*High Five*
Jack: "I have to be on Bob's team for this one, then"
Jack: "Oh, we played this before!"
Bob: "Yeah, the horse penis!"
Jack: "Yeah, this one, where I talked about sperm, at the end" Bob: "Ohhh, is that this one?"
Wade: "This is the horse penis map"
Jack: *Annoyed Groan* "Balls!"
Mark: "Oh yeah!"
Mark: "Sperm injections, that's what it was"
Wade: "Well... balls are a part of it"
Jack: "Draw, everyone loses"
Bob: "No! Not like this!"
Bob: "Not like- okay, there we go"
Jack: "There's just a lone watermelon in the middle"
Wade: "Alright Mark..."
Bob: "Oh my..."
Mark: "I'm not gonna make fun of you, like everyone else did"
Bob: "It's a big map!"
Mark: "Because YOU are arguably just as bad as I am at this!"
Wade: "Yeah!"
Jack: "Oh God, there's two of them"
Mark: "Yeah! So together..."
Bob: "Oh FUCK me!"
Jack: "We're never gonna lose!"
Bob: "Why are we just like this?"
Mark: "Yeah!"
Mark: "Okay!"
Mark: "You lead the way!"
[Taunt: Ye-ah-ha-ah!]
Wade: "I think they are this way?" *Wade and Mark laugh*
Jack: "No!"
Mark: "That sounded like you, Bob"
Jack: "NO!" *Mark chuckles*
Bob: *It kinda did*
Mark: "Heh, come to Papa!"
Mark: "Come to Big Papa-Pump! Come on!" - *Bob laughs*
Wade: "Alright!"
Mark: "We're here!"
Wade: "OH! It's a G-Man!"
Mark: "OH!"
Mark: "I don't think that's them..."
Mark: "Okay, where you guys at?"
Bob: "Nowhere!"
Jack: "Umm, nowhere"
Bob: "Everywhere"
Wade: "Hmmm..."
Mark: "Hmm..."
Jack: "Definitely not a giant horse penis"
Mark: "Big-Papa-Pomp doesn't like being lied to!"
Jack: "But I wanna be a horse dick!"
Jack: "Well... see ya later..."
Mark: "Wait, what?"
Bob: *Coughing*
Mark: "Wade! I feel like I'm being made a fool of!"
Bob *Laughs* Jack: "You both were!"
Bob: "Nothing's happening"
Mark: "...Or you!"
Wade: "Wait a minute..."
Jack: "Uhhh... fuck..!"
Jack: *Scared humming*
Jack, quietly: ~someone's in the kichen with dina~
Wade: "Wait, Mark! Are you the one taunting?"
Mark: "Yeah! Of course I am!"
*Everyone laughing* Wade: "I've been trying to follow the taunts!"
Mark: "You idiot!"
Wade: "What do you mean me idiot?-W-what you-you're right..."
*Everyone laughing*
Wade: "When you're right, you're right, boss?"
Jack: "What do you mean, me am dumb?"
Wade: "Alright!"
Mark: "Ahh... boy, we are not looking good today, Wade... we are not looking good..." Jack *Laughing*
Wade: "Well, no, considering I've been trying to track you this whole time!"
*Everyone but Jack laughing*
Bob: *singing* "De-he-he-hee-he"
*Mark chuckles* "Mark: I don't like being made fun of!"
Wade: "Yeah! Who knows?"
Mark: "Wow, Jesus. I can get up there?"
Wade: "Oh no, I'm stuck. Oh God, um"
Mark: "Hey Wade look at me!"
Mark: "Wade look at me!"
Wade: "I can't get out of this box!"
Mark: "Wade...?"
Wade: "I see you riding that horse, Mark!"
Mark: "Wa-dehh..?"
Wade: "I'm coming!"
Mark: "Hey-hoo, Silver! Yahoo!"
Bob: "Ye-Yahoo..!"
Mark: "Yeppie-kay-yay-yo!"
Mark: "C'mon, help us find Jack!"
Bob: "Ah-ah-ahhhh!"
Mark: "Yeah, we know that he is the smarter of the two of you, so we gotta get..."
Bob: "I'll be your saw blade of destiny, come with me to find death"
Jack: "It's a fucking... it's a dark day in hell , when Jack is the smarter of two people" *Mark chuckles*
Bob: *Makes an engine noise*
Mark: "You're a fucking roomba!" - Jack: "Haha!"
Bob: "I don't know what sound- *Bob gets shot* - oh my god..."
Mark: "Ohhh... my roomba!"
Mark: "Goddamn it, Wade!"
Bob: "I was fucking cleaning the floors... you're welcome!"
Wade: "It broke! It was time"
Jack: "Well, well, well..."
Bob: "Were you in same spot the whole time, Jack?"
Jack: "No-no, I was following you guys around"
Bob: "Oh, okay..." *Bob laughing*
Jack: "I was for a while. I was a big giant box and Wade stood on me"
*Bob laughes uncontrollably*
Bob: "Wade, I think you and that other car are becoming one right now"
*Everyone laughs*
Jack: "You fucking idiots..."
Mark: "Jack! Jack, help!"
Jack: "Does this help?"
Mark: "HELP!"
Jack: "I'm trying! I'm giving you a cone"
Mark: "Oh please!"
*Continuously cries for help* *Car sounds*
Jack: "Okay, I'll try to push you guys out"
Jack: "Wait, which one is the real car?"
*Mark laughing*
Wade: "I don't know!"
Jack: "Oh..."
Bob: "The one, that is in a reasonable position is the real car"
*Jack laughing*
Mark: "Wait, Wade, you're a tank. I'm your turret"
Wade: "Ohh!"
Bob: "Woah, shit!"
Jack: "Oh! Now I'm stuck!"
Jack: "Fuck you, goddamn it!"
Wade: "I'm falling through the earth"
Jack: "I'm STUCK!"
Jack: "Wade, you're just getting pounded into the ground more!"
Mark: "I'm off to work guys!"
Wade: "Proud, Mark?"
Mark: *Makes an engine noise*
Wade: Make us prooooud!
Jack: Okay, that's just sad..!
Bob: Can I get a lift, buddy?
Mark: Yeah, sure...
Jack: Me too!
Mark: Hop on, guys!
Bob: Mark the Uber driver, take us downtown
Mark: Brummmmm
Bob and Jack: Awww...!
Jack: Fucking no stars for you!
Mark: Rate me FIVE stars! Rate me five stars!
[All laugh] Bob: Hang on, hang on!
Bob: Let me- We can do this! We can work this out. Let me get on the-Ohh, I'm stuck! Alright, there we go!
Bob: Let me get on that hood
Jack: Huh!
Mark: Okay...
Bob: Let me me now, when you gonna...
Bob: Would you stop that..?
Jack: I'm blocking off traffic
Mark: Brummmmm...
Jack: Can I...
Jack: Can I just...? *Shoots Mark* Can I-- fucking
Bob: Ohhh, geez...
Jack: This is the saddest night of theater, ever!
*Bob laughs*
Jack: Wade was just getting crushed more into the ground, like as the car just kept going
Wade: I KNOW! At least Mark got to drive
Bob: I know - *Mark laughs*
Wade: I just got impounded
Mark: Urghhh....
Wade: There's just a melon down here this time, no one is up here?
Wade: There's a ROLLING MELON!
*Jack breaths heavy out*
*Laughs* - Jack: That's always there. It's like the lone-hallway-melon
Wade: Hey! Hey! Hey!
*Laughing*
Mark: Hello!
Jack: No!
Mark: Who's that!
Mark: Who's that...?-
Jack: Urghhh, FUCK!
Mark: Where the fuck did you go?
Mark: What?
Bob: Oh no! Noooo!
Jack: Are you serious?
Mark: Wait!
Jack: Mark? Mark?
Mark: I see you!
Jack: Mark, are you serious?
Jack: Ohhh... I feel bad for you! Don't have kids, please!
Mark: Here! Here! - *Bob laughs*
Jack: I can't!
Mark: Here! I'll give you a peace offering!
Jack: I can't...
Mark: I don't know how I missed that!
Jack: I can't!
Jack: Oh... I'm broke...
Jack: WUH!
Wade: Whoa, look at this gun I got!
Jack: What the fuck?
Mark: Fridge on the run!
Jack: You're holding a giant ERROR?
Mark: Oh, wow, Wade! Where'd you get that gun?
Wade: It was one of the balls!
Jack: You're holding a giant ERROR!
Bob: HA HA HA HA!
Mark: I see an really impressive gun, Wade..!
Mark and Wade: It's really big!
Jack: Urghhh! Shit!
Mark: I bet it hurts when you shoot him!
Bob: Why..?!
Wade: Let's find out!
Jack: Agh!
Mark: Woah
Jack: You killed me with ERROR
Bob: Why is this working?
Wade: Jack,what do I look like right now?
Jack: Oh my god!
Mark: Wait what?
(Mark stands by as Jack and Wade descend into laughter)
Jack: Why?!
Bob: [laughing] Why is this working?
Jack: I don't know!
Mark: WHOA, What the fuck?
[Bob dying of laughter]
Wade: Oh!
Mark: I did not notice that!
Wade: I didn't either!
Mark: How did-
Bob: I was watching you fucking chase Jack around,
Mark: Oh, it's so weird because when you walk in from this angle it almost looks normal!
Wade: Yeah, it did!
Jack: I teleported inside you, Bob.
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