i could believe that they would plan this to up the ratings which they did i think the ratings
doubled as soon as this thing happened but then again like if they could dream something up that
would get these ratings why wouldn't they have done it sooner so there's like you can make
different arguments for whether it's real there's the part two where chris rock has attacked the
smiths in the past so he has a history of it like in 2016. so there is a good alibi for physically
or like with jokes jokes and so will smith was kind of uppity about it because you know his
wife has alopecia alopecia yeah so it's autoimmune attacks for hair follicles so it's kind of like if
someone had cancer and had a bowl head and then someone made a joke about it and then like true
but alopecia is not exactly cancer it's like you're going balls and it makes you go bald
didn't aunt also point out on his show and it's i didn't even think about it but he did point out on
on tax earlier that they went close and she had all stubble on her did have some hair yeah i think
she just shaved it because it was i think chunks fell out is what she said so it's probably catchy
so she shaved it to keep it from being patchy yeah that's my guess and i also heard part of it may
have been from like all the treatments that she had put her hair through like lots of different
like braids and um like chemicals and stuff that like didn't help the case like even if it is an
autoimmune thing like she's put her hair through a lot over the last few years so yeah she just
decided [ __ ] it like i'm gonna shave my head but these guys they were sitting right in the
front row and you're there's a comic hosting the event so like what do you expect not like
no one's ever seen his act before yeah and not only that that was a really mild joke that was
one of the most mild jokes like oh i'm really excited um uh [ __ ] jada pink jada pinkett is
here like i'm really excited to see gi gi jane 2 or something oh that that's that's it was teams
that makes it almost it gives the case that it was uh planned planned because it's such a such
i feel like for them to get really upset over something like that seems unlikely you know
what i mean yeah it's a stupid roast joke and he could have he could have been like
your wife is a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah i mean like she's the town bike like there's a lot of
different directions he could have gone in with the whole open relationship stuff i think um the
context though changes it a little bit like on paper like if you just heard the joke yeah but
with the context of black women are sensitive about their hair in first place especially if
it's kinkier there's a whole like they call it texturism i was talking about it earlier but like
for her he chris rock already knows that because he made a documentary called good hair right so
he knows all about what black women have to go through with their hair so i guess it's
like on top of the alopecia she's like extra gonna be extra sensitive about hair as like a
black woman with kinkier hair too but like if she didn't have treatments why and i like that you're
i'm not saying you're playing devil's advocate but i i like that you're on like the other side
of this with your opinion like what if she was so sensitive about it why wouldn't she have just like
worn a wig like if she really do after she really didn't want any comments she's like embracing it
and so isn't part of embracing it also embracing jokes like people commenting yeah yeah i mean like
here's the thing chris rock should have known that not only contextually with the whole good hair
thing but he should have also known that like have you ever seen jada smile once in your life like
she looks like a stuck up [ __ ] like you really really does she does not she seems joyless and i'm
like this is just what happens when you become a bajillionaire like i don't know if she actually is
a stuck-up [ __ ] i mean i heard she like cucked will smith that's probably also why you crack
that's another theory it's like oh well if you're getting cocked i'm sure you're like mentally it's
like black murphy jack murphy yeah they're saying that a lot yeah he's like but that's not him
though that's i don't feel sorry for him he agreed to it once you agree to an open relationship you
have to deal with the consequences because you said it's okay it's not cheating because they
both agreed to it but if he if he didn't want to do it he needed to leave because otherwise
if you if you go into that not fully wanting to do it and being like this is something that i
want i think this is going to be great and we're have a really strong marriage we're going to do
this together because people do that a lot and it works fine for them i think that if you don't
go into it with that mindset it's not going to end well so if you go into it being like well
i need to do this to keep my partner then you've already lost them it's done oh i was interviewing
this uh guy earlier this is this cool brooklynite black guy like real og brooklyn and he was in the
library because i was live stream earlier and i asked him what he thought about it and his
take was actually like the most interesting and accurate i think for like a traditional new yorker
especially from brooklyn he said chris rock being from brooklyn is an embarrassment because he had
the right to exercise self-defense so when will smith came up there he should have like either
dodged it or like self-defend it and he made us look bad because it's like i just said you're
taking him i think was shocking like i know he's a professional i know his professional comic i
know he was hired to do a job he was in shock but like there was nothing there was no like
bracing for impact there was no like no arm even going up to protect himself there was no even
like what the [ __ ] there was no like moving away like and there's memes that break down like that
that are like for the argument of it being fake because it's like it's like him like this and
and it points everything out like he's leaning in he's leaning brace for impact he didn't he
didn't shield it he didn't try to like hit back he missed the first time his neck stiff like there's
a picture where they point out all the things that that make you think it might be fake and
planned um so i was like yeah there wasn't even a little bit of oh my god someone's hitting me he
walked over there like within ten so he's coming at you for something he said he's gonna whisper
in your ear like is it possible he thought okay there's a famous yeah thank you thank
you for finding this so quick uh yeah eye contact point of contact brief breach bracing for contact
leaning in no attempt to block weak throat and like [ __ ] smash i wish they would give the
like the few frames right before then after that i kind of want to see like the gif of his face right
is he gonna yeah would you like just smiling or is he bracing like why wouldn't he have done just a
closed fist decking at this point if he's truly that pissed why not throw like an actual that
might have gotten that because that's real assault you know that's not like just a little slap
you know but you're getting up there you're in front of the world you know what i mean like you
might as well where chris's eyes looking in that frame i don't know he looks really constipated
like is he looking at the hand coming his way or at wilson right is he pre-wincing is he like
oh yeah that's what i'm saying isn't coming yeah and he doesn't have time to move and
why wouldn't he pull back i mean leaning in he might have some time to pull back like
someone said yeah is this guy about to hug me
he didn't move at all yeah i feel like the natural human inclination is to do this yes or something
anything shoulders didn't even move he doesn't even move yeah he does wind up a bit you know he
goes back he comes from he's like a toddler on his way to get his little brother leg yeah yeah i'm
gonna do it someone pointed out though that chris rock's like five seven and wilson is like six two
and chris stock is kind of lightweight compared like he couldn't do much could you say that chris
rock is expecting maybe a handshake maybe a hug maybe a fake hit maybe a like i'm trying
to benefit that he's not expecting to get hit so he's like why should i brace right that would be
crazy to think i'm about to get hit by will smith but yeah who's slapping people gay man
i'm not mad i'm gonna punch you in the face yeah or even like a what about a shove like
a good old-fashioned thing so the black guy was interviewing earlier on my stream he said that
too he was like it was extra disrespectful because he did a slap because men view that
as like the ultimate disrespect it's like not a punch because the punch is like oh it's like
manly as slap is like your little off and then [ __ ] that would have been very coming in with
she's like the black expert of this episode these are the things that i'm the new black pepper
the number one one so a slap is worse than a hit yeah for men so you think jada was behind
this whole thing like she was like could have worn a hat she could have you know
you