Dropping off our rental car.
She's been good to us.
You gonna miss it?
No, not at all.
She got us where we needed to go, but did not drive very smoothly.
[cat meows]
[Eric laughs]
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Good morning adventurers.
Good morning.
We got bright and early today to head to the airport
That's why we have hats on because we didn't take showers and our hair looks horrible.
So the hats are gonna be on most of the day. We are starting a two-day travel day actually
We are in Sicily on the western part of Sicily in the town of Palermo
We're about to hop a plane over to Paris, Paree, if you will
Paree for the night and then up to Miami
To do a cruise the next day. So it's a lot of traveling
But worth it because we are going to be having some fun in the sun in the Caribbean y'all
Yeah, it's gonna be quite a change to what we're doing right now.
Yes, much warmer than all this.
So one more cold night and then here sunshine and bliss and Barbados and cruise life for us basically
But we got to get behind the gate. We're flying Ryanair sadly which we never have a good experience with but
Yeah we'll see. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling positive. I'm putting those vibes out there and maybe they'll come back...to me.
So let's go!
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Paris, here we come!
Ryanair's so cheap you don't even get a little pouch to put something
but on the plus side, you don't leave anything in it, right?
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We just landed in Paris at the Beauvais airport.
Yeah, never been here before
It's way out of town and the only way to get into town is via a bus. They cost 17 euros a fricking piece
So ultimately we are trying to get up to Charles de Gaulle there is no shuttle between the two
Why would there be? So we take this bus to the center of Paris you have another bus to go tickets out to
The airport and then we take a shuttle to take us to our hotel
Wooh! It is a day, yes!
[Eric]: And then cruise
And then cruise - well, then a 10-hour flight tomorrow and then cruise
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We have arrived in the 17th district you think it is?
We got food, but there is no eating allowed on this bus, so
[Eric]: We've just been staring at the food the whole time
I'm so hungry. And I'm just hoping that we'll make a connection from here
I'm not really sure what to do at this point
[Eric]: Because we still have to get out to the next airport where our hotel is for the night.
Yeah, so stay tuned
First things first, we got ourselves a couple iced latte
We had to go to Starbucks just because we spotted one and they actually don't have Starbucks in Italy that we could find
No, I think Milan has a Starbucks reserved. There's maybe one other one
Not that we usually go to Starbucks
We just really wanted an iced latte.
They're the only coffee shop we know that reliably has ice for cold drinks
So now we're just hunkered down over here. Allison finally has a minute to eat. I was just shoving a sandwich in my face
That's why I haven't been filming anything because I've had my hand full of a bag
But we're trying to figure out the best way to get from where we are now to the hotel. That's right near the airport
Yeah, we thought it was one quick bus, but now we're
Getting a little confused. Maybe it's multiple buses.
So maybe a bus to an uber or something like that, but we are gonna get there
We'll figure it out. It's fine.
I think we just weren't putting in the proper terminal, but I think we figured it out
so the number two bus takes us all the way from here over to
Terminal 2 which there should be a shuttle from there over to the hotel what we're staying at which is somewhere over here
Success! We found the bus. People have been whoop
People are very helpful
As soon as we walked up, the bus came, paid in cash, it hurt 38 euros for the two of us
So this has been a -
[Eric]: That was 38 Euros? Wow.
Maybe when you come, Uber all the way.
[Eric]: I mean the Uber was over 100 euros
But if you have a couple of people with you
may be worth it.
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[Eirc]: Made it to our hotel guys
Whoa
Check it ou, look at that weird shower.
One of the weirdest showers I've ever seen. Well it's all open so we get to watch each other take a shower
Oh yeah
So it turns out there's actually a curtain
That's good
So you gotta be pretty comfortable with who you're rooming with 'coz
You're gonna see something
[Eric]: What you got there?
Oooh we were bad boys and girls.
Shoot. I didn't quite realize it though. We got kebab plates, which we could have definitely split one .
Yeah. Wow.
But we got some delicious kebab. There's some rice under there, some french fries, salad
We got hot sauce and taziki's sauce because y'all this hotel does have a buffet downstairs
It's 25 euros a pop when she told us that we were we're like, "Okay bye we'll go find anything else"
And this is what we found and it's horrible, but amazing.
I think we're gonna chill, watch a little scary movie
Probably pause it halfway through to get real work done. Yes
Put the camera away. Nobody needs to see this.
Think that is gonna do it for day 1 of this travel adventure.
Yes. I am very grumpy to still be awake right now if you cannot tell.
She was trying to go to bed
And I was like no, we're gonna do that ending shot this shot right here. And we also ended up watching that entire movie and
not working so we're feeling a little bad about ourselves. But tomorrow is a new day. Yeah. Okay. This is over we're going to bed
Good morning y'all
Yeah, but at least we're showered today.
Well I didn't do my hair but I did shower
Yeah
so we're gonna be doing about a 10-hour flight over Miami and actually I try to shower as close up to the time of the
Flight as possible because I want to be as fresh as possible for as long as possible on the plane
Little tip that we didn't put in our last video about the long haul flight tips. Take a shower
That's probably not a very good tip. Okay, we don't have to get any food because we ate it the hotel, we're good to go
Probably gonna go find some coffee though
Yes
We actually have a check bag and we but we decided we were just gonna take our bags on the plane just so we didn't
have to go through the baggage claim afterward, but
Our bags were too big and they caught us so but I mean we don't have to pay for an extra truck back
So it's not that big a deal
but that means that I have to remove my drone battery because you're not allowed to have these in check baggage and I almost always
Forget it but not today
I've decided to put my jacket in here. I'm already at max capacity. So I'm trying to play Allison's technique
Haha success what I was gonna say was it's a way luggage that we have has a
Look a little battery built in well, I think I'm stuffed too tight. It won't come out
Well, they're supposed to pop out but I stuffed it too tight
damn
If I close it all the way that's not gonna work
Come out. Let's not come out at all. Why did I put my jacket in there?
Our flight is currently boarding but we spotted this little what is it like a...?
[Eric]: It says Naked.
Yeah, we found a place that says naked and we were like we're in they have all these delicious kind of healthy options here
Yeah, because we're trying not to eat the airline food because it always messes us up
Instead, I think we're gonna do all of this and hope that they we can tell them don't give us the food
I don't know. I've never tried it before I see
I've got a little fish quinoa bowl and some [inaudible] sancky food
We got onto the plane and I'll tell you it's just so cramped here I don't have anywhere for my bags
Wait, just kidding. Look at this. We've got like a little compartment to put all our stuff in that's amazing. I've never had this before
I feel like a king.
Check it out
It's like our own little bin
You guys Air France is I think our new favorite airline check it out
It's like this seat is twice as big as normal on
This whole entertainment system, it's got this thing for I don't know I thought phone
But it won't really go...
Pockets so you can put everything and it's got a tongue here
Tell us we got a little cup holder, but it's too small for our cups
We got pillows and got blankies
We got eye masks
We're good. This might be the coolest feature I've ever seen on an airplane
They have cameras all around it and you can switch between them and look outside and see the plane for like an outside perspective
They have stairs on this plane, we've been running up and down getting their exercise.
[Eric]: Yeah looking like idiots.
But it's cool, nobody cares
[Eric]: Totally worth it.
And they have like free drinks at the top
you just refill on your own
[Eric]: You were saying?
Sorry, next tothe bathroom.
We have totally kicked ass on this plane we are seven hours in
We have a few hours left, but watching movies got a little work done, but we will be landing shortly
And then off into the Miami sun
I didn't even bring my coat on board because I don't need it
Oh, yeah, they saw that I've got a long-sleeve shirt on. Yeah, you gotta burn you gonna be looking like a fool
[Eric]: Back to the ol' US of A
U-S-A, U-S-A
[Eric]: Don't, don't do that.
Miami y'all feel that? Y'all feel that? Where's Will Smith?
I do feel the heat actually, it's awesome as you saw we've landed in Miami. Yes, we made it. We survived the flight
It went really well because we had some healthy food to eat and we had room to stretch
Around but when we landed it took us forever to get through customs
Oh because you are looking at global entrance
Okay. Well, we we got Global Entry. That's this department. So we're global entering
Yeah, they've actually been backed up on applications for Global Entry. We applied for it like six months ago
They were like, okay we have open enrollment. So when you show up just come on in
So you can just come on in
But be prepared to wait. It's not a bad interview though.
It's pretty painless.
But anyways, we got it and we want to tell you guys because we were so excited about that
Yeah, now we can spend half the time at the airport
Yeah, or maybe a quarter of the time when we come back the line was so long today, okay
We are going into the depths of Miami now
Guys, we are boarding the ship, it's cruise life from here on out