-BOOOOOOORED!
[grumbles]
Hey! Hey, Blueberry, hey!
-Orange, it's me, Little Apple.
-Whoa! Blueberry sounds just like Midget Apple.
-That's because I AM Midget--
I mean, Little Apple!
-Sorry, dude.
I really "blue" that one. [laughs]
-[growls] -Easy, little buddy.
There's no need to get "violet." [laughs]
It's almost too easy. Hey, everyone, look!
Midget Apple's different! Let's laugh at him!
-(Pear) Really? He doesn't look different to me.
-Huh?! -Looking good, Pear.
-Oh, that new hue is totally you.
-Yay!! I love the Blue Crew.
-What? Who said what now?
-What's the matter, Orange?
Did we catch you out of the blue?
-Uh-oh. I think we've got a title.
[laughs] Told ya so.
[grumbles] It's not fair.
I didn't know blue is the new orange.
I want to be blue. I got to be blue!
-Oh, calm down. It's just a little food coloring.
-Really?!
-Yep. Just a dabble-dooya.
-Just make sure you rub it in nice and even.
[scoffs] Orange!!
-[gulping]
[spits, bottle shatters] Did it work? Am I blue?
-Orange, what are you doing?! It's a topical!
-Really? Well, it didn't taste like pineapple.
-He means it goes on top of your peel.
You don't drink it.
-Way to go, lame-o. That was the last of it.
-NO!!! Now I'll never be blue!
-Maybe you could try something else.
-Um... are you guys sure this is a good idea?
-(Grapefruit) No, I think it's a GREAT idea.
-(Midget Apple) All right, troops. Ready...
aim... fire!
[paintballs spattering]
-[groaning with each impact]
[spitting]: I got some in my mouth.
-(Midget Apple) Seize fire. Seize fire.
[groans] That's the last time
we let Marshmallow pick the colors.
-Yay!! I love rainbows!
-(Orange) Hey, Nectarine! Nectarine!
Are ya done yet? Huh?
Are ya done yet? Are ya done yet?
-And we're done.
Everyone, may I present the new Orange.
-Check it out, guys. Now I'm blue too.
[record scratches] Heeeey.
-What? Are the cat eyes too much?
-Oww!
-Oh, what? We're not doing that anymore?
-Can you believe all these posers?
-Seriously. It's all just a fad to them.
-Not like us. We'll always be true blue.
-Hey! Hey, blueberries!
-(blueberries) What?
-Cannonball! Yay!!
[splat!] [blueberries scream]
-Whoa. Well, that didn't work "berry" well. [laughs]
-With the aid of my patented Avatar Regavitar,
we will simply place Orange's mind inside the body
of a blue alien hybrid fruit.
Behold the genius of Dr. Bananas--[babbling]
-(Orange) Whoa!
Dr. Bananas totally "blue" me out of the water. [laughs]
-More like aquamarine.
-That's totally purple. -With just a hint of jasmine.
-Dude, you look like an eggplant. [chuckles]
-[growls deeply] Alien orange smash!
[growling, fruit screaming]
-Yo-yo, it's Gel-A-Teen!
Back at you with your favorite fruit-makeover show,
Pimp My Rind.
Now it's time to check in on our latest project.
He's an orange with a bad case of the blues.
Let's see if we can turn his frown upside-down.
-Whoa! I'm finally blue!
Talking blob, how did you do that?
-Uh, Photoshop... or maybe After Effects?
Don't ask me; I just work here.
The big question is, what are you gonna do now?
-Uh... I don't know, blob-boy. That's a good question.
Why IS everyone getting their blue on?
-(Marshmallow) Yay-he-he-hey! I love cosplay!
-Seriously. We've even got a Papa Smurf.
-Hey, that's Grandpapa Smurf to you, small fry.
-All's well that ends well, eh, Orange?
Orange? [fwap!]
-Hey. This isn't the kitchen.
You can't just "cut" in. [laughs]
-Whatever. [fwap!]
-Yeesh. Rotten apples can be so naughty. [laughs]
-Hey guys, I'm ready for the movie.
[chuckles, crickets chirp]
Where'd everybody go?
Ahh... I'm so alone.
-Whoo-hoo! Get your blue on Wednesday, July 31st
with Smurfs 2 only in theaters. Check out the trailer and buy
your tickets now at the link below.
Just tell 'em Orange sent ya. Seriously.
I saw it and it totally "blue" my mind. [laughs] Blue jokes.
[laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]