Where is your butt?
That's easy.
My butt is right here. (giggles)
- Dude? - [Orange} Yeah?
- There's no butt there.
- What? - There's no butt.
- Well, that's weird.
I had a butt. Where's my butt?
It must be around here somewhere.
- Oh, I think I saw it.
Oh, wait, no, that was just a shadow.
- Oh no.
Oh no, I don't have a butt!
- It's really not that big of a deal if--
- Do I not have a butt? (screams)
- [Voiceover] Get over here!
(laughs)
- You missed.
Whoa! Missed again.
- [Voiceover] Become Elsa.
- Well, I'm not going to become Elsa.
- Come on, do it, dude.
- Elsa's a girl.
- Don't be like that.
Just do it.
- No.
- Do it, Orange! Become Elsa!
- Stop it!
I'm not going to become Elsa!
- Come on.
- I will not.
And I wish everyone here would just
♫ Let it go, let it go ♫
- [Pear and Marshmallow] Yay!
- [Voiceover] Can I meet your family who you grew up with?
- Well, most of my family you've already met in past videos.
But I do have one stepbrother we never, ever talk about.
- Really?
I didn't know that.
- Yep, we try and keep him a secret.
But I guess now's as good a time as any to tell the world.
I actually have a picture of him right here.
(record screeching)
(audience laughing)
(groans)
(laughs)
- Hilarious.
- [Voiceover] Do a song about poisonous potatoes.
♫ A tater named Fud was a poisonous spud
♫ Alone in the muck 'cause no one was his bud
♫ One day a cow mistook Fud for her cud
♫ But he turned out fine, poisonous spud was a dud ♫
(cackles)
- [Voiceover] Yo, yo, yo, yo.
- Yo.
- [Voiceover] Yo. - Yo!
- [Voiceover] Yoyo. - Yow!
Hey, not again, not again, not again.
- [Voiceover] Did you know that you are a mom?
(laughs)
- Yeah, right.
Like I could be a--
(baby oranges gurgling)
(yells)
- [Voiceover] Plant a turtle tree!
- That's a great idea!
I've never planted a turtle tree before!
- Let's do it!
- Yeah!
(ominous chord)
- Poor Donatello.
- We should've done a bit more research
on planting turtle seeds.
- Agreed.
- [Voiceover] I have the game Splatter Up.
Does this mean I'm an epic guy?
- It certainly does!
It also means you're a handsome guy and a wonderful person.
- And good at sports!
- And my best friend!
Yay!
- [Voiceover] Is Marshmallow a boy or girl?
Just tell me or else I will chop you!
(laughs)
- Like you could chop me.
I'm here in the kitchen,
and you're probably 1,000 miles away across the internet.
(yelps)
- What the? - Oh no!
It's another knife, knife, knife, knife,
drill, drill attack!
- Don't let him near the TNT!
- Why the heck do we have more TNT lying around?
- Who keeps bringing TNT in here?
(screams)
(bell dings)
(explosion booms)
- [Lou] Greetings, fellow freedom lovers.
It's your friend from the fringe, Lou the Tick,
back from vacation and filled to the brim with deer blood.
(burps)
(Orange giggles)
- [Orange] Knife.