Here we go
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Sarah??
Ah good day everyone and welcome to today's video.
So i'm back from tour finally. I'm in my filming room and when I got home... a baby arrived.
But not just any baby...
BABY ALIVE
And she is so desperate to be cut open
She's practically asking for it
Ha Ha um..
So yes it is another cutting open kid's toys episode where I am going to
Rip this girl apart
This poor child...
"Please somebody save me...(something in high pitched "doll" voice)"
Too late Baby Alive, there's no one to save you now.
Her name is Snackin' Sara
Listen Sara the only thing you're going to be snacking on is your own blood.
No that's so dark and twisted
So, the crazy thing about this damn doll is when you put food in her mouth she poops and pees...
So, she has a diaper and i'm just so curious what's on the inside of her
like how does that work?
so we're going to cut her open; see what's inside of her
Ya know,
"Mommy!"
"Is it snack time?"
It is snack time!
Ah! Her mouth moves that's kind of creepy!
Oh my god honestly, I'm going to be literally haunted by animatronics.
I have cutten open, um, Furbies. I've cutten open Hatchables and now i'm cutting open a Baby Alive.
and, this is definitely the creepiest because it's
I don't know
like
Furbies and Hatchables, like they're
don't really have any relation to actual living being
but this girl is an actual babydoll
Alright so she is completely taken out of her box
and it came with like a juice box
like a plastic juice box
there's nothing in it
a little plate
um some of the Baby Alive food
which just looks like Play-Doh
but I guess you just shove this in her mouth
and then it comes out her butt
uhhh
and so they gave some diapers that you can put on her
which I guess we should start with that
because honestly
we're gonna test her out before we see what's on the insides
"Hi mommy"
My name's not mommy
i'm daddy
you stupid girl
oh my god what if she like bit my finger off
like I put my finger in there
that's kind of terrifying
come on bite it. I dare ya!
Ok
so
Let's take these pants off
OH MY GOD SHE HAS A HOLE DOWN THERE
Uh Oh
WHAAAOOO
OKAY
So, that's what a vagina looks like everyone
I was always so curious
Apparently it just goes straight up to your mouth
The more you learn
Alright
So we have the diaper
we're gonna put this on
oh gosh
It's been forever since i've put a diaper on
Uhh this goes on the front
ok so
put it like this
alright!
There we go
Perfect!
Honestly this is so weird
AND BY THE WAY
The reason why i'm doing the Baby Alive is because I asked for suggestions
I'm not just some
creepy pervert that's like
"Oh I wanna cut open a girl... a little baby doll girl."
You guys requested this so this is what you're getting.
um
YOU'RE ALL THE SICK TWISTED ONES
i'm just
doing what you tell me to
"Trust me I don't want to do this"
Do you say anything else besides Mommy
"Hello!"
Honestly this is so creepy look at her
"Peek-a-boo! I see you!"
*Scary Music*
Look at her mouth moving
"Time to play!"
Help me please
Honestly like if you probably rewind the footage like in um
what was it
Spy Kids
She's requesting for help
Every word she says is a request for help in a different form of way
But anyways!
Let's get on to feeding her
we're gonna start with the green food
Are you hungry little Baby Alive?
What's her name?
Sara Snackin'?
Alright, Sara, I hope you like green
Oh my god it literally is just Play-Doh
OMG it's actually just Play-Doh
alright!
Enjoy your little Play-Doh
This is green so it's good for you
I think this is all you do
is you just like
put it in her mouth...
Oh is that delicious?
chew it!
"Mommy!"
omg she's... She's choking!
She needs CPR!
*BANG BANG BANG*
OMG BABY ALIVE!
omg it's really back deep in there
omg she has
WHAT IS THIS?
Oh it's a contraption, maybe if she like really chokes or something
ok
so we're gonna keep putting this in her mouth
There you go, keep chewing
eat up
"Hi mommy!"
Nope. Come On.
"I'm hungry!"
Silence!
MMM
She's laughing, that means she likes it
Delicious. She's requesting more
Come on Baby Alive!
EAT IT!
*laughing*
*BANG BANG BANG*
EAT THE PLAY-DOH!
This is so messed up. Honestly
If you haven't unsubscribed already, maybe you should.
Cause you'll get a lot more
I don't know if I could ever do this again, this is so weird
Why isn't she chewing anymore? Are you still alive?
"Hello!"
Oh good she's still alive... she's still talking.
"Peek a boo! I see you!"
This is tough like how are you supposed to get this
OMG SHE'S ACTUALLY SWALLOWING IT!
she just swallowed it
omg
ok
here you need a close up on this
get ready for this. It's crazy. She literally eats it.
"Mommy!"
Go ahead
"Is it snack time!"
Yep it's snack time go ahead sweetie
"Next please!"
Next? Come on keep eating
"You make the best snacks!"
Ah I make the best snacks she said
Thank you, Sara
Now go ahead, eat that little piece
go ahead
"Hi mommy!"
EAT IT
"I'm hungry!"
EAT THE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH
come onnn
do it for the camera
COME ON SARA
Don't you want those millions of views?
Sara, swallow your food!
"Uh-uh!"
Did you just say "uh-uh" to me. oh my god this thing is talking back to me
"Uh-uh!"
She's saying no!
"Uh-uh!"
OHHHH
You know what that means.
You get a finger chopped off every time you say no to me
You know what, those are not strong enough.
Sara, you need to learn your lesson.
When you say "no"
*Snip*
that's what happens
Sara...
omg this is so messed up, but also
like, she needs to learn
"Uh-uh!"
"uh-uh" you say?
*snip*
How about now?
"Uh-uh!"
Ok, how about a... a big toe?
Oh it has a hole in there
Ok. You know what Sara?
Clearly saying "uh-uh" for a reason. Maybe she has too much in her system and she needs
removal
OHHH
SARA!
Sara had an accident down there.
Oh Sara, you silly girl..
That is so weird
She actually pooped it out
This is kind of cool
This is a cool toy
I feel really bad and weird about cutting her open
"Uh-uh!"
WHY NOT!
"Uh-uh!"
Maybe she needs juice
Is that what you need?
"Uh-uh!"
Ok you know what, Sara, I've had enough of your nonsense.
We're just gonna take this arm off of you and see
See how that makes you feel
*gross noises*
Sara!
Oh my goodness
Look at!
it's now a hand puppet
look at that
oh Sara...
"Uh-uh!"
Honestly, she needs help. She's choking on it I think
Here let me help you
Good? Do you need some more juice?
"Hello!"
OH Thank gosh, she's back to normal
"Peek a boo! I see you!"
That's really scary
"Time to play"
Omg she's laughing
do you think this is a joke?
OHH GOSH! SHE JUST POOPED ANOTHER POOP!
Sara, your poop is
nasty
long
and green
I'm gonna take this off cause I need to see what else there is about you
What else can we explore?
should we cut the head off?
is that weird?
Let's put her in Spanish!
omg she can speak spanish
she's bilingual!
"Hi mommy!"
That's not Spanish
"I love you!"
I want Spanish
"HOLA!"
OHHHH
HOLAAA
"(unintelligible)Por Favor!"
Por favor?
*Mechanical clicking*
Now she's mouth popping
Girl I didn't know you could tongue pop!
*POP POP POP*
*Mechanical clicking*
That's insane, maybe she's speaking some other language like a clicking language.
*Mechanical clicking and tongue popping*
Or she's defected
Maybe she's starting to feel the effects of her arm being popped off
Here, let's just expose those legs, Sara
"uh-uh! (in spanish)*
Come on, Sara
OH WOW
HOOOH
ok
Baby Alive. She is still alive and kicking
She can't kick no more actually.
"Mami no bueno porque (I don't speak Spanish sorry)"
She's saying "Mommy no bueno. I don't like this. This doesn't feel good."
ok
ok let's put the leg up here
She's "Put my leg back for favor"
por favor means please in Spanish
This is also a Spanish lesson.
Thank you Baby Alive!
"uh-uh!"
I wanna see what, how it..
ok
I can't twist her neck off. That's important
Honestly it's because her hair is in the way
She just needs a little hair cut
It's a little bit of a trim
Baby Alive
ok, you know what
You need the ultimate clippers
STOP SPEAKING... please
So girl how you doing? Yeah? Everything's good at home?
"Mami!"
Yeah Mommy?
Oh girl you are gonna look so good after I get done with you and your hair.
He-elp me pleaseee! I hate this!
Ok, you know what Baby Alive? I still don't know how you work and the contraptions on the inside
I don't know if I can get you open here
let's see
Oh there we go!
She's getting a C-section
Here we go!
OOP
Sara?!
Ok! So we're done with the cutting because it is really dark sided and
One second
You know what, just go back to English
That way I can know what you're saying
I'm sorry I didn't get to finish giving you a haircut
We just need to see what's in the back of your head
We're just gonna unscrew it
Ok
I don't think
OH PERFECT
WAAOO
Ohhh
Girl how's your head?
She hasn't had any complaints yet
So I don't know how much more
Oh you can unscrew the whole body??
OH WAIT
I didn't know these were here
Oh fun!
Ok so we don't need to cut her open, which is good
We just have to unscrew her
I'm sorry I popped your legs off
Ok I think we need to pop the arm off
Oh!
Screw's loose
Oh gosh... oh wait that's attached to something
ok maybe we can't
oh that's where she talks!
OK WELL
This is what she looks like on the inside. She's just really hollow and she has wires in there
um
For some reason I can't take her stomach off
But Baby Alive, she's still alive and well. Right baby?
Right?
Momma, I'm still here
She's still here everyone!
Don't worry. Um she's just taking a little nap right now.
um
so Baby Alive
We're just gonna put you, um, over there for a moment
um ok
SO, what we have discovered is that Baby Alive is really cool and we should not cut her open
because she doesn't deserve that in her life
I hope this was insightful for you guys and made it so none of you guys have to cut open your toys
because that's what my job is!
So uh, anyways if you guys enjoyed today's video please give it a big 'ole thumbs up
and let me know what next you want me to cut open
um as far as kids toys
and uh I will see you all next time.
Good damn bye!