*High Five* Top of the mornin to ya laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to Space Pirate Trainer VR
oh, wait. My mouse is on screen, sorry
Sometimes I forget that the mouse is actually recording on screen
Holy fuck
What do I have?
I don't know what I'm doing
I haven't played this game before!
I have a shield, apparently
thats like warpy
WARPING SPACE TIME
That is good
James Marvel, ok
How do I play?
Ready to rock!
Options
Quit game
I don't know what the hell is going on
The highest score is 304000!!
I'm not gonna get near that. Ok, ummm...
Ready to rock, I guess?
I don't know what I am doing!
What do I do?
Oh, OH, I have to shoot you guys!
OH OKAY
This is what its all about
This looks fucking cool!
OKAY
OH YEAH
This feels good!
Where are you?
AH GO AWAY!
He got SUPER close!
YEEAAH!!!
WOAH!!
This what its all about! This is VR
I'm gettin' pretty good. I'm gettin' pretty good!
Hold UP that shield!
BLOCK those Douchebags!
YOU WANNA GO?
D-DO YOU?!
DO YOU WANNA GO RIGHT NOW?!
oh I feel like...oh god theres hair in my eye
oh god
No. NO. NO!
What the hell does that do?
I don't know!
WHOAH JESUS
No, no, no, no
At least you guys telegraph when you gonna shoot
Good god, that got scary
I didn't know what the hell was going on there, for a second
Why-WHY did you switch?
WHY DID YOU SWITCH HANDS?!
I don't know what I did!!
What did I do?
I-I OH god
D- Did I fucked something up?
I think I fucked something up!
There we go! There we go!
Oh god, I'm not good with my left hand
AH. Shoot him! SHOOT him!
STOP! STOP! BLOCK! BLOCK!
I'm shootin' bullets BACK at them!
Thats awesome!
How-how do I switch back?
how-how do I?
Oooh god!
uhm, yes, YES. I don't know what I'm doing. OH GOD!
[laughs]
How the fuck do I switch back?
okay, I'm ready to rock, again!
If this happens again, I'm just gonna switch hands!
j-just gonna switch the controllers in each hand
OKAY. I'M FEELIN' READY TO ROCK, BABY!
THIS IS FUN!!
Shit, shit, shit
SHIT
IT'S HARD TO SEE THEM IN THE DISTANCE!
Oh yeah, LOOK AT THIS!
Thats cool as well!
EVERYTHING is cool!
Some would say everything is awesome
How do I-how do I fire my big weapon?
FUCKIN' HELL!
I-I guess thats how!
OH Laser, BITCH!
NO YOU DON'T!
fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK
This is FUCKIN' rad!
Do you ran out?
DAH! [laughs]
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD! THAT IS FUCKIN' AWESOME!
okay, somebody is shootin' over here
no you don't, no you don't, no you don't!! WHO IS SHOOTIN'?
I DON'T KNOW WHO IS SHOOTIN'!!
STOP IT!
oh yeah, OH YEAH, BABY!
Fuckin' hell
THATS AWESOME!
Jesus Christ, okay, two shoots!
oh that might be better!
fuck, ow, ow, ow, ow
ookay, I'm getting the hang of it now
YES. BOOM.
I don't even know what that does!
DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE
STAY IN THE SAME PLACE, PLEASE!!
What does that do?
I don't know, maybe it deflects the bullets
OH YEAH [tries to make the beat of the music, but fails]
oh disburses there bullets
okay,okay
keep an eye on them,keep an eye on them
If you know where the bullets are coming from! You know you can block them
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
BOOOOOOM
Oh my GOD.This is so much fucking fun!
Okay,I have to dodge though.I have to DODGE.
Who shoot me?
No! No!
Disburse those bullets. DISBURSE!
Can I get health back every now and then?
Oh shit.
OH shit.
OH SHIT.
I get ...Arrrrr FUCK! DAMMIT!
Ar man my name is gonna be a-s-s. Ass
aaah Donald Duck did better then me
this is so fucking cool!
I don't know what the best gun is. Oh this is a good one.
I don't seem to run out of ammo so,
I mean,why not?
Yarrrrrrrrr
Oh I guess it's 'cause I don't get a laser pointer when I do this.
I don't know what this one is.
But this one has like A LOT OF POWER in it.
BOOM
Oh god, oh god, oh god
Okay.
Back to normal, back to normal
Laser pointer please.
Here we go.
Oh god. Fuck you.
FUCK YOU GUYS! Your like little septiceyes
HELLO PLANET
What da fuck is going on over there?
Oh shit.
Fuck! Fuck you!
Oh god Oh god!
I keep forgetting I have a shield that I don't just dodge.
But you can just dodge like that, thats cool
*singing background music*
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
fuck you guys.
Am I --Am I blocking shit.I DON'T KNOW
Whoa.Whoa.Whoa.
No.No.No.No!
NO! NOT TODAY!
Not! Not today!
Right in your fucking face hole.
Oh my god.
It's like a full-on workout.
Nah! I-- I refuse!
I refuse to get shot today.
Fuck all of you!
Yeah its like playing the Brookhaven Experiment again
[Singing] Can you feel the music..in your bones
Ah..god I got hit anyway?!?
that fucking sucks.
No,no.No,NO!
Stop it!
Block all those bullets!
Hit you with your own bullets!
STOP!
Go away!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who wants to go! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just keep doing this!
Uh-oh!
This is bad!
THIS-IS-BAD!!
No! No!
Too many bullets!
Uhhhh
What the fuck am I doing?
Am I getting hit?
I better not be.
I better NOT be.
Shoot 'em. Shoot 'em dead. Yeaaaaah!
Whooo!
Who wants to go?
Who wants to go against Jackaboy's gun?
Ohhhhhh shit.
Wait, I got a better gun for this!
This one does good against you guys!
Oh shit, no, aww fuck!
Ah fuck.
Ah fuck!
Oh God!
Oh God.
Ah..Shit!
I got shot twice.
C'mon man! I thought I was doing really well.
Good God.
My score is....
Three thousand nine hundred?
Somebody....
got that?!?
Good God....this gun is cool!
You charge it up....
...and then...
BOOM!
But it's kind of hard to know
where the fuck you're shooting it.
Oh my God, there's actually a crosshair in there!
You see that shit? It's like the little square?
That's awesome.....okay, I want to look around the level a small bit.
BOOOM!
*robot voice* I AM THE ROBOT
Holy shit....look at that!
Why are you like....
vibrating?
I like this
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I like this...
but you have no, like, aim then.
This is the only one where you can actually see where you are aiming, that
Looking over at that now made me feel really small and tiny.
I'm scared....okay.
*exhales*
WE CAN DO THIS!
ARE YOU READY?
UHHHHHHHHHH
I AM THE ROBOT!
Fuck you guys.
Okay....let's go with....this.
Oh God. This sucks though
because you have to lead your shots a lot more.
Oh God. Okay, I like this one.
Okay, I'm ready.
I have to be...fucking...I have to be aware of where people are and where they are shooting from all the time.
Uhhh!
I can do this!
I can do this! I can protect myself!
No, no , no, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Did I get hit?
God damnit.
What the fuck?
You guys are everywhere this time.
No!
STOP IT!
DIIIIE!
I hate them. I hate them! I HATE THEM!
Fucking hell...
Where did the other guy go? I see ya!
Fuck you, I'm getting tangled.
They were everywhere that time.
Did I get hit?
I dunno, I hope not.
Does that dispurse their shots?
Yes, it does.
Okay, good to know. Good to know.
Good to know.
Oh my God, you can actually use
the crosshairs to hit them.
That's awesome.
Will this work?
Why don't I just do that?
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
NO!
STOP IT!
Fuckin' hell.
This is a lot to take into consideration.
Shoot the bastard.
Kill him.
Fuck you bro. Fuck you bro.
Oh God, I need something else.
I need one of these doo-dads.
Okay, okay....ohhh yeah!
What's up? Doesn't feel so good when you suck, does it?
Kill him. Kill him. Kill him dead.
Oh fuckin' hell!
You can't be doing that to me.
Assholes.
Did I get hit?
No, I have 3 hits.
You guys are dangerous.
You guys are dangerous... I'm in total fucking focus mode right now.
Who's shooting?
I don't know who's shooting first.
And it's terrifying me....umm....
No, no thanks!
No thanks!
Oh, good God. I need this thing to charge back up.
If I shoot it too long, the bars go down.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stop, stop, stop, stop! Fuckin' hell.
Assbags.
Where? Aaaahhhhh! Too many! Too many! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Did I get hit? I fuckin' did.
Hit them!
Okay, a different tactic.
WEEEEEEEEAAAAGGGGGG
No!
No-uh-uh-uh-o
Fuck it!
Ahhhhhhh
J.....A.....K
Jack!
I didn't even beat my high score! Okay.
Good fucking Jesus. Okay.
Well, I'm going to leave this episode of Space Pirate Trainer here!
That was awesome!
You actually have to move around like this all the time and have the shield right in front of you
So cool! It's kind of hard to see, though.
because
The VR is damn good. The VR is really good.
The resolution is really good but you still have that sort of mesh effect over your eyes.
And anything thats super in the distance is really hard to see.
So those guys are in the distance. You can't see where the laser pointer is going anymore.
Unless me wearing glasses would help or something. I have no idea.
But when stuff is in the distance, it's hard to know where your gun is actually aiming.
And there's so much going on all around you all at once.
I guess.....
I moved to these headphones to make it easier
just so I'm not getting tangled up and everything and there's nothing
massive on top of my head.
But I think these don't have really great spacial audio
so when stuff is coming from left and right it kinda sounds like it's coming from all around you.
So it was hard to know where shots were coming from.
I might try it again...eventually...if I get better at it.
I'll play it on my own time and see if I get better at it and then try it again, but....
So cool. But anyway....
Thank you guys SO much for watching this episode. If you LIKED it
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
And, high-fives all around!
*imitation high-five noises*
Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes.....
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
take off headset before doing outtro, otherwise it falls down in your eyeballs