I am about to give you [backstory] to everything that has happened so far. This has been the weirdest server
I've ever been on. I met a spy on my own team who tried to backstab [me]
I met a demo knight who charged that five people at once a phlog pyro Who Beyond all
Reason and odds has managed to have flogged
[everytime] I meet him
It's like I know not that much weird stuff has happened yet, but trust me
It's the server's [being] so again he had it. No. It's not fair. He [added] I
Mean I guess it's this a spy. What are you doing? What is this?
What is this server?
Like notes, you [know] rational human being acts like the people that I have met in the Scheme I
Lie I lived with one health
Doesn't even matter
Look he is long again. You always has it
There's the spy that just runs out you with a knife out and tries to stab you
Okay, let's go meet the other team
Did was it really that hard I feel like it wasn't that hard of a chump?
He did it again. He missed it again. Okay. There's no way you could
Make sure you position yourself
It's just [crouch] just crouch. It's not hard
You're little earlier. You run it into walls now. There's a no hope for this guy no
I'm not even gonna Escort you anymore. No, hope at all
Why did I jump? I'm becoming one of them? I don't even know why I'm [making] these decisions
This is their spawn right so I can just spawn camp. Why are you charging? I'm revved up shooting your door
No, I know how doors work if they open you're there
How many stupid people are just gonna be willing to what is happening to my screams I?
Can't even move anymore. [I] have an idea
They have so many spies. [I] should know I was on their team for a while
there's the there's the a hundred percent all the time phlog pyro
Well, [Mike], Jesus
How would they not killed me? [I'd] screw this I'm out of here
How how do I just get out of there alive in any City reasonable scenario? I would have died
And then they'd just forget about me. They'd just forget I exist
Okay
Look like he messed up his market gardener so his label fuck dude
I guess I just got a run at him in a hope that I can like hit him or something
Was that our guy that was a red guy that was our team? Why was he walking with them?
What I don't understand is why he was walking towards us, and no one was shooting him. I was like
Oh, that's clearly like a blue spy disguises demo man, right no and then this guy this guy does nothing
but use the equalizer
Except for now, I guess
Here here take a sandwich nice
Why don't you use your like a hundred percent [flog]?
Okay, guarantee it
He always has [flog] every time I see this guy he has it. It doesn't even it's not even like a secret anymore
You think by this point? I haven't learned to spy check like
Don't answer that
I'd pay no attention pay absolutely no attention to the heavy. That's a mowing you down
Why you you of all people should have known I was [here] the other guys have an excuse, but that heavy did not
Why is there as the dispenser here? Why not like up there or something?
Can you like I wonder if I can convince this guy? Yeah? No look you just walk outfit
Just walk off you'll be fine trust me
Why are you letting me do [this]? Why are you letting me [doing] this?
You don't understand it
No that guy's not gonna be tricked is he oh it's a spy. Why are you why are you acting like a normal person?
What?
Was that was that like daredevil jump really necessary. Are you having trouble finding your way back up?
Here here you can you can push me off
[why] why are you moon jumping in our spawn? What do you gain from this?
Only an idiot would do that
You came up here you came up here to spawn Camp the door that you later decided
I don't really feel like looking at it. There's no way someone's Gonna twice. Why you shoot?
Why are you starting to stab me you knew that I was taunting which is like an automatic giveaway that I'm not an enemy gamer
Okay, you have like a fancy unusual in black paint there is no way you missed that shot while I was walking in a [straight]
line
You're terrible you're terrible ghost skills. You don't even have skills at all you have human skills
See you like it. [I] hit his head the first time [ah] oh gosh
What what killed him? No look look he died, but what killed him? Did he kill himself or something?
What do you think you're gonna accomplish with this? What did you think you would accomplish with that?
it's like
There's no way. It's gonna like chomp up my sentry. Oh it chopped up. My sentry. You can't spawn camp. There's no
I'm not gonna let you spawn Camp my team. This is it
I don't [even] know what's happening
Okay, it just forced to respond me even though. I was spawned and walking out the door
You know whatever
Probably for the best. I mean
better than being down there with a
Tomato Thomas or whatever his name is it happened again this
Century got blown up by [the] century you don't seem to understand this tomato thomas that's not even your name
But it's your official name now
No, no, I'm not two years old. I know how to fight against the Trickstab I
Can't get through [I] can't get through this [rule]. I
Just love watching new players and imagining. What's going through their head when they're doing all this thinking I?
He thought I was a spy so he rips out his melee
Misses his first shot on me then just start swinging rapidly then just gives up and walks away like
If he thought if he really really thought I was a spy he would have whacked me once realized
I wasn't in left, but no he just gave up before he even got that far
Back it up later
Don't all right all right for a second. I was gonna be like huh, I
Want to go into the mind of this spy right here. I have an idea cap. What was his name captain something
Here he comes
And he's dead
All right, all right Captain. It's your second attempt. Don't don't fail it. I'm sure [you'll] do great
Just it's just a minor [inconvenience], and he's dead all right
So he switched to demo he realized I was the best class [in] the game
There's no way that he would possibly die is it he almost he almost died there for a second
But he did manage to get out of it alive, and he's dead. So he realized it was very dangerous going outside
So he's playing a little safer
He said he actually has the classic on that way. It's going to be [a] little easier
To sort of aim where you're going, and he's dead. I'll go scope up here. Make sure it's safe
He should be good as long as he doesn't go like towards the cart or anything. Uh-oh I
Think he's still fine. He's not managed to die yet. I'm actually surprised. He's managed to get this far
He is this great plan of [gib]?
Cheeping himself into a corner. He's dead now I
Alright. He's decided. I'm gonna go get revenge, [and] then he realized he's walking the wrong way I
Don't think I think the spy is [onto] this guy though
Okay, that's what you get [you] were going to your first spawn, okay? I'm so tired of you captain
You have no idea what you're doing. Do you I'm starting to think that
So he just tried to stand off with a brass piece heavy didn't seem to work out. You know
just
Captain is so tired of dying he just went medic
And I guess they were just staring at each other having a bit of a romantic moment
But yeah Captain is so tired of dying
He's only gonna play Medic now because someone else is Gonna have to watch him all [right] honestly captain
I have no [fuckin] idea what you're like what [you're] at this point if you get out of here alive
How [has] he not died yet?
There you go
Casting up so tired of no one protecting him. He's like good. I'll do it myself
One of you can heal me if [only] I had some sort of like mini gun that could like rev up and kill people [oh]
Well, I guess I'll just keep using my shotgun
That weapon. What's that weapon there? I found it. It's the minigun [wow]. This is way better than the shotgun. I'm just gonna use this
Like I'm waiting for him to die. So it'll be funny, but he's actually learning never mind like okay
I'm gonna give you a breakdown of what happened when I joined this server
I joined the server and a bunch of random shit happened, and I was like aw, whatever
It's too late to like hit record [cuz] all the good stuffs gone already
Come back
You know another crazy things happen sound like or whatever. It's probably just coincidence
It's one of those things was like cool things just keep happening and you happen to miss it. What was that?
You [just] like did a 360 like. Oh, there's a spider
Finally I was [like] you know what screw it. I'm going to hit record and see what I can catch happening
God, I'm glad I did because you get you get to experience this
Whatever the hell, this is
for snipers sitting in the same spot [I]
Hear a century, but I don't see a century
So where is the century why yet 10 hell? You're running around with a rescue ranger?
Think he would walked off anyways, and now we have a level three. We have a level three on their side
This [is] not how it's supposed to work. He was flying their whole theme flavin
Iii [there's] no words their team where was their team, they all quit is that what happened? Are they all gone?
Whatever done here
anymore
juices I was out on
Chicken booty baby seal of all night, it's time. I got back to the good Life I
Got back this time. I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the truck
you