I am on point like nobody's business.
Isn't it about me?
Hi how you doing?
I'll shut up.
You're really tone deaf.
Who cares about that?
You get the.
I'm allowed to cry.
And I don't give to show my.
There's giving too many gifts, create spoiled children.
Written by Jackie.
She's talking about Jennifer.
Why would you write an article that references
my kids to being spoiled?
I didn't say one negative thing about your children.
Right anyway, I got.
Everybody, get over you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Thank you so much.
Wait, what is that?
Why she get a knife?
And I didn't.
It's actually called a hunch, Chad,
which is an ancient Turkish dagger
that people use when they want to stab people in the back.
So I figured I can give you something tangible.
So the next time I could see you coming.
Honey, I don't need your knife.
You weren't attacking my children,
saying that they were spoiled.
No, that's your paranoia.
And I'm not going to apologize for you being paranoid.
Jennifer, you come into my house with your holier
than thou attitude in that house.
I would be offended, too.
I'm just saying, culturally, it's very hard to relate to.
So you can't relate to people who have set up marriages.
And I can't relate to people who have
affairs with married people.
Thank you.
I went to a jeweler and had a Maid.
Did you guys know my brother's a jeweler?
Like, we could have went to my brother
and he could have made it for us.
Jennifer, I don't know what the hell
you're talking about because I called you and told you.
I think the cocktails are getting your brain.
You know what?
It's an ugly sorry cocktail.
Relax OK, baby, I am on point like nobody's business.
At least your lip line looks like a monkey
and a monkey dance Hall.
That sucks.
She said something about Danielle that
can strike the race for me.
Thank you.
And it's not right.
It's not right.
So another side.
Something out of the cloud.
She brought something into the universe that my husband has.
A girlfriend.
She threw glass at me.
I say to you, why would you want to do a glass away?
Oh, it was not me, sweetheart.
It was not me.
You know, you got the wrong girl.
I'm telling you that right now.
Jennifer, if I. I'm glad you right now.
You got the wrong girl.
You would know it, sweetheart.
Jeff Webster.
I saw her.
I'm on fire.
Teresa said, make fun of Jackie.
And Jennifer goes in.
You told me yourself when you wrote the article.
The finger. You told me.
Don't point that finger into my face to get the stick out
of your ass and lighten up.
Let's continue it in blood.
It wasn't that one finger into my face.
Because you're giving me your.
Condescending slur.
Oh, my God.
Look at them.
They have a good system.
Baby, she bent down on all fours,
but she's very good at it.
And then Teresa climbed over her.
What bothered me the most is that you
wouldn't, as my friend, wouldn't say,
actually, you have her wrong.
Well, you know, honestly, she said today,
she just doesn't consider you like a friend.
You don't consider me a friend.
Because I actually considered a friend, so.
All right.
Thanks, John.
One Margarita later, and you're just diarrhea of the mouth.
I'm not trying to start trouble at all.
I just want Jackie to know, like Jackie,
she may not be your friend in that way that you think.
I don't understand how everything ends up always being
my fault. How did we get here?
Isn't this my birthday?
Isn't it about me?
Hi how are you doing?
Thank God.
I'm Teresa's sister-in-law.
Otherwise I'd be so boring.
Just saying I'm honored.
Fabulous Teresa, you're hilarious.
I can't like you, by the way.
By the way.
By the way, by the way, by the way.
Dude, you set my kid's birthday party.
I only serve pizza because you're
implying that I got cheap because I didn't feed
you gourmet food during it.
I know what my children wanted at this party.
They wanted pizza and a Nutella cake.
That's a play date for me.
Pizza and cake.
In the long run, you watch whose children
are Sit up nice in 30 years.
But how do you put me?
Boosting my kids are not going to be successful in 30 years.
What are you talking about?
You're bitch.
Well, what do you bitch?
Don't call me a bitch for a little more.
Hello? hello?
What? hello?
Swear to God.
You swear to God.
Walk away.
By this point, you should just put it on a t-shirt.
I'm sorry.
So you could just be like.
Can I just show you something that I had made for this trip?
Sorry not sorry.
But also she said that she told Daniele,
and then she doesn't want to be friends anymore.
Wow good riddance.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, honey.
Are you still considering freezing your eggs?
Yes.
Have you?
Are you kidding?
What? she's not going to have a baby.
Hey, she's way too self-absorbed with it.
I don't get the chance to explain that.
This relates to divorce talk, for crying out loud.
Shut it.
You shut it.
Oh, my God.
Jen's out a lot.
And she brags about where does it that I go?
Aside from you women and filming, I'm always home.
I don't know.
I'm pretty much rejected on Instagram that you were out
on me because it's Insta sham.
It's all fake, and it's what people want you to see.
OK?
you are nothing.
I aspire to be.
Oh, you don't like it?
What's the matter?
You can't get your sentence out.