♪ (reverb) ♪
♪ (dramatic chords) ♪
♪ (electric guitar solo) ♪
- Just man up and kiss her.
♪ (electric guitar solo) ♪
♪ (drums join in) ♪
- (playfully) I'm a girl.
- Boobs, boobs, boobs.
- Science!
- Become toast!
- No, I got it 'cause I killed a bitch.
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Bloop!
(ghost shrieks) - ARRGGH!!!
- I hit a woman for the first time in my life.
- (baffled) What?
- Ew!
- (Yoshi) ARGH!!!
- OH MY GOSH!!!
- Oh my god! - Holy hell, mom!!!
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Smoke!
- You're getting me all choked up. This is such an emotional game!
- This is why Hollywood hates us. (laughs)
♪ (tempo slows down) ♪
- Go see a therapist.
- Mind blown!
- (both) Boom shakalaka!
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Go! Power Glove on.
(angry scoff)
(all scream)
- ♪ Mad, Mad, Mad Madam Mim ♪
- I'm done.
- ARGHHH!!!
- (giggling) I love this so much.
- (in game: fierce snarl) - AAAAAH! I got eaten!
- (in game: fierce snarl) - AHHHHH!!! Got me.
- It's getting boring.
- Baymax.
- (gasps and shrieks) Don't do--!
- Gold and white OR it's black and blue. It doesn't matter.
- Yaaaaas!
- (singsong) ♪ Awkward! ♪
- In your face! (laughter)
- Cheeseburger hot dog.
- (in game: fierce snarl) - AHHHHH!!!
- What the--?
- The [bleep]?
- If they kill Tyrion, we riot.
- [Bleep] is going to go down.
- Bye, Zayn. I'm not affected by this at all.
(startled gasp)
- I've never heard of this in my entire life.
- (singsong) ♪ Ricolaaaa! ♪
- Oh my gosh!
- (aggravated scream) - (crash)
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Whoa!
- (anxiously) Oh my gosh! Arrggggh!
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- So sexy.
- This is hilarious, okay?
- Kiss her again.
- More vampire killing! (gunfire)
- I don't want-- ew, I don't wanna watch this!
- Shut up Intern 2!
- But I don't understand how we've been dating for so long
and you don't know how to spell my name.
(in game: unsettling croak)
- Oh [bleep]!
- Oh god! OH GOD, WHOA!!!
- Ew! (giggling) Ew! Spit.
- That looks really weird.
- Yargh! (grumbles)
(all yell)
- ARGH!!!
OOOH, NO, NO, NO!
♪ (funky dance music) ♪
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah.
(explosion) Oh, I crashed.
- ♪ This is the ♪-- - ♪ Story all about how ♪
- ♪ My life got flipped, turned flipped upside down ♪
- Ooh, I hope they crash just to end the awkwardness.
- Adults React is coming to the channel.
- (shrieking) NO!
- One... lift off.
(blades whir) Okay, there it goes.
- Don't embarrass yourself.
- I am happy with my penis!
- (in game: Shrek is life.)
- This is, um, the Wiz Khalifa song, I think.
(boisterous laughter)
- (together) ♪ It's Fine Time with the Fine Bros ♪
(nervous giggle)
- (hushed) Cyber sex.
- Hufflepuff!
- [Bleep]! Now I'll never be in the main story.
- #LoveWins.
- I'll be back.
- Help me take off my shirt.
- What good looking men.
- That guy's a volcano skiin' bad ass!
- Rafi's told me that I have a very fat face.
- Why would you say that?
- Butterfly?
- Wait, it is Final Fantasy VII! - No, it's--
- I was joking! - It's a remake?
- You didn't know this?!
- ♪ Turn down for... ♪
- What?
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Stupid FNAF.
(all scream)
- There should be a law against that hair.
- Wow.
- (singsong) ♪ Drama! ♪
- Are you serious?
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Please don't cut off my penis.
- (Finebros) This is Six Degrees of Everything.
- (in game: fierce snarl) - AHHHHH!!!
- The first rule of Tickle Fight Club... is do not talk about Tickle Fight Club.
- This is great fun. I'm loving this.
- Oh my god! It's Drag Me Down! (shrieks)
- Ja, ja!
- (Markiplier) Okay, bye! - Can I marry this guy? (laughs)
- We're gonna try to connect cannibals to cannabis.
(screaming vocals) - I dont get this.
- More time travelling adventures!
- This week, we're going to try to connect Shakespeare
to The Harlem Shake.
- You need to be the alpha sibling.
- (silly voice) And that's me. (laughter)
- (startled gasp) Whoa!
- Cool!
(fork clatters) (spits)
(uncontrollable laughter) - I feel terrible for this guy.
- ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
- Oh no!
- And farts travel at a rate of ten feet per second.
- (in shock) Oh my god!
- (Finebros) And that's how we connected Mother Teresa to machine guns.
- Done!
- What are those?
- Bloop! Bloop!
- (announcer) John Cena! - Goddamn it.
- Release the Kraken!
- (gasps) Oh! No, my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry!
- You can't feel your face 'cause it's on fire!
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- ♪ To train them is my cause ♪
- We are discontinuing this Spoilers string.
- That's the end?!
- What?!
(screech)
(cat hiccups, farts) (chuckles)
- ♪ I'm so [bleep] tough ♪
♪ That's right! ♪
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- I'm always killed by lava. What is lava?
(nerdy giggle)
- The usual suspects: Blue Jasmine, Afternoon Delight.
- Because it's fake!
- (all) Happy New Year, everybody!
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
♪ (pop punk music) ♪
- Dear diary, I haven't written to you in many moons.
- Oops! That makes it sound like I'm gonna cook you.
(vomiting)
♪ (dramatic chords) ♪
- If people would just look around
as they get older and see the people that can hardly walk,
people who can't walk, they would count their blessings.
That's what they need to do, rather than criticize older people.
Age is really attitude. Goodbye... everybody.
(silence)