- Yeah!
- We're more than halfway through the summer.
- We're gonna send it!
- And it's been straight fire.
- I'm tingling inside. [laughing]
- Hannah and Danielle continue to get lucky
with their British baes.
- You look absolutely beautiful.
- And in a shocking turn of events...
- Have you had sex before?
- Yes.
- Jordan may be a virgin.
- How many times? - I lost count.
- Or, maybe that's actually not so shocking.
- Have you heard from Carl this week?
- Nothing.
Carl continues to fall short of my expectations.
No text-- I'm done.
Maybe I really am asking too much.
Let's keep it on the track that we're on
'cause I like it.
- Okay. I do, too.
- I mean, being in a relationship has some perks.
- Happy birthday.
- Look at Kyle and Amanda. They're adorable.
- Muah.
- Or, at least that's what I thought.
- Lindsay told me one of her friends
told her Kyle might have cheated on Amanda, again.
- Are you kidding me?
Now, I'm infected with this rumor.
- I'm not going to.
And there's no cure in sight.
This is worse than an STD.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- Or, so I've heard.
- Get the (BLEEP) out of my face.
- Is Lindsay gonna get mad that you told me?
- No.
I-I will tell her that I told you.
- Okay.
- Boob shot, boom.
You're welcome.
- Oh, is my butt wet? Check my butt.
- Okay.
What's going on?
- I, um...
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
Get the (BLEEP) outta my face.
- Lindsay.
- Lindsay!
- Uh, I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
- D, what's wrong?
- Wasn't me.
- I'm gonna go pee in the bushes.
- All right.
I'm gonna go pee in the bathroom.
- You ----in' did this to me!
Get out of my face.
- What do you mean?
- Whoa. Come here.
Danielle, come here. Danielle!
- Nope. - Danielle Olivera, come.
- The last thing I need, is a brand-new rumor
going around that Kyle is cheating on Amanda.
- What is happening?
- The first time that Kyle cheated, Amanda found out
from somebody other than Kyle,
and that was devastating,
so it needs to come from him this time.
- I have to pee so bad.
You're gonna pee in the bathroom, okay?
You're a 36-year-old man.
- No sh--. - Not in the bushes again.
- Were you looking for me?
[chuckles] - No.
- Hmm. - Hi!
- Why is Danielle crying?
- I-- - What?
- I don't know.
- What happened? - I have no idea.
- I'll meet you back out here on the flip side.
- Breaking the seal on my birthday,
first time ever.
- Are you okay?
- Please leave me alone. - Okay.
[sniffling] - I don't know. She--
I went up to her, and she told me to leave her alone,
and I felt bad.
- She's fine. She just-- she's having a moment.
[whistling]
Hey.
Um, Lindsay! Lindsay!
- When she gets drunk, she gets emotional.
I told you that the first night.
- Max, well, you might want to--
- Look at Max. He's like...
[imitating siren sound]
[laughing]
- Can I talk to you?
I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm not...
- Yeah, you know what?
That's what my best friend just told me, too.
Danielle knows how hard it is for me to trust people
because every single important person in my life
has broken my trust at some point or another.
How could she do this?
[crying]
- I get that Danielle probably shouldn't have said
anything to me to betray your trust,
but I'm not saying a word to either of them
until you talk to Kyle
because he's your oldest friend.
If Kyle doesn't say something to her soon,
before they ----ing move in together,
I have to say something.
- Don't you understand my pressure, too?
- So, he-- so, he-- - I just found out on Thursday,
and it's Kyle's birthday. I can't say sh-- today.
- No, I know.
Look, I think you're a good friend.
You didn't say anything. You didn't ruin the weekend.
I'm not either.
It's also not my place to-to say sh--
before he gets the chance to.
- I agree.
So, what are you gonna say when people are like,
"Where were you just now?"
- Talking to Lindsay.
- About what?
- Carl.
- Everett.
- Both.
- Kyle. Carl.
[laughing]
- Yes.
I had a mental breakdown. Sorry.
I'll be fine. Thank you.
[sniffles]
- Are we having a dance off?
I'm scared!
- Come on. - Okay!
- Now you dip me.
- This birthday will always be remembered
as the birthday that I grew up.
Like, I'm goin' home coherent,
with no rips in my tuxedo.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- I will actually have memories stored.
Probably most importantly,
like, Amanda stood by my side.
Amanda's got it all.
Like, she's gonna make an amazing wife.
- We crushed it.
- Hey!
- I know you do. - You're my best friend.
- You're my best friend. - You're my best friend.
All right, let's go. We want to go.
- all: Oh!
- Wow! - Hey, look, look.
Hey, look it.
- Hannah, the bedroom is yours!
- Ow! You stepped on my toe.
- Yeah, that's real sexy. - Ow!
- Sorry, Bernie.
[indistinct shouting]
- Finally.
- One snuggle-- you get one snuggle.