(engine turning)
(wind bustling)
- [Freiburger] So this alley right here is about (mumbling).
He'll just kick it up over ledge.
(mumbling)
- [Male] Copy that.
- [Freiburger] Oh, the Challenger's truly unstoppable.
- [Male] You're what?
- [Freiburger] It's unstoppable! Unkillable!
Oh!
I could slow down.
Okay, it died, but I can coast it down.
It's alright.
Oh, we're (mumbling) eye of the storm again.
Whoa this is bad!
- [Male] This is the belly of the beast, right here.
- [Freiburger] It is.
I can't see though.
- [Male] I can't see anything.
There's a cliff.
- [Freiburger] There's a cliff right there.
I was a using it as a guide.
Alright, fire me up.
(engine roaring)
Yikes!
This is the worst!
It's horrible!
I cannot see!
Ow!
- [Male] Man, I'm getting pelted with sand.
We've got to make a move.
- [Freiburger] Ah.
Oh, it died.
- [Male] Can you roll?
- [Freiburger] Ah! I'm coasting.
I cannot see--
- [Male] I cannot see.
- [Freiburger] Anything.
Ah!
Well I guess (mumbling) in the desert
is going to be the end of Roadkill Garage!
And maybe the end of us.
- [Male] Ugh!
It's been nice knowing you, Freiburger.
- [Freiburger] Well it's been a good run.
Ah!
(engine roaring)
- [Male] How are we going to get out of this?
- [Freiburger] I don't know.
(engine revving)
- [Male] Don't neutral slam it.
Just take the idle down as low as you can
before you put it in gear.
- [Freiburger] Okay, I got to go.
Can you see that way?
- [Male] Just keep it as far that way as you can.
- [Freiburger] Well no, there's (mumbling) here too.
- [Male] Yeah, I know, but can you see that side?
- [Group] Ah!
(engine revving)
- [Male] Okay, you're good on my side.
- [Freiburger] Yup, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You okay over there?
Ah!
(engine revving)
Ow! Ah!
Ow!
This is so bad!
- [Male] How are we going to get out of this?
- [Freiburger] I don't know.
It'll stop eventually, right?
- [Male] I don't know how long we can last.
(laughing)
- [Freiburger] Ah!
This is hilarious.
- [Male] I've got sand in my eyes
even though I have goggles on.
- [Freiburger] Me too.
- [Male] I've got to start the engine.
- [Freiburger] Why?
- [Male] So that we could try to make progress.
- [Freiburger] I can't see!
- [Male] I could see a little bit.
- [Freiburger] You can either die on the cliff
or die in the sand!
Take your pick!
- [Male] I'll take my chances driving on.
- [Freiburger] Okay.
Fire it up.
(engine revving)
- [Male] You've got about 15 feet to the cliff on this side.
You're good.
Oh.
- [Freiburger] It's kind of scary.
Yeah, I can't see.
- [Male] I can't see.
We could go forward about 20 feet
and then we could stop again.
- [Freiburger] Fire it up.
(engine revving)
Ah!
I'm trying to go slow!
- [Male] I smell gas.
- [Freiburger] Yeah, me too.
- [Male] Should we be worried?
- [Freiburger] No, let's get out of here. (laughs)
- [Male] Floor it.
- [Freiburger] It is.
Here, you do it.
You're better.
(engine revving)
- [Male] Alright.
You're good to the right.
- [Freiburger] What?
- [Male] You're good to the right!
- [Freiburger] Okay!
- [Male] You're good to the right.
You're good to the right.
- [Freiburger] It died again.
I can't see a thing.
We could be going straight off a cliff.
I just don't know.
I mean I can kind of see, but not enough.
- [Male] You're good on my side.
Oh!
- [Freiburger] What?
- [Male] I just had like a patch of clear vision.
You're good.
- [Freiburger] What!
- [Male] You're good on my side!
- [Freiburger] Yeah, but I don't know what's in front of us!
- [Male] Oh.
(laughing)
- [Freiburger] We could be heading straight off a cliff
and I couldn't know it.
Do you guys copy?
- [Freiburger] Are you still stopped?
- [Freiburger] Yeah, we cannot find our way there.
We can't see anything.
They're in the same circumstance!
- [Dulcich] Yeah, but if we stay here too long
the carburetor will get completely full of sand.
- [Freiburger] Yeah I know,
but you want to fall off a cliff?
- [Dulcich] No!
- [Male] This is that sandstorm (mumbling) miles away.
(mumbling)
Oh, it's definitely here.
- [Freiburger] Come back?
- [Male] Are you disoriented?
Do you know where you are?
- [Freiburger] But I'm not exactly sure.
I can't keep driving.
- If you can walk your way,
I mean if you can slowly crawl your way towards us.
- [Dulcich] Ugh, I'll walk it and you drive.
- [Freiburger] I can see.
Fire it up.
(engine revving)
- [Dulcich] I can see my side.
- [Freiburger] Ah! Oh!
- I feel bad for them.
- [Male] They have no freaking windshield.
- [Brad] I know.
(engine revving)
- [Freiburger] I can't see enough!
- [Dulcich] I'm going to go out there and walk it.
- [Freiburger] Okay!
- [Dulcich] I'll guide you in.
(engine revving)
- [Freiburger] Ah!
We're going to have great footage of our death.
- [Dulcich] I'm getting back in the car.
- [Freiburger] What?
- [Dulcich] That's even worse.
- [Freiburger] Okay.
(wind howling)
My eyes are so full of sand
even with the goggles on.
- [Dulcich] Oh my eyes, I have a ton of sand in my eyes.
- [Freiburger] We're literally stranded in a sandstorm.
- [Dulcich] Yup.
- [Freiburger] Getting pummeled.
- [Dulcich] Yup.
I think we're in the worst spot.
- [Freiburger] Yes we are.
- [Dulcich] There's sand everywhere.
It doesn't seem to be getting any better.
- [Freiburger] Nope!
- [Dulcich] I can't keep the sand out of my goggles, either.
- [Freiburger] Me neither.
- [Dulcich] It seems to be worse.
- [Freiburger] Yup!
- [Dulcich] Oh, there's much sand in my goggles.
- [Freiburger] He says it's clearing up for a second.
Fire it up.
(grunting)
- [Dulcich] Ready?
- [Freiburger] Yeah.
- [Dulcich] Come on, 318.
- [Freiburger] Just start it!
- [Dulcich] Come on, 318, start.
Not sounding good.
- [Freiburger] Yeah, the carburetors are just trashed.
- [Dulcich] No.
- [Freiburger] Not going to start.
- [Dulcich] No.
- [Freiburger] The car won't start anymore.
It's too full of sand.
- [Dulcich] How's he going to come here?
- [Freiburger] Probably not a good idea.
Do you copy?
What are you going to do?
- [Freiburger] The visibility is worse walking!
We tried it!
- [Freiburger] You will not be able to see!
It is zero visibility.
I don't know if this gets better or worse.
- [Freiburger] Ah!
- [Dulcich] Oh.
- [Freiburger] 10-4.
This is really bad.
- [Dulcich] Yeah.
- [Freiburger] Are you rolling our way?
- [Freiburger] Copy that.
We are not moving.
- [Dulcich] This is like sandy doom.
- [Freiburger] I wonder if we should get in the back.
Here, if you get in the back
you can get behind the seat.
See this?
- [Dulcich] I had to take my goggles off.
- [Freiburger] Yeah, my goggles are full of dirt.
(slow guitar music)
- [Freiburger] Ah.
I see your lights!
See them?
Hey Steve!
- [Dulcich] Yeah.
- [Freiburger] They're here.
- [Dulcich] Let's get out of here.
- [Freiburger] Yeah.
(slow music)
Ah!
- [Dulcich] Oh, thank God you guys came.
- [Freiburger] My eyes are so full of rocks.
- [Dulcich] Mine are too.
- Ah!
You know well, the good news we've got
the world's best off-road Challenger.
The bad news is (mumbling) in the desert.
(laughing)
And it's literally I mean, we're bleak, like beyond bleak,
and then all of a sudden there's a break,
and we go yeah, we got it!
And we take off.
Oh we were in the eye of the storm back there, dude.
It was like death.
The good news is we have Crunch 'n Munch
so all is well with the world.
(laughing)
- [Brad] I think everything has Crunch 'n Munch
at this point.
- [Freiburger] Yes.
- [Brad] Oh, thank you.
- [Freiburger] My teeth are really gritty.
- [Brad] Uh-huh.
- [Freiburger] I feel a lot better now.
Thanks guys.
(dramatic music)
(engine turning)