- If this is a strike, it's the freeze frame
for the intro of the vlog.
(pop music)
(ball hitting pins)
There's the freeze frame right there!
- This is so awkward (laughs).
- [Sean] We came back and Chicken has a new shirt!
Show me that shirt, baby.
- Look at this.
- [Sean] That's a good shirt.
- It's like a shirt with a hood for some reason.
- Now he can stop wearing that weird blue hoodie
that he always wears.
- Shut your mouth, that's a good hoodie.
- He always wears pajama pants and a blue hoodie.
And now he can wear pajama pants and a cool hoodie.
So updates: start of this vlog, this day.
I don't even know where our days are
because we've been traveling forever
and now we're back from London
and it's like, what time is it?
- [Steven] It's 3:30 in the morning.
- 3:30 in the morning.
We want tacos, so we did rock paper scissors and...
- Always.
- Steven lost. - I always lose at this one.
- [Sean] And get me water, I don't want pop.
Me and Steven are gonna be healthy now.
We talked about it... - [Steven] Hey, what about me?
- ...on the way home.
I don't know, are you gonna be healthy?
Are you doing this with us?
- Yeah.
- We'll talk more about it later
but we have an idea to get healthy because dude,
when I am traveling, all I do is not sleep
and I eat unhealthy and I snack.
I just feel gross.
So we're gonna start drinking more water
and we're gonna start, we have an idea
to do one healthy thing in the vlog everyday.
Should we just call it "Healthy Thing"?
Why are you back?
- Uh, keys, car keys.
- [Sean] Hey, remember what we talked about,
the healthy thing? - Yeah.
- I just told the vlog we're gonna be--
- Shh!
- [Steven] It's 3:30 in the morning, what are you doing?
- I just told the vlog we're gonna do the healthy thing,
and it's called "Healthy Thing".
And every day we do a healthy thing, okay?
- [Steven] That's pretty creative (laughs).
- Yeah, really creative.
But we're doing it.
- Cool. - Go get tacos.
Hey guys, I have tacos on my socks.
Taco Bell sent me these.
Taco Bell won at the (inaudible audio) yesterday.
- [Steven] I know. - They won...
...brand of the year on Snapchat.
- [Steven] Taco Bell deserved it.
They made that taco filter...
- They did deserve it.
- [Steven] The taco face.
- The creepy thing? - The taco, yeah,
- It was awesome! - That filter was so good.
Taco Bell really does kill it at social media,
especially Snapchat, and they sent me this skateboard.
- [Steven] Taco, that's custom.
- [Man] Yeah, that's custom-made.
("The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
- Tacos and water at 4:00am.
I missed that tall chicken guy.
Update!
We just finished the vlog,
we're already done with the vlog,
we're gonna post this thing at like 6:30am Utah Time.
Killin' it.
Chicken with his new hoodie.
- (mumbles)
- I think I told you,
I gotta watch Adley in the morning,
and it's kind of morning 'cause it's almost 6:30.
So I think we're just gonna
pull the old all-nighter, you know?
Next clip will be me and Adley,
hanging out eating breakfast probably.
See you then.
♪ A...B...C...D ♪
Now it's breakfast, we're eating cereal,
and bananas and we're learning the alphabet too.
Important stuff.
Update: Adley took a nap, I took a shower,
and then we had daddy-daughter time
and made this really cool snapchat right here.
Put that on the vlog right here.
(arcade music)
Oh yeah, and now Jenny's home.
Hi Jenny.
- Hi.
- Did you guys miss her?
I missed her.
Alright, remember right before we left?
We opened that little Chinese box,
and I was like, "What is this thing?"
- I can't imagine what it is.
- [Steven] It's a black box!
Dude!
What the heck?
- This thing, right here.
Lithium-ion battery pack.
And I'm like, "Oh, probably goes with that other
Chinese box, we'll open it when we get home."
We're home, let's open it.
(tape getting ripped off)
Chicken, get over here!
We're having family time right now.
Chicken, it's family.
Chicken! - [Cameraman] Chicken!
- [Sean] Chicken, come here, hey!
- [Cameraman] Chicken. - [Sean] Come here boy!
(whistles) - He had...
- [Sean] C'mon! - ...four slices.
Okay, hey, we're gonna open this, get excited.
- [Steven] Yay!
- [Jenny] Oh, what's that picture?
- [Sean] It's a scale.
- [Jenny] It's a...
- [Steven] Yeah, there is a weird picture of it.
- [Jenny] It's an F-Wheel!
- [Steven] F-Wheel, what the heck is that?
- [Sean] What's an F-Wheel?
I think you can ride it.
- That's awesome!
- I thought it was a weight at first,
like a scale for weighing yourself.
- [Jenny] iCarbot Manual.
- iCarbot.
It's like an iPod, a car and a robot all mixed.
- And it looks like one of those robot vacuums
that go on the floor. - [Steven] I was about to say
it straight up looks like a robot.
- These wheels are gnarly.
- [Jenny] That's fun.
- [Steven] Oh my gosh. - Look at the rims, though.
- [Steven] Oh my gosh.
- You know how cool gangsters
take pictures by their rims?
That's what I'm doing right now.
- [Steven] Kinda.
(laughs)
- Yeah, I don't know if that translates.
- [Steven] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Bad joke.
Okay, disclaimer here:
this isn't a paid YouTube video.
I have no idea how this works, or if it's going to work
so we will give it a shot and let you know.
Oh, give me that lithium-ion...
Based on the curvature...
- [Steven] You have to turn that thing.
- You have to take this off.
- [Steven] Uh! Uh!
- [Jenny] Maybe you turn it on now?
- [Sean] We're back in business, baby!
- [Jenny] Can you twist it on there now?
- [Man] I think we can twist and shout.
- [Jenny] Look, right there.
- [Steven] Oh, yeah.
- [Sean] Oh, oh, no I know what to do!
- [Jenny] You guys?
- [Man] There's a lock right here.
- [Jenny] I'm the smart one.
- [Steven] Sean is so brilliant.
- [Sean] Sorry not all of us have x-ray engineering degrees.
- [Jenny] I am smart.
- [Steven] Three... - [Sean] No.
- [Steven] Two... - [Sean] No.
- [Steven] One. - [Sean] It's gotta be tight
or else it'll blow up.
Okay, go.
- [Steven] Oh, Wow! - [Jenny] I'm first!
- No, no, I'm first!
Rock paper scissors, all three of us.
I gotta win this, I wanna win this so bad.
(laughs)
- No calling out rock paper or scissors.
(laughs)
- [Steven] Because it throws her off.
- [Jenny] It does!
- Jenny's really bad at rock paper scissors.
- I suck at it.
- Okay, I'm gonna do rock.
Rock, paper, scissors.
(laughs)
I told her I was gonna do rock!
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
Rock, god, scissors.
- Oh, shoot, I win!
- No, no, no, best out of three!
- [Steven] No, you kidding?
- [Cameraman] They didn't say that first.
- [Steven] We never do best out of three.
- [Jenny] We do!
- I wanna ride it first!
Besides, it's mine.
I have the coolest socks.
(laughs)
- [Jenny] Maybe you're too heavy.
- [Sean] Whoa! (beeping)
Coming at ya, boy!
Whoa, whoa!
- [Steven] Jeez, dude.
- I think it works better off carpet.
Like you have to put a lot of weight to make it go forward
but then it doesn't wanna go on the carpet.
- It's probably, yeah, it's not a carpet one.
- [Steven] Turning is freaking weird, dude.
- [Sean] Let's take it up to a flat surface.
- [Sean] Oh.
(beeps)
- [Steve] Hey!
- Whoa! (laughs)
This is actually kinda fun.
It's way different than other hoverboard.
Dude...
- [Steven] Oh yeah, it's completely different.
- Could you just see me in a business building
with a briefcase just going like this?
- [Steven] Yeah, it's the businessman's segway.
It's classy and it's formal.
- I'll see you at lunch.
Adley, you are gonna love this!
This one's for you.
Ready, you gotta put two feet on there.
- [Steven] Is it actually going?
- [Sean] Yeah!
(laughs)
- [Sean] Good job, Miss.
Okay, here we go, whoa.
(laughs)
- [Jenny] Who-hoo!
- [Steven] She doesn't know what to think about it.
- [Sean] No she likes it, she just stepped back on.
Here we go, Adley!
Whoa! (laughs)
(baby coos)
(loud laughing)
- [Jenny] Who-hoo!
- [Steven] Goodbye.
- [Sean] She wants more! - [Steven] She's addicted.
- [Steven] This is Jenny, hold the briefcase.
- Hold the briefcase, you're going to x-ray school.
You're about to meet with your boss about scanning bones.
- [Jenny] This is scary.
- [Sean] You gotta hold your briefcase
or it doesn't look right.
- [Steven] Two! (laughs)
- [Sean] Two briefcases, wow!
Okay, Chicken, grab your briefcase, it's your turn.
- Here is a Briefcase right here.
- Alright, hop on.
- Excuse me, ma'am?
I need to go to my meeting.
Jeez, this is so much different.
- [Steven] And with the briefcase,
probably really different. - Yeah.
- Why is it tripping?
- 'Cause you're not very business-y uh?
- [Steven] There you go.
- Excuse me, - Yes sir.
- My baby has an appointment. - [Steven] Okay, sir.
- [Jenny] Be careful.
- Shall we?
(wind blows)
(beeps)
Hey, how are you?
I'm Sean.
I'm here for my appointment. - Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm early, it was just really easy
transportation on the way.
- [Steven] Steven's gonna fall.
- [Sean] Steven's gonna die.
- [Jenny] I will. - I need some briefcases.
- [Steve} Stack 'em up.
- [Sean] Stack up those briefcases.
- [Cameraman] One briefcase, two briefcase.
(grunts) - Oh my gosh!
- [Cameraman] Three briefcase.
- Is that enough?
- One more.
- [Sean] No, do five.
- [Cameraman] Four briefcase.
- [Sean] Do five, do five.
- [Sean] Yes!
- [Cameraman] Five briefcases.
- What's the weight limit on this thing?
- [Sean] Don't worry about it.
- Alright.
- [Sean] Briefcases are excluded
'cause it's a business item.
(crosstalk)
Yeah.
- [Cameraman] I can't wait, Steven's gonna fall.
- [Sean] Get to that meeting!
(grunts)
(laughs)
- [Sean] He's gonna die. (laughs)
- Ooh!
I'm getting to the business.
I think I'm gonna make it.
- It keeps beeping, I think it's almost dead.
See that?
That beep?
I think that's, I'm hungry for battery beep.
Needs more lithium.
Gonna charge the battery, brb.
Yeah, the charger port's actually pretty cool.
You put this here, and slide over and it goes in.
- [Cameraman] What? - [Sean] It's kinda cool.
It's like next level, why don't other people have that?
- [Cameraman] So when you go off road,
you don't get that mud inside. - [Sean] Yeah!
Or when you have way too much business, papers
and mechanical pencils stuck in there.
- [Sean] Are you a big girl now?
Look, she's got cute shoes.
Her little, what are these called?
- Freshly Picked.
- [Sean] She has Freshly Picked moccasins
and a big-girl car seat.
Where are we going?
- My sister's in town.
- Her sister's in town.
But where are we going?
- To do pictures and then bowling.
- [Sean] Attack of the ducks!
(ducks quacking)
- Took family pictures.
They went good.
I needed to go home and get something for Adley
and then we're going bowling and to get pizza.
When I pulled up, Steven was leaving to go get food
and I was like "Steven, come be a part of Jenny's family."
So Steven's...
- [Steven] So I'm part of her family.
- He's part of her family now.
And we just got to the bowling place.
There it is, Arcade Laser Tag Bowling something.
- [Sean] Jenny, are we competitive
when it comes to bowling?
- Yes.
- [Sean] Like how competitive?
- Way!
- Jenny and her sister are putting on a baby shell.
- [Man] Hey!
- [Sean] You having fun Adley?
She's like "What?"
"Yeah, dude"
(playful singing)
- [Man] Be more patient, so you wins.
- [Kid] Yay! - [Man] Oh!
- It's okay, I have fun.
High fives.
Good to see you, guys.
That's the final score right there wrap up, oh yeah.
We did our party, we did our pictures, now we're back home.
And remember, I barely remember, at like four in the morning
I said something about a healthy thing everyday,
remember that?
- [Sean] I invited over my buddy, Austin.
- Hey, what's up guys?
- [Sean] And then Jess.
You guys probably remember them.
Jess helped me and Casey when Casey and I Saturday night
did the disguise, under disguise, undercover,
(inaudible audio)
- [Sean] They brought over this game.
It's TDR.
It's like you down some hit arrows.
This is our healthy time.
Jenny, are you gonna do healthy time every single day?
- I ran a 5k this morning.
- That's true, you get double healthy time.
Anyways, let's do this.
(video game music playing)
- Hey, Jenny is dancing more than playing.
(laugh)
We're on expert mood now.
I haven't done this in years.
- Alright then.
I wanna see that pad lit on fire.
(loud laughing)
I don't know this one!
- [Austin] Oh, get out of town, man.
- [Jenny] Great!
Perfect!
- [Jess] Look at that face!
- [Jenny] He's determined.
- Dude, you're...
- [Cameraman] The contest between...
- Husband and wife.
- [Cameraman] ...husband and wife.
- Hey c'mon, psycho! - [Cameraman] Oh shoot!
Sean.
Jenny.
(video game music playing)
(loud laugh)
- [Jenny] Oh my god, what?!
- My brain just melted.
I don't know what's happening.
- [Cameraman] Oh no!
- My brain melted.
- [Cameraman] Last round.
Jenny and Sean.
- [Sean] This is song is just good.
- [Cameraman] It's a classic.
(video game song playing)
(loud tapping on pad)
(inaudible audio)
- [Sean] Oh!
I feel like I can get that down.
- [Cameraman] They cleared!
- Ew, you're sweaty.
- We did it!
We're having day one of being healthy.
(cheerful music playing)
("Cruisin Down the street in my 64" by Ezay-E playing)