Oh, babe, babe.
Oh, babe.
Babe somebody called 911.
Oh, my God.
This is a hospital where not only do we break hearts,
but we mend them.
Oh, babe.
Oh, my God.
You can call me nurse.
Hard palpitations.
I mean, Carl and I just moved in together literally
two weeks ago.
This is so odd.
You look amazing.
I'm so like.
What?
is this for real?
I just fell in love with my best friend.
Maybe you should just relax.
Let me handle everything from here.
I am living that movie, like, in real life,
not wearing any underwear.
You're not?
Oh, my God.
Looking for the fun?
Looking for the sign where we run.
Oh it's kind of a gorgeous day.
These are all your shoes.
You want to put these in first?
They're heavier.
Yeah hanging a lie.
I'm more of a sedan guy, but I don't know how we would do it.
Oh oh, here we go.
Your wife bore.
Oh, safety first.
This guy literally just cut you off.
No sucker.
Don't ride his ass.
Hey yeah, I'll go.
You know, I spent too much time.
Italia?
for whatever reason, any time you do an accent,
it just comes off as very offensive.
You should just not do it.
Everyone's been telling me for years I'm immature,
but this is the summer I finally grow up.
Here we are.
I'm married.
I'm about to turn 40.
I want to have a massive summer.
I was trying to, like, count up how many people are going
to be the first week and I think we might
only be 9 my friend Chris.
And you have Sam coming?
Yeah page as a friend, Yes.
Shut up!
Oh, my God.
I'm going.
Hey, I don't know how I ended up on this side.
I'm just going to put my hazards on.
Good thing I wore my driving shoes.
At least it matches your outfit.
That's all I did on purpose.
Hi OK.
We'll try it in the car before we hold up any more.
Yeah I don't know how I ended up here.
It's so confusing.
Like, way more aggressive down here.
I wonder why that is.
Because it's the financial district.
They're all stressed about money.
I met Gabby at a dinner, and we both got drunk,
and she told me about my horoscope.
And I think that's how Gabby meets all of her friends.
I'm a Taurus sun.
I'm a Leo rising, and I'm a Scorpio
moon and a general mess.
I want to say on a good day.
But planetary.
Like, that's how I came out.
I'm really excited.
I think you're going to get along with everyone.
It's a good group.
You think I've been coming back for five summers?
Yeah woo!
Doggies!
what if we just matched all summer?
We would piss so many people off.
I love that matchy matchy.
I like matching with you.
Whether it's on accident or on purpose.
We are a match made in the Hamptons.
Oh, wait.
Is everyone, like, coupled up, though?
Not everyone.
OK, so Kyle and Amanda, we're now currently married,
have been the staple couple in the home forever.
Oh Karl and Lindsey have just started to date
at the end of Last summer.
Yeah, I have one of those guys for a little bit.
Then we have Maya.
Maya is dating this guy named Oliver.
So should we get out of here?
Yeah so, truly, I'm the only single girl this weekend.
Here's the great thing about long distance.
If he's not in the state.
Do I have a boyfriend?
No I love him very, very much.
What's this sign?
It's not great for us.
I'm a Scorpio.
Yeah, he's an Aquarius.
So, like, best sex I've ever had in any relationship, ever.
Is it off the charts?
Even when we do fight, I'm like, I know I'm not going anywhere.
What is it?
Friday I guess I'll bring the grocery bag in.
Look, you're looking for Kyle cookie.
I think those are all lover boys.
Home sweet home.
Like you've never left.
I don't miss this place.
A new couch, that Feng Shui.
So we do a quick peek around here to mine as well.
Oh the little things.
Hey, should we go quickly?
Look at this bedroom.
No let's see. Luke's older room.
That is a gym.
Kyle Holy moly.
So this is exactly what the homeowner was talking about.
There's a little sitting room here.
The hamptons, known for old money, also old laws.
Our house just so happens to be zoned
for five bedrooms, not nine.
Oh, well, this isn't it for us.
Unless we share it with Carl and Lindsay.
The couple's room.
So I get the call yesterday.
Oh, by the way, ford, the bedrooms are not usable.
So welcome to camp.
Let's quickly scope out what we're thinking.
OK not this one and not this one.
Yes feel like Paige wants to be in the same exact bedroom.
Get to switch it up.
Dibs this room.
Move your stuff up.
Hurry for this couple now. All right.
Thank you.
Take your underwear off and put it on the bed.
Oh, my God.
Hello Hello.
How are you?
Oh, Yes.
No cow.
Cow what's up, mother?
Good to see you, man.
You are punctual.
I am.