[alarm blaring]
Matthew: Enemy ships inbound, captain.
- We're in bad shape, captain.
- We need to jump to hyperspace, now!
- Power's at three percent, we can't make the jump.
- Then we've lost.
You three take the escape pods,
I'll stay behind and create a diversion.
It's been an honor.
- That's it, the escape pods!
If we synchronize their helithrusters
to the ship's engine,
we could generate the power for one jump.
- Well?
- It could work.
Theoretically.
- That's all I need to hear.
Do it!
- Synchronizing pod thrusters.
- In three, two, one.
- Hang on to something!
[engines powering up]
[engine roaring]
[engine stuttering]
[all groaning]
What happened?
- Oh no, we're on fire!
- Why didn't that work?
- It could have worked, theoretically.
- Now the escape pods are ruined!
- Well, I think we can all agree,
we thought that was gonna work.
All: Yeah.
[alarm blaring]
- Enemy ships have target lock on us.
We need to jump to hyperspace.
- The vector foils aren't responding,
the ship won't make the jump!
- Then it's over.
You three, get into space suits,
use the suit stabilizers to drift toward that moon--
- The space suits, of course!
They have a life support system,
drawn by quantum zero artificial intelligence cords,
if we intertwine their AI's with the warp engine,
it could teach itself to override the safety protocol.
- That's it!
Engineering!
- Ah-- It could work...
theoretically, but the ship--
- There it is, we're not dead yet.
Do it!
[buttons beeping]
- Entangling AI.
In three, two, one.
[engine powers up]
[engine stutters]
[all groaning]
Ship: Fire, fire, fire.
Matthew: Oh, no!
Fire!
Even more fire!
The suits are destroyed!
- Why didn't that work either?
- These plans are possible,
they just aren't probable!
- Never tell me the odds.
Navigation, what's the situation?
- Enemy ships have us surrounded,
power's at two percent,
we need to jump to hyperspace if we wanna survive.
- Listen up, you three get in the cargo containers--
- The cargo, that's it!
- What's it?
- Our cargo bay is filled
with trolinium hydroponic shards.
If we flood the cargo bay with the shards,
then re-magnetize the zenoid gas to prevent polar compounding,
maybe we can create a thermotide cascade spike,
and then make the jump to warp space!
[audience laughter]
- Gah...
[uncomfortable mumbling]
You know I...
- But...
- It, it could work.
Theoretically.
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
Prepare to make warp jump!
- Re-navigating in three, two, one...
- Punch it!
[ship powering up]
Here we go crew, this is it!
[crashing, electricity crackling]
Oh, come on!
We need an idea that can work!
- We could surrender to the enemy
before they blast us!
- Stupid, no, next!
- Well let's just give the enemy
the qubar crystals that we stole,
that's why they're chasing us, after all.
- Shut it!
We need real ideas!
- The qubar crystals, of course!
- And here it is!
- What if we take the crystals and superheat them,
and produce vapor globules which are pendamines.
If we force the pendamines [garbled]
It could resynergize what filaparticles,
a natural byproduct of the gravitational thrust
that the ship's engine naturally produces.
If we could keep the reaction stable,
it could charge the warp space jump initiator.
[audience laughter]
[incoherent mumbling]
- Say it.
- I don't-- I don't.
- Come on.
Say it, shh, just shh,
say the words.
Come on, say it.
Come on.
- Theoretically.
- Hit it!
Here we are crew, this is it,
this is the one!
We're gonna do it!
We're gonna live!
[explosion]
[audience applause]
- Captain, the fans have just finished watching the sketch.
- Sweet mercy, what do we do?
- That's it.
If you like and share the video,
and then subscribe to our channel,
we could increase our viewership
and create more comedy for everyone!
- It could work, theoretically.
- Well, it's up to them now.
We're waiting.
Look, I got sectors to be in.
You just push the button.